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Skyfire
also, necro is bad
Also, necro is when it's offtopic or exceptionally old.
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Kristopher
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hello
You: Hello
Stranger: how are u
You: good you?
Stranger: fine thanks
Stranger: Your asl pelase
Stranger: please
You: no, sorry
Stranger: OK
Stranger: what you do
You: wake up, eat, do stuff, and go to bed
Stranger: alright
Stranger: have fun
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I'ma open the next one up with some pizazz.
Ok, no pizazz this time.
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Stranger: Hi!
Stranger: from?
You: USA, thats all. You?
Stranger: Brazil
You: Cool.
You: Hows the weather there? I'm getting sick of rain...
Stranger: it's cool!
You: thats good
Stranger: is not raining
Stranger: do you know Brazil?
You: south america right?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: are you guy or girl?
You: guy. /cue disconnect amirite?
Stranger: ?
You: oh, ok well most of the time people disconnect after finding out someons a guy
You: someones*
Stranger: haha
You: the site says "talk to strengers" not "find a date"
Stranger: it's right
You: strangers*
Stranger: are you "from" USA?
You: yes
Stranger: do you know Brazil?
You: other than the continet its on, no. I've never left the US
Stranger: ahh, ok
You: travel sounds fun, but with all these plane crashes going on, I dunno
Stranger: I don't speak english very well, so sorry
Stranger: ok?
You: you type better than some people I've talked with
Stranger: I'm use a translator sometimes
You: on the internet, english is any sentance with more than four letters, and less than three numbers...
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: what do you like to do there?
Stranger: ?
You: this is my second conversation, and the first one that lasted more than 10 lines
Stranger: ahh
You: do you play any games on the internet? Me, I play World of Warcraft
Stranger: I've to leave now
Stranger: please to meet
Stranger: bye
You: alright, take care
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
~~
Thanks for bumping this back up Skyfire.
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Toldry
I always respond to asl with
"e^pi(radical -1)/sexless/My location says nothing, but where i'm from does. As to where i'm from, i'd like to think the mind of god, but many atheists would postulate that i'm merely from a set of chemical reactions and biological imperatives."
50% DC then, 25% lol, and 25% say "Why do the atheists bother you?" or "Why do you care what the atheists think?"
/facepalm.
One memorable conversation:
him: ASL
me: (my answer)
him: I see. Why do the atheists bother you?
(at this point i thought it might be ELIZA.... but it didn't seem like it)
Me: ... Because I killed a man when i was 7, and i've been rationalizing ever since
Him: Oh no! I'm sure you didn't mean to do it!
Me: I did. I wanted to hurt him the way he had hurt me.
Him: What happened?
Me: Well, i was playing with a rubber ball, and it rolled out into the street. I ran across to get it, but some man had picked it up and was holding it out of my reach laughing. I was jumping at him to get it-
Me: And in my anger i jumped at him and shoved him. He stumbled into the street and got hit by a car.
Him: Oh, but you surely couldn't have meant it!
Me: I did.
Him: But you were just a child! I'm sure god forgives you.
etc.
I lol'd
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Dralas
Stranger: MSN?
Me: No.
*Your converstational partner has been disconnected.
I don't understand why some people want to talk on another place... why not the place you came at first?
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Toldry
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hellooo..
You: waqz up
You: i like corn
Stranger: i like corn too..
You: do uz like corn
You: alot
Stranger: y
You: i have corn in my pants
You: it feels funny
Stranger: hoooooooooollllllllllllllllllla
Stranger: bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I'm gonna try that now:
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hey
You: I like corn.
Stranger: wanna cyber ?
You: No.
Stranger: OH GOOS
You: Unless it involves corn
Stranger: GOOD
Stranger: ME EITHER
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: I like corn.
Stranger: me too
You: I have corn in my pants.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: I like corn
Stranger: me too
You: I have corn in my pants.
Stranger: me too
You: I'm also eating corn right now
Stranger: me too
You: With Bigfoot.
Stranger: me too! :O
You: That must mean one of two things:
You: There are more than one bigfoots
You: OR
You: We're near each other
Stranger: Does your bigfoot have a pet parrot?
