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Catfish
Yo momma so fat it takes 5 warlocks to summon her.pewpewmoo said:
Q: How many Rogues does it take to kill a Paladin?
A: 2. 1 to attack, and 1 waiting in the Inn.
lol
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Post by
Ameran
How many warlocks can a murlock stunlock if a murlock could stunlock warlocks?
I actually thought that up myself! :D
Dude, my old sig was like that.... "How many hunters could a hunter punter punt if a hunter punter could punt hunters."
Copier.... ATTACK MY WALLS OF TEXT!
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Post by
dotorion
Three Dwarves were lost in Stranglethorn Vale, when suddenly they were captured by a whole clan of Troll cannibals. The Troll Witch Doctor told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go into the jungle and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three Dwarves went separate ways to gather fruits.
The first Dwarf came back and said to the Witch Doctor, "I brought ten
apples." The Witch Doctor then explained the trial to him. It involved placing all of the fruit… somewhere… where fruit usually doesn't go… infact, fruit usually leaves from here…. And if the Dwarf showed any emotion, he would be killed.
The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed.
The second Dwarf arrived and showed the Witch Doctor ten berries. When the
Witch Doctor explained the trial to the Dwarf, he thought to himself that this
should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.
The first Dwarf and the second Dwarf met in the local graveyard. The first one
asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" The
second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy
coming with pineapples."
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Post by
goblinego
Q:How many locks Rogue can pick lock?
A:0,Warlocks arent locks
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Post by
Interest
Three Dwarves were lost in Stranglethorn Vale, when suddenly they were captured by a whole clan of Troll cannibals. The Troll Witch Doctor told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go into the jungle and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three Dwarves went separate ways to gather fruits.
The first Dwarf came back and said to the Witch Doctor, "I brought ten
apples." The Witch Doctor then explained the trial to him. It involved placing all of the fruit… somewhere… where fruit usually doesn't go… infact, fruit usually leaves from here…. And if the Dwarf showed any emotion, he would be killed.
The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed.
The second Dwarf arrived and showed the Witch Doctor ten berries. When the
Witch Doctor explained the trial to the Dwarf, he thought to himself that this
should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.
The first Dwarf and the second Dwarf met in the local graveyard. The first one
asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" The
second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy
coming with pineapples."
I've heard an RL joke very similar to this.
Post by
3DG4LIFE
So I was ridin' through Eastern Plaguelands the other day, and I saw this ghoul in the distance. I rode closer, and all of a sudden, four Tauren Paladins come in out'a nowhere, jump off their steeds, and start bashing this Scourge, and the only thing I could think was "Holy Cow; it's Bulls on Crusade."
So there's a new restraunt over in Mulgore, the Thunder Bluff Steakhouse. Probably be closing soon, all the employees seem to quit when the find out if their going to be tipped...
What class is your best friend?
A PALadin!
(Came up those myself, the first while thinking about Rage Against The Machine, the others while looking over other WoW jokes, the one below I jacked from... somewhere)
Should be some heavy rain in Thunder Bluff soon. Their are calling for Taurential rain.
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Post by
Dhazy
I.
LOVE.
THESE
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COMICS
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:B
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293348
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Post by
SenthaiOverlord
Saurfang owns a White Kitten. However, his kitten hits for up to 9000 damage. And you don't want to know how hard he crits. Saurfang owns a Disgusting Oozeling too. But his oozeling poisons all his opponents instead of him. Oh, and his Sleepy Willy once one-shot Illidan.
Did you know that it was me who put this one up on WoWWiki?
Post by
SenthaiOverlord
I'm a Paladin, small and stout,
here's my mace and here's my mount,
when I see trouble I scream and shout,
pop my bubble and hearthstone out..
And here's my own Retardin song (not the retribution pally, but the retarded one)... I might be no Nyhm, but I think it's ok. Sang to the tune of the chorus of the Scorpions song "The Zoo":
"I wield the Light,
But I'm not bright,
And NO, I won't heal you,
While others fight,
I bubble-heart,
And whatcha gonna do?"
Paladin players, please forgive me for this. Many pallies are perfectly OK but some are total dimwits.
Post by
Interest
I.
LOVE.
THESE
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COMICS
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:B
The third one especially made me lol.
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