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Post by
oneforthemoney
Crack RP!
So what is a crack RP you may ask? Well simply put it is the most AMAZING THING EVER! Because anything can happen. It’s pretty much a giant joke RP. If you want a serious storyline look elsewhere. Avert your gaze from the wondrous crackness that is gender swapping, class swapping, race swapping, high school sometimes but not all the time madness!
But wait you ask. Why would you do that? Well simply put shut up! You’re taking this too seriously. This is an RP where anyone and anything can happen. Paladins can meet their evil selves and do battle. Ghosts will rise from the grave. Men receive huge luscious er and moving on
You see, the basic concept of the Crack RP is that you can do all the things you dreaded to do in a normal RP, and it’s open to anyone! You want your characters to be in Kingdom Hearts? Go for it! Inquisitors in Dragon Age? What’s stopping you! Not me for sure. Maybe want to go to high school where Silvia is the sexy milf and Bren is the weird goth girl. I say go for it!
But how will you? Well simple really. You write up a bit of an intro post as to what you’re trying to combine here. Then, the usual where you separate your post first into name, then location, and then add the verse.
EXAMPLE!
Name:
Sir Kensington
Location:
Idunnobalow
Verse:
Wheel of Time
Long story short, go nuts. Normal RP rules apply aside from attempts at sanity.
NOW COMMENCE THE CRACK!
Post by
oneforthemoney
Flipverse
This arm of the crackverse deals specifically with flips, be they race, gender or class. It’s much like the Lounge of the RP in that people can know each other, can not, but that largely it’s just a world where these sorts of things often happen. Setting is Azeroth WoD but that’s more a backdrop. It’s a fluid world. Have fun!
Name:
Felix Brighthammer
Location:
Goldshire
Verse:
Flipverse
He was a knight. A paladin. That all could tell. His armour shone like gold from his greaves to the tips of the wings of his helm. Across his back was strapped a shield emblazoned with a hammer on a field of green, and at his side a sword. His eyes were a bright blue and the hand which gripped the reins of his roan charger firm and steady. He pushed back the visor of his helm and looked down the road towards the small community lying at Stormwind’s doorstep. The smithy with its bulging forge which belched smoke into the air to the inn where it was said all sorts of debaucheries were held within. He grimaced at the thought, reminded of something he’d much rather forget. His mount, armour clad like he with a steel horn rising from its ridged mask nickered and tossed its head, sensing its riders discomfort. He placed a hand against its neck and made a low soothing sound.
“Easy boy. We’ll get you there soon enough.” He kicked his horse into a canter and descended towards the town below.
Post by
lightnstuff
Lady Nightbane Bloodhowl
Silvermoon City
Flipverse
They called her the hound of the court. She should see the sneers on their faces when they thought she was otherwise busy. Sons royal fathers and daughters of dignified mothers looked down at her, considering her a poor match for her position as a priestess of the well. A stray, brought in as a lost puppy to be raised among the the clergy like she belonged. The very audacity of the concept of the worg speaking to the elves like she knew their struggles, like she had been raised in it, shook some to the core. So shaken were they, that some forgot that her place was cemented in blood. They forgot the many places where she bled for their sake. They forgot she, marked by the light, was as much chosen for her position as she chose it. What they did not forget was her legendary temper. There was a quickness to a duel unheard of in clerics like she, a thirst to prove that she did belong, and no cost was too great at that.
But that wasn't right now. She reclined, sinking into a lavender couch, lazily flinging a leg over the side as she sipped from her wine. She shivered, her gray fur rippling with the motion under her long, elaborate, vaguely red and orange bordered robes. She had little heed that the marking of the sun was far less subtle than that of Elune's. She had simply always known the bright orange pattern on her face, radiating from a spiral on her forehead down her neck in a spectacular display. She was anxious, as ever, as Nightbane she was. Tasks needed doing, wrongs needed righting, and fools needed fixing, but, she could afford this moment to herself. She had earned that privilege.
Post by
morginar
Name
: Magistrix Ithalwen Sunshimmer, Ranger Captain Falionna Flamerunner
Location
: Silvermoon City
Verse
: Flipverse
In the sidelines of the court, a ranger leaned to the wall in a pose, most cliche. Falionna observed the events before her with a mild dislike. She was military, not politician. Yet as a officer, she had to deal with it. In another world in another time she might have been a withered undead, but here and now she is a blood elf in armor red as blood. A golden bow of quel'thalas creation on her back and hair kissed by flames beneath her hood.
Somewhere in the courtroom mingling with others was another blood elf. A magistrix of quel'thalas. In a robe of sanguine color and a belt with a elegant elven longsword with a phoenix motif at the hilt. Ithalwen Sunshimmer seemed to enjoy the debates of magical theory that sometimes emerged in this kind of gatherings.
Post by
Atik
Zelina
Goldshire
Flipverse
The Succubus slowly became visible, standing in the street, her wings folded against her back. Compared to many of her kind, he style would have been called positively modest; a practical leather harness covering her chest and legs, leaving her arms exposed. The slightest hint of cleavage poked through a dropped neckline, although her noteworthy curves were visible beneath the coverings.
From her waist, her weapons dangled. Not a whip, as might be expected. Rather, a long dueling sword; an elegent estoc that stretched behind her like a second tail. Opposite it, a dagger rested; handguard curving upwards for catching enemy blades.
She looked to the approaching horse, a light smiled playing over her features as the paladin approached. It was genuine, as she sincerely awaited him. "You certainly took your time." She commented over the trotting of his mount. "I thought you might have left me waiting."
