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oneforthemoney
Maximilian
: Light no! What the actual fel? What even...Who does that! I knew that bird was crazy!
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oneforthemoney
Maximilian
: When the prime ingredient for chicken freaking noodle soup plans to keep me for breeding stock, yes, I may have some opinion about that. Shocking! I know, but here we are! Shall I list off all the ways that plan is so very wrong? So help me I will! I had better things to do!
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oneforthemoney
Maximilian
: Okay, sure. One, seriously, what the fel?
Two, I was in the middle of something! I didn't, and will never will, have had time for....ugh! Especially with her! Do you know how much that witch put me through! And then we found an actual witch, only marginally less tolerable than that feather bag! nd I still had to deal with both of them at once.
Three, She's crazy, and trust me, I know crazy!
Four, did I mention she's nuts?
Five, I have never nor will I ever be, sexually attracted to something that looks like it belongs in a damn chicken coop!
Six, I'd have killed myself before touching that shrieking bird...person...thing! Have you seen her? I'd have sooner cut it off than do anything with her! Ugh! Just thinking about it makes me feel so...gn!
Seven, why am I still listing things? Have you not gotten it by now? Never!
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Skreeran
Malice:
I sh̨o͠u͏ld th͠i̢nk͏ ̕I͜ a͡m ́powerfu̢l̷ èn̸o̡ug̨h̀ ͝t͘o ́şe͟p͝a͠r̀atę t̵he͡ tw̢ó o͘f ̡t́hem̴, ͝shơu̡l̕d th͡at͞ ̷e͢ve̕r o̕c͘c͡ur, ͘mm͢? N͟ot͟ that ̕i͠t wo̶u͢l̴d́. ̡I͠ k̷no͜w͠ ̵m͏y̛ c̶h̨ildren̢,́ a҉n͏d ̶th̡at i̸s ͜n̨ot i͘n͝ t͠h̷ei̛r ҉na͟tu͡r̴e.͟
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oneforthemoney
Me
: Let's hope so...
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oneforthemoney
Maximilian
: Aside from rage? No!
...Well...I suppose I'm not completely ungrateful for what minimal help she managed to provide in between her tormenting me, hiding things, oh, and let's not forget helping me get captured again. But that's a far cry from what she apparently wanted!
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oneforthemoney
Maximilian
: Hey, if you aren't going to take this seriously than what am I even doing here? Keep fiction for the books.
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oneforthemoney
Maximilian
: Yeah, okay then. Whatever. I will never be able to look at birds the same way again so, thanks for that.
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Sparkbolt
Me:
If by some strange chance you did have a child with the harpy would you raise that little feathered fluff ball as your own?
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oneforthemoney
Maximilian
: Wow. Thank you for an image which shall haunt my nightmares for decades to come. I could have gone through life without the monstrous image of a bastard love child between me and a rape happy bird woman but, clearly, my happiness was not in the cards. Excuse me while I compose an expression of shock for your benefit.
No! Light just...no! Fel, I'm sevendamnteen! I don't want some featherballed horror from the night of very, very drunken coitus which would be the only possible way it could be spawned without me ripping out that harpies throat with my teeth! I brush those bad boys every day and exercise them by regular grinding due to the stupidity which surrounds me like a miasma, so i know they'd do the job too. I would raise that thing only so it might fall further when I moments later drop it off a damn cliff! Augh! What is wrong with you people?
Post by
Sparkbolt
Me: But it's an innocent child. It even has your eyes sure it has it's mother talons and.....beak but it's an innocent.
Changing subject.
Cora have you ever thought about having kids of your own?
Brutus do you do anything fun besides work?
Praegosa have you ever thought about trading in your wheelchair for something more mobile?
Nico what made you want to go into business for yourself.
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Sparkbolt
Me:
You know those little whelps that fly around and chirp. Have you ever thought about having one of your own and answer honestly I swear your mother isn't in earshot.
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