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200 things you don't want to hear from your healer
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Kibbles
You gotta see this, man!
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The tank can go DPS, I can heal you all
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Im not Touching you man! And I'm not giving you a Growth hormone either, so you can take your 'needs' to the doctors!
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*8:30*- G2G mom says it's bedtime
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C'mon you don't need me THAT much, do ya? I mean if trouble comes we can all just Meld, right? *---* What's that? Only Night Elves can Meld? You're kidding me!
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The tank is blood he can heal himself
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The tank is a pally he can heal himself!
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*group wipes*
RL: WHAT WAS THAT!
HLR: You dont want me to spam
you? Fine, maybe I won't heal you then.
The Healer has left your group
Post by
Gnoktish
one day i was in nexus we had a fail tank who kept talking s**t to me about how bad i was healing till i had enough he pulled some mobs and i just stood back and healed the dps he flips out on me "Why didn't you heal f****g me?" i said you rush a miracle worker you get rotten miracles "god just rez me" me: Hell no run yourself back! then he left
Post by
Saldor
"after first thrash pull in Shadowfang keep"
Me: Why didn't we get healed?
"healer": I forgot to buy it
---yes that actually happened!---
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FlipFlops
LMFAO Sarsaia. no lie i would just keep him in my group to make me laugh non stop
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Deveritas
I am currently working my way up to 80 as a healer, and my friend (guildie) is working on his tank... Oh boy it's fun playing how low can you go with the tanks when the DPS dun know that we know each other. Ahha one of our DPS actually had to take a break to clean his pants, but that may have been another issue entirely.
One thing I really hate to say but find myself saying more and more with the over zealous DPS: OOM.... mana break... PLEASE!
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Skadja
My guildies heard this one from me:
First pull, my first run of UP, we wiped.
"I'm sorry, I confused
Volatile Infection
with
Unstable Affliction
."
No other deaths in the run, but yeah...oops.
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dashihawk
Back in the day during naxx25 on just about every trash pull.
healers were talking amongst themselves and I make a comment that if their was less talking maybe DPS would not die as often.
One healer states "I really don't like rogues. They eat me alive in BGs so I never heal them in raid."
ME: ..... Really?
A couple minutes later I make another comment.
Different healer: "It is the DPS's job to make sure they don't die."
Me: "Yes but these guys to a WW that rape people in Melle range so you will have to heal us back up so if need be we can eat another one" (Military)
Healer: "Nope not going to happen. Just don't Die"
Me: *TotT healer while tank Afk for a minute* *Vanish/hearth*
6 hour Naxx groups get to you after awhile.
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