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Chuck Norris take candle!
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http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=NdD54rG9oQA
Will Chuck Norris blend? o.0 (No this is not intended to kill the thread).
Edit: Watch the whole thing before flaming my post btw.
Thread was already over when I posted this.
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In a fight between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris, Sargeras would lose.
Edit: w00t! 100th post
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Meh. Chuck Norris is a hypocritical born-again christian fool who pawns self-help books and other self-glorifying junk through his website. If you read his first official reaction to these "facts", you'd instantly lose all respect for the man.
Basically, what he wrote showed he totally didn't get it, he said that those who wrote these things didn't know him (and to know me, pssst, please buy my book!) and a load of other crap about his religion and such.
The man's a stodgy old fart, nothing more. And yeah, Bruce Lee powned him like 30 years ago, so there's nothing left to say on the matter. :P
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Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked FaaR to the face for his above post. He has not been seen since.
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Meh. Chuck Norris is a hypocritical born-again christian fool who pawns self-help books and other self-glorifying junk through his website. If you read his first official reaction to these "facts", you'd instantly lose all respect for the man.
Basically, what he wrote showed he totally didn't get it, he said that those who wrote these things didn't know him (and to know me, pssst, please buy my book!) and a load of other crap about his religion and such.
The man's a stodgy old fart, nothing more. And yeah, Bruce Lee powned him like 30 years ago, so there's nothing left to say on the matter. :P
THIS. And the whole right wing, gun crazy, homophobic, woman hating stuff.
And the fact that the facts were originally about Vin Diesel.
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It took 300 Spartans to hold off the invading Persians at the Battle of Thermopylae. Chuck Norris couldve beaten them with a BB gun.
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Before each shooting of Walker Texas Ranger, they needed to gives Chuck Norris 14 times the lethal dose of elephant tranquilizer in an effort to lower the fatality rate of other actors.
The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was an exhibition game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.
Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.
Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.
When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.
I got lazy and just copy-pasted all but the first one from chucknorrisfacts.com. XD
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