You: I'm not sure if its a parrot.
You: It kinda reminds me of a parrot
You: But it could also be a ferret.
Stranger: I have that problem also
Stranger: I can't tell
Stranger: It's like a ferret with wings
Stranger: that talks
You: Yeah
You: Weird
You: Much weirder than the existance of bigfoot.
Stranger: oh, much
You: So
You: I work in a place..
You: I forgot the word
You: a place that you work to defend specific morals
You: kinda like charity
You: Only with protesting
You: What was the word for that?
You: It's a orginization like PETA
Stranger: Oh, umm
Stranger: i know this
Stranger: damn
You: Let's just say it's a orginization.
You: I work in a orginization for the defence of corn.
You: It's horrible what they do to corn in movie theaters.
You: Maybe you would like to join?
Stranger: I'd love to
You: Really?
Stranger: yes
You: Okay, membership costs 2300$ a month.
Stranger: ok, thats cool
You: I wonder if Bigfoot's Parrot-ferret eats corn.
Stranger: that my friend, is a question best left alone
You: Anyway, it was fun talking to you. I must go now. GLORY FOR CORN!
You have disconnected.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: I like corn.
Stranger: lol
You: Do you find that amusing?
Stranger: yup
You: I'll have you know that corn is serious buissness.
Stranger: its random
You: It's the source of profit for thousands of farmers world wide
Stranger: this is true
You: And people like you mock it.
Stranger: im not mocking it.it was just random
You: I have no further intrest in talking to you. Good day, sir.
You have disconnected.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: I like corn.
Stranger: too
You: I also like owls.
Stranger: als?
You: Age Location Sex?
Stranger: als?
You: That is a new original and refreshing idea.
Stranger: aer mael
You: I entierly agree with your previous statment.
Stranger: are u male
You: Last time I checked, yes, I am.
You: Does corn have a gender?
Stranger: so suck my cuc]k
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Stranger: ey
You: I like corn.
Stranger: i like porn
You: Nice one.
You: Let's have a rap battle now.
You: Ehm...
You: What rhymes with "Omegle" ?
Stranger: google?
You: Hmm
You: But they sound so entierly different
You: Lets change the subject.
Stranger: im not good at this
You: So....
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
You: I like corn.
Stranger: asl?
You: See above
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: I like corn.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
/// After several seconds of nothing being said ///
You: Dude
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Stranger: heelo
You: Yes, but has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
Stranger: no, not really
You: Really?
Stranger: i have examined this situation before
You: And what did you find?
You: was it lemons?
Stranger: nope, tacos
You: woah
You: I did not see that coming
You: in retrospect it makes sense
Stranger: I also found that the airspeed velocity of a pigeon going 34 mph in a head wind of 6 mph = Mexico
You: what about when it is carrying a coconut
Stranger: Brazil
You: sweet
You: what about chips
Stranger: that equation would be reprehensible to that of a purple platypus
You: what is the relationship between meth and mcdonalds
Stranger: both involve heart attacks
You: whats up with hats
Stranger: i have to go, but nice conversation
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
and yes I know I stole my opening line from someone else
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Dralas
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: yes?
You: Yes what?
Stranger: are you like the rest?
You: Who exactly is the rest?
Stranger: boring, repetitive
You: Not really
Stranger: rest of the people here
Stranger: how are you not like them
Stranger: explain w/examples
You: Well the fact that i haven't disconnected you already probaly proves one thing.
Stranger: and you formed a coherent sentence
Stranger: that's two things
You: Alright, now, see here, this is the internet, soo, you think that many people will care much about the fact of forming a coherent sentence? Not many.
Stranger: you would think that a site that lets you talk compeltely anonymously would be interesting - a place to trade secrets, retarded stories etc.
Stranger: but it's just about people that want to ask me if i have a $%^&*! and tell me what they'll do to it
You: It could be, if people thought out a way to make a conversation about something.
Stranger: ok, tell me something interesting that happend to you this year
Stranger: something life altering
You: Life altering...
You: Let me think..
You: Well, backed into another person with my car, so that sucked because of the fact of me having to blow off a bunch of money to fix it. So, that led down a bad chain of events.
