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Post by
Lordplatypus
Warsong Gulch
Go to the brown place, Click red flag and bring it back to big house in green area.
If you no has the red flag, either defend guy with flag ,or kill guy with blue flag.
Arathi Basin
Click grey flags in the begining, to turn them blue. Attack anyone standing near a flag, try to get 3 flags to be blue while a maxium of two flags are red. if there are more, try to click a red flag to turn it grey, then blue.
Alterac Valley
Click on either A: Red flags in towers or B: Gray flags in bunkers or C: Red OR gray flags near graveyards,. once atleast two towers are burning, kill old orc in big brown building, also kill orc in forward brown building
Isle of Conquest
Take the building to the far sides, either will do by above methods.
Get in vehicles and drive up a door on the black base, shoot it with whatever weapon your vehicle has. Kill orc in base afterwards.
Strand of the Ancients
Either
On offense: Defend the Demolishr or get in wun, While in one use tactic from Isle of Conquest to destroy a wall, move to next wall up until you get a message saying "The titan relic is vulnerable" then the can be clicked.
On defense: Slow and destroy Demolishrs
Eye of the Storm
Run near the flags at the corners of the map, get atleast 3.
DO NOT
go near the flag on the center.
Temple of Kotmogu
Click tall beams of light. If knife appears, kill. If not, heal.
Silvershard Mines
Look for circle on the ground. Stand inside. Kill other things in circle. If circle turns red,
KILL HARDER
Post by
Adamsm
ALL BATTLEGROUNDS AS HORDE
LOK TAR OGRE! KILL STUFF!
/sigh Yes, like the Alliance kill happy middle fighting morons are just so much better.....
Post by
Lordplatypus
It's made
BY
idiots
FOR
idiots!
Post by
Adamsm
It's made
BY
idiots
FOR
idiots!
Well if it's for the 'idiots' not like they are going to read this anyways, since they are far too happy mindlessly HK farming.
Post by
Lordplatypus
Lol, the whole point is that it sounds like an biased, mouthbreathing idiot that talks like a caveman made it.
More a comedy post than anything else.
Post by
hatman555
Lol, the whole point is that it sounds like an biased, mouthbreathing idiot that talks like a caveman made it.
As long as we are all ok with the fact that you made it......
Not sure how I feel about this thread yet....we'll see. If you don't like it, don't post. If it gets worse, report again.
Cheers,
Hat
Post by
Poposhka
not enough typos and decent grammar, if you could edit it and correct that, then you might have a legendary comedy gold post going.
edit: I always loved
Halbrium's
post because it was in such a English as a Second Language style. Might wanna consider that route too.
Post by
mattfordcoys
This is great! :)
Post by
Neffi
Lol, the whole point is that it sounds like an biased, mouthbreathing idiot that talks like a caveman made it.
More a comedy post than anything else.
>click me<
OP: You should amend the following:
Temple of Kotmogu
Click tall beams of light. If knife appears, kill. If not, heal.
Silvershard Mines
Look for circle on the ground. Stand inside.
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