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Post by
Fizzles
Weee Woooo Weee Wooo
Grammar Police on scene!
WHERES THE FU--ING VERB?
I
am
typing the verb out each time.
Look:
I accidentally the whole 3 spider hatchlings...
I posted the verb.
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Post by
vikey
UGH I hate spiders
I can't even do arachnid wing for naxxramas with my guild...
If I saw a spider in my house, I'd get a bugman to come spray like every day for a week while I stay at a friends house, then i'd get a merry maid to come clean up anything dead or alive 0.o
Post by
Fizzles
Perhaps I should explain...
See I was just sitting here messing around
When my life got flip-turned upside down
And a couple of guys
Were up to no good
Started hatching eggs in my neighbourhood
I found 1 little bug and my Mom got scared and said
"Your moving with your spiders and hatchlings in Bel-Air"
A whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said "BUG" and had 8-legged freaks in the mirror.
If anything I thought that this cab was rare
But I thought "nah forget it" -"Yo homes to my web!"
I looked at my lair
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air.
Post by
vikey
Perhaps I should explain...
See I was just sitting here messing around
When my life got flip-turned upside down
And a couple of guys
Were up to no good
Started hatching eggs in my neighbourhood
I found 1 little bug and my Mom got scared and said
"Your moving with your spiders and hatchlings in Bel-Air"
A whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said "BUG" and had 8-legged freaks in the mirror.
If anything I thought that this cab was rare
But I thought "nah forget it" -"Yo homes to my web!"
I looked at my lair
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air.
l0lwut
also "Yo homes to my web!"
Did you mean homes or did you misspell homie?
Post by
Fizzles
No no the lyrics "Yo homes smell ya later".
Post by
EluraE
UGH I hate spiders
I can't even do arachnid wing for naxxramas with my guild...
If I saw a spider in my house, I'd get a bugman to come spray like every day for a week while I stay at a friends house, then i'd get a merry maid to come clean up anything dead or alive 0.o
I once saw a spider in my room, that made me cry. And I stayed in the living room for a week and had my mother clean my room 3 times.
:(
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Post by
Toldry
Why are you so scared of Spiders?
Sure it looks creepy, but all in all 99% of all spiders are harmless bugs.
Post by
vikey
Why are you so scared of Spiders?
Sure it looks creepy, but all in all 99% of all spiders are harmless bugs.
They're filthy, disgusting, worthless, vile, killer, creepy, crawly, smelly, dumb, annoying, murderous, devilish, demonic, evil, stupid creatures...........................................
I had a friend who was killed by one.
Also, they just crawl on you and bite you. With their 8legs its sooooo gross. Theres not even a use for spiders in the world. "o but they kill so and so bug"
Kill that bug and we won't need a 8 legged devil killing people.
UGH SPIDERS SHOULD DIE
If I ever see one I run, run run run.
I hate them how they crawl on you UGH
UGGGGHHHHH
Post by
Toldry
:(
Post by
EluraE
I'm with you, Vikey.
Post by
Fizzles
Goliath birdeater
.
Theraphosa blondi
Largest spider in the world,
30 cm
across from leg tip to leg tip.
That's the size of a dinner plate.
Post by
Queggy
*
cough
**
cough
*
The
Sydney funnel-web spider
and
Brazilian Wandering Spider
. Two of the most deadly spiders.
Oh, and
here's
a little present for you.
Post by
Dhazy
I was sitting on a chair once, outside. I got up to get a drink. As I was coming back with my drink, I realized to my horror that an egg sac on the back of my exact chair had burst and hundreds of little white baby spiders spewed all over the place. The chair. The floor. The nearby table.
I WAS SO GLAD I HAPPENED TO BE THIRSTY AT THAT EXACT MOMENT OR ELSE I WOULD HAVE BEEN SMOTHERED.
Post by
Dhazy
There's a spider in my bathroom named Rodney.
He's been there for three days and I don't mind him.
But he's gonna die soon.
Very soon.
I WILL NOW INJECT NIGHTMARES INTO YOUR BRAIN.
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225644
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123022
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Post by
EluraE
I was sitting on a chair once, outside. I got up to get a drink. As I was coming back with my drink, I realized to my horror that an egg sac on the back of my exact chair had burst and hundreds of little white baby spiders spewed all over the place. The chair. The floor. The nearby table.
I WAS SO GLAD I HAPPENED TO BE THIRSTY AT THAT EXACT MOMENT OR ELSE I WOULD HAVE BEEN SMOTHERED.
I would have died from fear. :(
HOW DID YOU NOT DIE FROM FEAR?
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