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500 hilarious things said in an instance
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Post by
EvilElpay
Karazhan:
Me- Ok dude, you keep ninja-afking on us, and it has to stop. The next time you afk, we need to know before you go. Kewl?
New Tank- Kewl.
Me- Ok, go pull.
New Tank - *Pulls boss* Afk guys, I have to crack a coconut for my mom.
*The raid silently watches as the warrior stands still while getting beat in the face. Healers pull threat after 5 minutes and we wipe. 30 minutes later, the new tank returns.*
New Tank -Ok, I am back.
Me- How big was that coconut?
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Gruul's Lair:
Me - Hunter, please misdirect King Mulgar to the Main Tank.
Hunter - I didn't spec for Misdirect, I am Beast Master.
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SSC:
Healer - Ok, I need you to tank the add right here where I am standing. Face the add towards the water so it doesn't cleave the dps. Got it?
Tank - Got it!
*Tank decides to tank the add on the healer instead of where the healer was standing. Healer moves away from the spot and the tank chases the healer to stand on top of him.*
Healer - STOP CHASING ME!
Tank - Stop moving, I need to tank on top of you!
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Mount Hyjal
Paladin - AFK, someone just waked in my house.
*Raid fight continues, many people die, mana gets purged from healers and they are all out of mana. Tank is out of cooldowns, boss is at 3%. Tank has 156 hit points left"
Paladin- Ok, I am back. Uh oh! *Lays on Hands tank* *Boss dies*
ME - Yup, just creamed my pants!
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Post by
Frallanboy
From my latest PuG heroic.
Me (boomkin) : 2,5k dps
Rogue : 2,3k dps
Tank (bear) : 1,6k dps
Warlock : 557 dps
Me: And the failor goes to...
Me: Warlock! This is Warlocks first nomination and award. He won with a stunning 557 dps!
Random Lolz from group.
1 min later. Whisper from warlock
Warlock : Dude, don't be such a jackass. I was pretty much afk all the time.
Me: You were casting spells all the time. You werent afk a single time. + I can do more dps when im feral specced and doing just white damage.
Warlock : Stfu noob, you dont know how to play a warlock.
Me: What? I was talking how bad youre dps is? On the last fight now on Ingvar i did 135k damage over the fight, Rogue 110k, Tank 80k. But you did an amazingly 30k damage.
Warlock: But druids are overpowered, guilds like ensidia don't use warlocks!
Me: Yes they do? And how do you know?
Warlock: My main is in Ensidia!
Me: What's his name then?
Warlock is ignoring you.
Let's say i didin't believe him.
Post by
Interest
@Frallanboy: You probably shouldn't have called him out.
Just blacklist and move on.
Post by
Skimbo
D
A couple of seconds later:
Random1 has left the Guild.
Random2 has left the Guild.
Player1
has left the Guild.
Random3 has left the Guild.
People on Vent laughing their asses off.
Player1 on Vent: I can't believe i fell for my own joke...
HAHA! thats awesome. wish i was there for that!
Post by
Cambo
Running SM last night. 2 of my party members (rogue and druid) were talking about specs.
Druid to Rogue: You should put 2 talents into
Rogue to Druid: maybe. I might respec to Assassin
Druid to Rogue: I really like ass
Party: .......
Post by
Afoxi
I just got Tree form, and so I've been doing nothing but rubbing it in that I'm a Tree lately. This next one may be a little biased since it was me who said it, but here goes anyway.
When you decide to pull the 2 mobs, and then aggro 4 more from the pats, in the beginning of an ST run when 3 of the party members need a short break for preparation, you probably don't want to hear this from your Druid Healer:
"Time to make like a Tree and leave!"
I ran back in, rezz, listened to a few WTFs, and all.
Finished the run with no issues.
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Post by
Thraisenth
My Bow just broke.....(battle against KT and still downed him in ten man)
My friend did this on loatheb whilst i was tanking (was that BoE gun tho), I proceeded to call her a complete nabber and traded her a grey gun during the whoel thing. I still haven't let her forget that :P
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Post by
sagnheiili
On our very first Heigan kill on 25 man, pretty much everyone got gibbed by the first wave, and of the seven of us that survived (luckily 2 healer, the tank, and 4 DPS) we decided to make the dead suffer and just down it. The first 15 minutes of this was a long conversation about toast. The second was me saying "K I can't take it no more" dieing, and going to use the bathroom.
We managed to down it, but that was the longest Heigan fight in the history of Heigan fights.
And there was much toast.
Post by
NeoBlackheart
On our very first Heigan kill on 25 man, pretty much everyone got gibbed by the first wave, and of the seven of us that survived (luckily 2 healer, the tank, and 4 DPS) we decided to make the dead suffer and just down it. The first 15 minutes of this was a long conversation about toast. The second was me saying "K I can't take it no more" dieing, and going to use the bathroom.
We managed to down it, but that was the longest Heigan fight in the history of Heigan fights.
And there was much toast.
NOpe 25 man nax got boss to 50% and then the dps died so it was Me as tank and 4 healers alive. We downed him after a 1 hour and 16 mins.
This was when I was not very geared and was doing 1k dps.
Post by
wizy
rogue: HEY EVERYBODY!
tank: capslock.......
rogue: NO, ITS OKE IM USING SHIFT
it gave me a IRL lol:P
Post by
aekaras15
Raiding nax 10 with my guild. we are at the pipe before gluth... then suddenly a warlock who always signed for raids and never appeared after all logs in. the raid leader asks him:
"wtf man you signed and again you didnt show up next time we r gonna kick you."
the poor warlock answers
" omg you dont understand my best friend died and i had to go to the funeral! dont you accept this?"
then the raid leader answers
" Well did your friend drop any good loot when he died..?:P:P
raid: laugh laugh laugh even Gluth was laughing xD
then the poor lock leaves the guild.
well ofc we thought that he could be saying the truth but apparently it was a lie.
but the answer of our raid leader was more than epix!
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