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satania
many fails in which me (mage with bad gear mostly 5man blues and s1purples) waay outdpss players with full purples and tiers and crap
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Kelborn
I've seen quite a few epicfails.
Mage (whose name escapes me) on my first ever BF run. Pulled every mob I sapped. Every mob he sheeped, he managed to aggro within 5 secs. I still have no idea what he was doing, but I think he ended up dieing about 35 times. Yeah. That's a lot.
Piemaker. Currently lvl 68 warrior.
Group leader, "LF Tank - Durnholde".
Piemaker, "I'll tank!"
*Piemaker joins the party*
We proceed into the instance, and begin the pulls.. blah blah blah.
Now, I am by no means a crap rogue. I have never pulled aggro off a tank without being able to hand it back in a few secs. During each pull I keep getting a mob on me that won't go back to the tank. Ok, I think.. maybe I should use Feint a bit. (Never used it before, lol) But... I keep getting mobs on me. Then the healer dies. Four mobs on me. I die. Group wipe.
Piemaker, "Sorry about that I haven't been tanking lately."
Ok, w/e. We rez and proceed. Then... I see it. Battle Stance. Piemaker was in Battle Stance the whole time. So, now I purposely gimp my damage. I let SnD and Rupture drop often, just to let him keep aggro. Eventually we get up to the last boss. Third pull in I'm tanking two caster adds. Of course, with the pally dps they get downed quickly. Boss comes (Epoch Hunter) and... Piemaker dies. Now I have to Evasion tank a mob that's at 30% health. I pull it off. Healer wsps me wondering what was up with that crappy tank. I tell her he was in Battle Stance the whole time. Piemaker gets rezzed, and then I inspect.
Just... pathetic. First of all, Fury spec. Second, he had NO tank gear... NOR dps gear. Half his gear was that +Stam +Resist gear that frequently drops in Outland.
I still have no idea how we managed this group with this guy tanking.. or trying to tank.
Moral of this story, if you're gonna tank... SPEC PROT AND WEAR TANK GEAR! If not the spec... at least have the gear.
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iconicknight
Getting boosted through DM on my Shammy by a 70 Boomkin.... somehow pulled upto the boat an lived, re-healed. pulled the boat and got his bloody ass handed to him by the rogues that stand near vancleef =S
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Not being able to do Hex Lord Malacrass with 5 retribution pallies.
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High end guild on my server having problems on Illidan, GM decides to post on the Raid and Dungeons forums to see if anyone else was having the same problem, finds out his warlock tank was specced with Nether Protection.
A vast amount of "LOLZ NOOBZ" ensued.
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