Post by Twizelbang
I think at this point everyone just wants to know what you did to get banned- lol.
I bet i can guess what it was, let the story begin.
Once apon a gnome, she was chopping wood "thinking she was like Chuck Norris." ..but the Gnolls decided they wouldn't let a gnome wood chop the wood. So before this gnome could even wood chop the wood, they had a master plan, ready for the gnome killing. But this gnome wasn't wood chop wood, she was waiting for that perfect moment
..."no she didn't start singing"
Well what this little gnome was about to do was this, "by order of the Stormwind Royal Guard".
Lets look at her quest in detail, it says:
By order of the Stormwind Royal Guard, all gnolls of the region known as Three Corners in the southwestern corner of Redridge Mountains, are wanted dead.
Should you dispatch of the gnolls of the region, report your victory to Watch Captain Parker at Tower Watch.
So she killed the Gnolls.. her life was but a whisper away from death. This did not stop her, she was a gnome, never gonna shut me up, never gonna.... well she was so excited about her killing spree. She is ready to meet Captain Parker, she decides to tell her story.
He looks at her, with a strange look in his eyes. Her face drops... she thinks she has done something truly wrong. She asks the Captain... with a deep stutter "i did the task i was given"
He looks at her, with a angry look (murder in his eyes). He doesn't say a word, a whisper... anything, for what seems like a eternity.. but was only a couple of seconds. Then he shouts "THAT IS NO GNOLL!....."
....slight pause.... "MY WIFE, YOU!.... "
....the little gnome, she crys. She looks at the head she holds in her hand, covered in blood... then back at the Captain. She says with panic running threw her bones, hardly able to get her tongue to speak "This isn't a Gnoll?"
The Captain Parkers wife, was sent out to Three Corners in the southwestern corner of the Redridge Mountains, her task was to study the Gnolls & report back. Her task was nearly complete, she had the perfect plan. To look like a Gnoll, even act like a Gnoll... Her task was complete she had got the information she needed. She decided to travel to Goldshire, her path took her to the Inn... The Goldshire Inn.
The Captains Wife got rather intoxicated with a little female gnome, they both talked, told adventures of amazing feats... Even quests. Well the little gnome was tired, so she went to bed, fast asleep.. even before she hit the pillow. (she had to start her quest, time was running short, she knew she would need the sleep) ...well Captains Wife, being rather drunk, decided.. she would play a game, a game that would scare the little gnome & wake her up. The Captains Wife didn't want the night to end. It had only just started.
The Captains Wife, still had her mask that looked like a Gnoll. She decides to put her plan into action. She places the mask on her face, while stagger, stumbled across the room, hardly able to stand, the room is spinning..to the little sleeping gnome, she goes... ready to scare. She is about to shout... But as she did, she trips over a loose floorboard, the chest infront of the bed... that happens to be open. She falls inside.
(Well part of her did.. perhaps more.. keep reading..)The tragic story begins..
her head hits the bottom of the chest. Bang, a thud with a slice & crunch. These deathly sounds echo then fade in a single split second ... her head makes contact with such force, with the bottom of the chest. One could say that she was already dead, eyes still open, in that split second, if truth be told.
A razer sharp knife had somehow been placed or freak accident to this day the truth is rather a mystery, perhaps it will never come to light. The blade was facing upwards & across two piles of books, just enough space for something to fall between, the blade & the books. The split second that passed in one clean slice, the blade had done its work. A single motion, the one slice & life was no more. Her body slumpt inside the chest, decapitated, body slumpt & the lid closed as her heart took its last beat.
The little gnome wakes suddenly, to a loud knock on the door "wake up...". (says a deep voice) It was the Inn keeper, he kicks the door & walks away. The little gnome, asked to be woken at 5:00hrs... At this point in time she is feeling rather dizzy, with a thunder throbbing headache. She drank like a fish...that night, what would you expect... she is a gnome after all. She has no idea how she had gotten to Goldshire let alone how she ended up sleeping in the Inn.
Her quest is about to begin, she is ready to face all evil, her destiny awaits. This little gnome is ready to do some Jet Li style pew pew.. on some Gnolls. Well perhaps if she didn't feel so bad, but she is no soft kitten. She is a lioness, just rather tiny.. cute but deadly force.
During the night while the Captains Wife, had her life come to a tragic end. Drained of life... blood, her body cold... within the hour. The Gnolls smelt her body. They had tracked her down, they knew she wasn't a Gnoll. The plot thickens....
This was the master plan not of the Gnolls of the Horde. To get the little gnome to show the location of the Alliance, Tower Watch. They wanted Captain Parker dead, along with any Alliance. The Horde wanted the Gnolls dead, for stealing carrots & fire wood. They needed the little gnome, to kill the Gnolls & then they could follow her back to Captain Parker.
The Horde hated Gnolls, so much.. not just because of the stealing carrots & fire wood. But because they contracted Rabies from them. All Horde that got infected would go crazy.. yes, hard to believe. Anyways.. lets keep on with the story,Well ok, before you ask.. (do i have to explain everything!.... i never got banned.. ops off topic)
, "how did the Horde, get hold of the information on the little gnomes mission" ... "well that be easy"... She had dropped her quest. While pretending to be "Chuck Norris" yes.. silly little gnome. She does her.. Wood chop the wood, & drops her quest. Simple as that, a Horde hunter finds the quest... no ideas what it says. Well only because he couldn't read. Hands the information to his Garrosh of Hells ice scream. Or was it Ramsay off, Hells kitchen...
So the little gnome, she kills the Gnolls, "head
s" back to Captain Parker... The Horde come in just as the little gnome is about to die... by Captain Parkers Saber (sword, not the cat)
. He thinks the little gnome is with the Horde. She is so upset, she has no clue what is going on. The Horde showing Teeth... behind her as she smells them, infront a crazed Captain Parker. Could things get any worse..... well not for her, she vanishes ( Account banned )
The poor little gnome, she didn't do anything wrong, it wasn't her fault at all. When she was fighting the Gnolls... she stumbled over a chest, knocking it over as she fell to the ground. A Gnoll had kicked her in the back, she was in pain, bleeding & tired. "Only a couple more Gnolls to kill...", she was thinking.. Her body close to giving up, from all the fighting, she was so close to death.
Her very last Gnoll to kill, she.. does,
.... pushing her body harder then ever...before. She jumps into the air, then suddenly screams... (something in Gnomish) .. Her body becomes a vessel of pure carnage, she uses her Exploit ability:Touch of Death
... the Gnolls head rolls to the ground. What she thinks is the Gnolls head is in fact Captains Parkers Wife, well her head. She falls to her knees... the quest nearly complete. (if only she had picked up the correct head)
The story never got finished... hopefully the little gnome, she is ok. Did the Horde kill her... i wonder!... Did Captain Parker use his Saber on her before the Horde. Perhaps the Hunter shot him in the knee, before his Saber got to the little gnome. I think the Hunter ninja his Saber.