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Laihendi
The movie opens with Princess Arya/Princess Leia smuggling a dragon egg/message or Death Star plans from the evil kingdom/Empire. She manages to hide it successfully but is captured by Ozzy Osbourne/Durza/Darth Vader and interrogated about it’s location. A simple orphan farm boy named Eragon/Luke acquires the egg/message/plans but doesn’t really know what to do with it. One day/night he returns home to find his uncle and aunt murdered by ra’zak/storm troopers who were trying to recover the egg/plans. With his surrogate parental figure(s) dead he decides to leave home forever to ultimately get revenge. He journeys with an old man named Brom/Obi-Wan who actually knows a thing or two about the dragon/message. (Yes, the egg is now a dragon.) Since he was a former Dragon Rider/Jedi Knight he begins to teach Eragon/Luke how to use a sword/lightsaber and how to master magic/the force. While on their journey, the evil kingdom/Empire draws them to their fortress/Death Star. Once there, they are able to rescue the princess but Brom/Obi-Wan ends up being killed by Durza/Vader. After escaping the fortress/Death Star they meet up with Murtagh/Han Solo who says he can take them to the hideout of the Varden/Rebel resistance movement. (O.K. so this is a chronological discrepancy with the two events occurring at opposite ends of their respective movies but it still doesn’t change the fact that it’s the same crap.) The ever-present evil kingdom/Empire tracks them to the hideout and initializes an attack to wipe out the entire resistance movement. At the climax of the battle is an aerial confrontation between Eragon/Luke with his dragon/X-wing and Durza/Vader with his dragon/Tie bomber. (Or was it a Tie fighter?) Durza/Vader is defeated and Eragon/Luke blows up the fortress/Death Star. Oh wait, no he doesn’t. Well there you go, Eragon is legally distinct from Star Wars Episode IV because Eragon didn’t blow up the evil fortress. What an original idea.
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Proky
http://www.gamepark.cz/the_worst_of_polish_idol_103716.htm
hehe :-D my last thing
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grimnos
Μη7ØŠ
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Koot
http://www.bigredkitty.net/2009/03/12/brk-gondria-movie/
<while checking updates on WoWInsider>
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Tyristrasz
I'm not gonna critisice your gear. Just your talents ;)
Post by
Aladraz
it procs on the damage pre armor... tell me if anyone can confirm
This ^ ...When comparing SoB/M and SoC.
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Laihendi
The Lord of the Rings - Audio Adaptation - EP1-B
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Tyristrasz
http://www.wowhead.com/?spell=42650
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Wrassinn
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bw1GwaRgmQ&feature=related
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blademeld
http://www.netterimages.com/images/vpv/000/000/000/303-0550x0475.jpg
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Laihendi
http://www.netterimages.com/images/vpv/000/000/000/303-0550x0475.jpg
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Interest
Kael'Thas: Don't look so smug! I know what you're thinking, but the ranch was merely a set back. Did you honestly believe I'd leave I would trust the future to some red neck hillbillies who care for atrocious smelling vermin? Hahahaha... Oh no, no, no, it was merely an instrument, a stepping stone to a much larger plan! It has all led to this... and this time, you will not interfere!
>.>?
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mudfish
Queggy: 49/50
Laihendi: 51/50
Interest: 50/50
D: : 50/50
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Haxzor
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGxnuc5851c&feature=related
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Slimda
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mudfish
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYNMumcKgGY
The divine one.
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blademeld
arugula
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