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200 Things You Don't Want to Hear From DPS Classes
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Though the player in question never said anything, he got the t7 warrior dps chest from Archavon, then my friend said:
Friend: Wow, that guy was only doing 800 dps.
Me: Are you serious?
Me: How much did I do?
Friend: <Links dps meters, warrior is practically at the bottom, I'm almost at the top and have over double his dps>
Me: ffs.....
I vowed never to group with that guy..ever again.
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Jamein
Pre-Wrath - Voidreaver fight.
Me (rogue) *uses engineer goggles while stealthed behind VR*
VR turns around and oneshots me :(
me - Ze gogglez! Zey do nossink!
VR dies, I get res'd and get loot. Win!
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Heroic nexus, first "mini" boss.
me (start of fight) - drop tremor totem
shaman - ...
Boss is at 2%
Shaman drops tremor totem.
/sigh
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Heroic Strath, tanking on my pally with a group that's never done it before.
Managed to do the timed run with 1 minute to spare:
Rogues - Aww yeh we ripped up the DPS.
*links DPS meters*
Rogues - oh... you beat us tanking :(
It's a sad day when the tank out DPS' 3 melee in a boss fight, with only a single mob.
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Moggit
least I got chicken...
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What is this "threat" you speak of, and why do you constantly complain about me having it?
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Valkyre
DPS before invite - "what spec r u?"
me - "Frost, i'm built for tanking"
invite comes
2min later I see the dps leader in full on pvp spec and crap gear (sorry resil is not going to help you dps) with nothing to reduce threat, then wonders why his dps is below mine.
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Sweetscot
I HAZ A WINNER!
Crappy lvl78 dps DK in oculus at the mage boss
Me(on my priest as holy): move out of the aoe, when he goes to middle get behind a pillar.
Crap DK: moving him around is too hard, just heal through it
Me: errr yea...
Fight begins
Tank(warrior) stands in aoe long enough for dk to die
Tank, moves
Me(silent) lmao never ^&*! off the helaer
Fight finished
To put it in better context, there were 2 lvl 78 dk's on this run that kept trying to yank stuff out from under the tank, not a fun run at all but finished at least thanks to the fact that i think me and the tank could have 2 manned the better part of it.
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Ghoso
Me being a 70 MM hunter on kara, 70 something nelf dr00d(feral)
1 pally (cant remme what spec, ret i bet), lock, mage, DK and dr00d...and whoever else...
Me: We need heals, dr00d you heal...
Dr00d: I can't heal you moron, im feral with feral gear...im tanking
Me: Well we need heals and you're a druid...at least buff
Dr00d: stfu you fa**ot, like you know what you're talking about...
Me:...(We had already wiped on maiden or w/e) (accidently shoots maiden, we wipe...i res, run off laughing)...
Umm? Who was in the wrong? cuz i dont know all that well, only havng a 32 druid myself...bwa haha...
I put him on ignore after that...
If he was in feral gear, and feral spec, and brought in to be a tank, you cant expect him to heal. feral makes his healing worthless, plus you (or whoever made the group) asked him to tank.
edit for response to topic: true story,
tank: giving out assignments "soandso heals suchandsuch, hunter you misdirect triangle to me on 3."
hunter: "misdirects? whats it do."
tank: "...read the tooltip? you mean you never used it?" (this hunter has t6 and equiv)
hunter: " i cant find it, is it a talent? because i'm already specced SV"
tank: " ...seriously?"
he never trained for it when he hit 70. So after having him go get training, because were a super patient guild, we got this gem.
tank: "ok, on 3 go. one, two..."
hunter: "theres 5 of them, which 3 should I misdirect?"
he didn't raid with us after that.
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