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Post by
3DG4LIFE
There's a dollar in the middle of the room, and in the four corners stands Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and drummer with good time, and a drummer with bad time. Who gets the dollar?
The drummer with bad time because the other 3 don't exist.
Q: How many drummers with good time does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: I dunno, find one and tell me.
Post by
Interest
How many drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
1, but only if you count the fact that his assistant fetches the stool, removes the bulb, and replaces it with a new one.
OR
None, they have a machine to do that now.
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266586
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Post by
Arathian
This one is preety bad:
What's the capital of Hamsters?
Hamsterdam
Post by
Interest
How many bassists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, it's too high for them
OR
"Haha, you said 'screw.'"
Post by
Nomatoo
The other night in bed, my girlfriend heard me murmur that I'd written, The Lords Of The Rings and The Hobbit. Turns out I was Tolkien in my sleep!
*shot*
lol
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267115
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Post by
3DG4LIFE
Ozzy Osborn once bit the head off a bat.
Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris bit the head off Batman.
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Interest
Lol at the person's post getting deleted.
Scratch that.
Post by
backwardscow
Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A: Fsh
Post by
SenthaiOverlord
No godforsaken way you necroed that just to say this.
Congratulations! You got a
Seal of Disapproval!
Post by
mudfish
No godforsaken way you necroed that just to say this.
Congratulations! You got a
Seal of Disapproval!
There's a
video
for it.
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168437
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SenthaiOverlord
No godforsaken way you necroed that just to say this.
Congratulations! You got a
Seal of Disapproval!
There's a
video
for it.
The video has been created by someone else, the seal is my own creation.
The vid is even more striking though, LOL.
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283705
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Post by
Random0008
Once a guy said there would never be a black american president. He said when their would be one pigs would fly.
Well guess what, Obama became president and swine flu!
Post by
montezuma7
Man walks into a bar and sees a sign that reads:
Beer $2
Cheeseburger $1
Handjob $50
He sees a very attractive waitress with very dainty, smooth hands start walking over and asks her, "excuse me ma'am, but are you the one that gives the handjobs?"
The waitress leans over revealing a bit of cleavage and with a slight smile and a gleam in her eye replies, "why yes, I am."
The man then says, "well make sure you wash your hands real good cus I want a cheeseburger."
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