Post by
oneforthemoney
Name:
Felix Brighthammer
Location:
Goldshire
Verse:
Flipverse
Felix sighed and drew up next to her. His face grew a little red at the many, many curious looks cast their way. "I'm not sure how I feel about you going ahead on your own," he told her.
His charger snorted at the succubus.
Post by
Atik
Zelina
Goldshire
Flipverse
"Oh?" The demon questioned, moving slightly so her back was against the steed, her gaze flowing upwards towards him. "Are you worried about me?"
Post by
oneforthemoney
Name:
Felix Brighthammer
Location:
Goldshire
Verse:
Flipverse
"More so anyone around you," he admitted, glancing at the men of the town, most of whom were trying to inconspicuously eye the succubi, others less so, some having stopped in the middle of the street to openly stare at the beauty come among them.
Post by
Atik
Zelina
Goldshire
Flipverse
"What?" Zelina asked, stepping away. "Do you think I would just sleep with any man who winked at me on the street?" She drew her estoc, angling it towards the paladin. "Felix, I have a bit more honor than that."
Post by
oneforthemoney
Name:
Felix Brighthammer
Location:
Goldshire
Verse:
Flipverse
Felix rubbed his plated hand across his face in consternation. "No, Zelina. That's not what I..." He trailed off and sighed. He bowed in his saddle to the succubus. "Forgive me, Zelina. I meant no offence to your honour, nor to question it. Have I your forgiveness."
Post by
morginar
Name
: Magistrix Ithalwen Sunshimmer, Ranger Captain Falionna Flamerunner
Location
: Silvermoon City
Verse
: Flipverse
Magistrix Ithalwen Sunshimmer moved to a piece of furniture in a purple color and sat down next to the feline resting upon it. "You look like you're enjoying yourself." The blood elf commented to Nightbane.
Post by
lightnstuff
Lady Nightbane Bloodhowl
Silvermoon City
Flipverse
"If I don't take a break from the stupidity every now and then I'd probably end someone. It tends to follow me anyways," Nightbane remarked with a sip of wine and a lick of her lips. Her ears flitted like she was expecting something.
Post by
morginar
Name
: Magistrix Ithalwen Sunshimmer, Ranger Captain Falionna Flamerunner
Location
: Silvermoon City
Verse
: Flipverse
"That seems perfectly reasonable." Ithalwen replied with a sip of her rainbow flower wine.
Post by
lightnstuff
Lady Nightbane Bloodhowl
Silvermoon City
Flipverse
"If I didn't know be-"
Nightbane's remark was cut off as Star-Wrath sailed in through the open window, snagging the lovely violet drapes, complete with the rod they were attached to, bounced into the delicately crafted glass table before them, shattering it and it's gilded frame, then stuck his head through the cabinet, shaking several bottles to the floor. The hulking gray worg cursed and scrambled for purchase.
Nightbane sipped her wine more heavily with a dour sigh.
Post by
morginar
Name
: Magistrix Ithalwen Sunshimmer, Ranger Captain Falionna Flamerunner
Location
: Silvermoon City
Verse
: Flipverse
Ithalwen eyed the pieces of glass that dangled mid air. Stuck in her arcane shield of personal protection.
"Is that the stupid following you?" Ithalwen asked the worg.
The midriff showing blood elven ranger Falionna face-palmed at Star-Wrath.
"I shouldn't have to deal with this..." she muttered
Post by
lightnstuff
Lady Nightbane Bloodhowl
Silvermoon City
Flipverse
"If I ignore it, it might go away," she remarked dryly, slightly baring her teeth with irritation.
Star-Wrath grunted, growled, heaved and tugged till he finally shot free in a messy tangle of cloth and fur. Scrambling, and still quite tangled, he gave Falionna a toothy grin, "What's up sugar?"
Post by
morginar
Name
: Magistrix Ithalwen Sunshimmer, Ranger Captain Falionna Flamerunner
Location
: Silvermoon City
Verse
: Flipverse
Ithalwen laughed. "We can only hope as much." And then the spellcaster took another mouthfull of multicolored intoxicating drink.
"The roof" The ranger replied grumpily.
Post by
lightnstuff
Lady Nightbane Bloodhowl
Silvermoon City
Flipverse
"I've yet to find a better answer than my claws," Nightbane muttered dryly.
Star-Wrath looked up for a moment to check that the roof was in fact there. "Hot #$%^ing damn, you're smart and hot-" His attention shifted rapidly to the other worg on the couch, "Holy @#$%, what's up cuzzo-" He stopped suddenly, counting on his claws with a focused shift of his brow to display that he was in fact using all available brainpower, "Uh. Wait, no that's like neice. What's up neico?"
Nightbane took a sip of her wine.
Post by
Atik
Zelina
Goldshire
Flipverse
Zeline huffed, although their bond betrayed her lack of true annoyance. Stowing her blade she shook her head. "Oh Felix, you know I can't stay mad at you. What sort of man would toy with my heart so." She sighed.
Post by
oneforthemoney
Name:
Felix Brighthammer
Location:
Goldshire
Verse:
Flipverse
He stiffened in his saddle. "I have no intention to do so," he told her. He dismounted and stood beside her. "Your heart is...Well. It is yours to give. And I wish you the best in doing so. I..." He again trailed off, uncertainty and confusion passing through their bond like a quiver in the thread which bound them.
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