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Comment by r00st3r

So uh, after freeing this guy, he says this :

I think I'm going to go to Dalaran after this is over. Help 'em get that city up and floating

Dude! Where have you been? DeathWing has erupted from the elemental plane and Dalaran has been floating up in Northrend for how many years now? Did he not get the in office memo?

Comment by qnasheR

After reading what he said,i personally think he's hilarious.

"You know,i've always wondered why they call themselves orcs.It's an ugly word you know? It's a word i'd use to describe defecating.

For example: After that Pilgrim's Bounty dinner i took a huge smelly orc."

Made me LOL so hard.

Comment by 1026168

Messner says:
"And keep the change you filthy animal!" (after killing an orc)
"Is that the best you can do?" (after killing an orc)
"I'm just gettin' warmed up!" (after killing an orc)
"I don't even have my gear on!" (after killing an orc)
"You know, I've always wondered why they call themselves orcs. It's an ugly word, you know? It's a word I'd use to describe defecating. For example: After that Pilgrim's Bounty dinner I took a huge smelly orc."
"Messner is a master of fire magic. We invite him to all of our barbecues." (talking in the 3rd person now, must be tired!)
"I remember this one time, Keeshan and I were out fishing at the Lakeshire bridge and Keeshan farted. Don't think Oslow ever forgave Keeshan for that one..." (This would make more sense if it was about Messner, the fire mage, than about Keeshan, the archer.)
"You ever notice how sarcastic the people living in Redridge are? Sometimes I feel like I just want to take a blow torch to that jackass Solomon's town hall." (Once you've seen his Flamestrike, you'll wonder what the blow torch is for. Not to mention Fireballs. Yeah, he lobs those off every now and then.)
"You know, Keeshan lost his wife to Blackrock orcs. He was never the same after that day. Was like the sun just set on his life. Darkness, lady/man. Pure darkness."
"Jorgensen is real dainty, by the way. He's a paladin, so be careful what you say around him or you're liable to make him cry."
"They called us the Bravo Company. When things needed killin', we did the spillin'... of blood."
"So I hear Varian Wrynn is back. That true? Sorry, I'm a bit out of the loop."

If he's so out of the loop, how come he's following around a Worgen, telling secrets about all his friends? He should maybe be a little confused when the new Pandarans come roaming around as well. I know, too much to ask... ;)

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It seems Messner's verbage is mixed up with Danforth's, who later repeats most of this during the same quest chain. For the final quest, Showdown at Stonewatch, he said:

I need to use the restroom.
So what's up with the bridge in Lakeshire? Oslow ever finish building it?
Being a mage has its advantages, but the laundry bills are hell to pay.

Messner

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