Stranger: how bad?
Stranger: btw - in most cases the people in the back car are blamed for the accident
You: After that I thought it would be a good idea to buy a timeshare, to get that money back, but I ended up losing alot of cash because of that.
Stranger: there's no proof you reveresed
You: Yes, It was my fault.
Stranger: a timeshare? yowza
Stranger: yeah, i know it's your fault but you could've weaseled out of it
Stranger: say that he rammed into you
Stranger: unless you were in a place that you couldn't drive forward
You: Meh, this happened a little while back, couldn't really change things now.
Stranger: anyways, why did you buy a timeshare?
Stranger: isn't that the most stupid thing a human can do with his money?
Stranger: it's like a cliche
You: Then after the timeshare, I had come into work asking my boss for a raise so I could be able to pay off these debts, but somehow got into a debate with him about our country and communism.
You: well
You: no.
You: a timeshare can work it
You: out*
You: but most of the time it won't, It was a gamble really..
Stranger: it sounds like you had a really bad year financially
Stranger: mostly due to things under your control
Stranger: we're slaves to money and possessions aren't we
You: oh yeah, it really sucked, I'd love to be able to blame someone, however that's just not how life comes around usually.
Stranger: but even knowing that - i still can't shake how good physical things make me feel
Stranger: my life altering realization is that relationships make everything feel better
You: It reminds me on 'freedom' in the constitution, what freedom do we have if we will always be bound because of the thing's around us, we do not have true options, only the options that we've been stuck with since day 1.
Stranger: like, if i were in your position
Stranger: feeling crappy about the car, the timeshare and my boss
Stranger: and i had a supporting partner
Stranger: it would all feel unimportant
Stranger: i don't feel like my options are limited
You: Ah, how so?
Stranger: i feel like my abilities to fulfill these options are limited
Stranger: well, for one - the world is huge and i will never EVER be able to do and see everything that offers
Stranger: so i have to choose
You: And what option in life have you chosen for yourself?
Stranger: for example, i can choose to get up right now
Stranger: and become a sailor
Stranger: travel the world
Stranger: jump through harbors etc
You: You've chosen this just now or you have had this planned out?
Stranger: and there are a million other things i can do with my life right now
Stranger: no no
Stranger: i'm saying that it's a possibility
You: Ah
Stranger: the world is so vast that i have many options at my fingertips at any given moment
Stranger: so i don't feel limited
Stranger: i do however limit the choices myself
Stranger: because of human nature
Stranger: search of stability etc
Stranger: so you can in fact say that one is limited
Stranger: but mostly it's himself that does the limiting
You: Well, unfortunately, many people now have very little flexibility such as you. I cannot say that I am right for sure, but from what I have lived, it just doesn't seem very plausible for me anymore.
You: err
You: mis-typed that one
You: *Many people do not have*
Stranger: are you happy?
Stranger: happiness is objective
Stranger: it's not something different for everyone else
Stranger: are you?
You: Well, in the boat I am in right now, I'm not happy, but I'm not sad nor angry. I've managed to dig my way out of debt finally just recently, but because I had done such stupid things in the past, that prevents me from being able to truly enjoy the present.
Stranger: i see
Stranger: do you think you will be happy?
You: In due time yes
Stranger: assuming you continue to do what you're doing now
Stranger: why?
Stranger: what will make you happy?
You: It will be that eventually I can learn to forgive myself for the actions i had taken so long ago, and that sometimes I must not hold onto the past like it was the last thing left to me. But for now, even though I see the way I should act, I cannot seem to grasp this.
You: Well, I shall leave you with one final note, remember this: "Of honor within, and a fear without"
Stranger: good luck!
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'I kinda just BS'd this guy since I really never did anything, but hopefully he shall see through this anyway and learn a lesson.
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Heres mine Connecting to server...
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: mac
Stranger: the bell has rang
You: This is the FBI. Your IP address has ben traced and agents are en route to your dwelling.
Stranger: lol, the FBI what i do?
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
You: joke
You: dont worry
Stranger: Oh, i cant stop laughing, oh this hurts
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