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So I trolled a Twilight fan.
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Post by
Thrakin
You might know Omegle. It's a site where you can talk to random people. I found this Twilight fan...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi.
Stranger: hi
You: What's up?
Stranger: nothing special
Stranger: where are you from?
You: Do you like Twilight?
Stranger: heyy answer me
You: England.
You: Now answer me.
Stranger: a bit
You: Well I don't.
You: You know why?
Stranger: why
You: I'm a vampire and it makes me look like a shining !@#got.
Stranger: haha funny
You: It wasn't a joke.
Stranger: prove it
You: What do you want to know?
Stranger: a pic of you
You: Can't. I don't show up on cameras.
You: Just thin air.
Stranger: Right.
You: Mirrors, same.
Stranger: So what does blood taste like?
You: Metallic with a slightly sweet aftertaste.
Stranger: now i get it
Stranger: you are such a imaginative person
You: Really?
You: I wouldn't think so. Imagining got boring fifty years ago.
Stranger: when were you born?
You: 1843.
Stranger: birhday?
You: 21st December.
Stranger: you live alone?
You: Yes. Company attracts attention.
Stranger: So are you really sort of beautiufl?
You: How would you define 'beautiful'?
Stranger: like what is described in twilight
Stranger: Is that book right describing about vampires?
You: I'm pale, yeah. Last time I checked I had black hair. I haven't seen the sun for about 130 years, but if I did, I wouldn't sparkle, I'd burn up in flames.
Stranger: That's a new theory about vampires, cool
You: Theory, yeah. It hasn't happened to me, luckily.
Stranger: Are there many vampires?
You: Yet.
You: No. There are about a hundred in England, which are the only ones I know of.
Stranger: Do they all you know kill human?
You: Yes. Some do not have the will to kill. They die.
Stranger: oh
You: The whole "animal blood" thing is faux. We can only survive on human blood - specialization, you see.
Stranger: How did you become a vampire, and if you don't mind, how many have you killd?
Stranger: *killed?
You: I became a vampire by blood exchange.
You: You see, we don't just turn folks into vampires by biting them, or we would overrun you. To turn someone, you must bite them, then make them swallow your own blood.
Stranger: now you are really scaring me
Stranger: can you swear that you are a vampire that no one belives?
You: Yes
You: And to answer the question before - I do not remember how many I have killed - we must feed once a night. On basis of calculation, I would say roughly 131 x 365, or about 48,000 humans, taking leap years into account. The body count grows.
Stranger: so how were you not arrested, i mean, how could you have killed so many people without being noticed?
You: Oh, we have our tricks.
You: For one thing, I can go unnoticed.
You: Not like invisible - I'm in plain sight, but people look... past me. Through me.
You: I can also defy gravity, or "fly" as you would probably say. Not for long distances though.
Stranger: Are you fast like vampires in Twilight?
You: Not superhumanly fast. We do not hunt by chasing down prey - most of us, anyway. Usually we sneak up on folks, in their homes or in side alleys.
Stranger: You got msn? Cause you are really making me curious about you
You: No, I do not.
Stranger: Too bad
You: Mayhap.
You: Another thing that may interest you
You: Whenever we feed on someone, they are always given a choice - be turned, or die. Most refuse, but some take the gift.
Stranger: OH MY GOD
Stranger: There are people who want to be the ones like you?
You: You'd be surprised.
You: Think about it. All the people who really, really like Twilight. People who simply want to 'live on'. People who are ready to embrace darkness.
Stranger: Do you like your, so called life?
You: "Like"? Hardly. It is satisfying, and it has its perks - but it also has its prices.
You: For one thing, many human things have come forward over my years.
You: These things did not exist when I was human, and so I can look at them, but never experience them.
You: Of course, these things are relatively few, but sometimes they are intriguing.
Stranger: How old are you? Anyway
You: 157 years old. I was born in 1843, as I said. Turned in 1864, 21 years old.
Stranger: Are you super smart enough to know where i am now? Or any other special talents you have?
You: Super smart? Not exactly. I can't "see" where you are through this omegle thing, for example.
You: I have some talents.
You: In addition to flying, and going unnoticed, I can stretch. I can crawl through air vents, or I can leave a house through the chimney.
You: I can also regenerate superhumanly.
Stranger: Are your eyes, i mean do your eyes change color like Edward's
Stranger: ?
You: No. They are faceted, but they do not change color.
You: I am told that they are inky black, with a red shine to them.
Stranger: Please make msn, want to talk to you more
You: I am sorry, I cannot.
Stranger: why?
You: It could be used to trace me. Think about it - If the world's governments - or England's - knew my location, they could find me. This MSN thing, I know, can be traced. This site is one of the few that cannot.
Stranger: but i won't tell anyone that you are a vampire!
You: Wouldn't it be rather obvious from what I tell you?
Stranger: Or no one would believe me, as a matter of fact
You: Oh, trust me, the world's governments know about us. And they are doing much to destroy us.
Stranger: Are you serious?
You: Yes.
You: There are a lot of things that are covered up.
Stranger: Okay
Stranger: um I go to church, you know
Stranger: Does God exist really?
Stranger: Jesus,
Stranger: ?
You: No. No religious deity exists.
You: Not according to us, anyways. We are not omniscient - Our experiences have shown that they do not, but we may have... missed something.
Stranger: Now you are making me really serious
Stranger: If that the whole thing you told me about is true, it is pretty shocking
Stranger: But if what you are saying is just to make fun of me, it's not late to tell me the truth
You: I am not.
Stranger: You will be pretty annoyed about being suspicious, but it's hard for anyone to believe
You: I can understand that.
You: I have to leave, though.
You: I must feed.
Stranger: Oh no
Stranger: You promise you told me the whole truth?
You: Goodbye - and thank you for listening. It helps sometimes... Unloading the burden.
You: Yes, I do.
Stranger: Are there anything you might wanna say, or something still hiding from me?
You: I can tell you how to kill us. If it comforts you?
Stranger: yea it won't bother you telling me because i don't know who you are
You: Well.
You: There are three ways to kill a vampire
You: The obvious - Sunlight. Makes us burst into flames.
Stranger: But i bet it's very difficult to make vampires go out to face sunlight
You: True.
Stranger: Are you able to resist your thirst?
You: Understand that only pure sunlight will work. UV Lamps or surrogate sunlight will not work.
You: And no, I am not, because it will kill me if I do.
Stranger: but have you fallen in love with a human? If that's possible?
You: No.
You: I do not feel love.
Stranger: oh okay
You: The second way to kill us is to administer silver in our bloodstream.
Stranger: But i don't understand. Why are you letting me know about your kind?
You: Because the burden grows
You: Understand that I have carried this for over a hundred years
You: Occasionally, unloading helps.
Stranger: Do you feel loneliness?
You: Sometimes.
Stranger: And the last one to kill,
You: Occasionally, vampires will hunt together, but these things do not last long.
You: In the end, we prefer solitude.
Stranger: Tell me the last one, just curious
You: A woman in her thirties, living alone.
Stranger: oh
You: Now, I must go
Stranger: it might help you to hunt someone without any family
You: Sometimes.
You: Now, it is overdue, I am beginning to feel the hunger.
Stranger: alright
You: Good fortune in your life.
Stranger: What is the last one to kill vampires? Just curious
You: Deprivation of blood.
You: Quite simply - starve us, and we will die.
Stranger: thanks, but if i have met you face to face, you would have killed me, right?
You: Probably.
You: Now, goodbye.
Stranger: bye
You have disconnected.
I am still laughing.
Post by
cheezedood21
*cough*
Post by
Interest
*cough*
Damn. Beat me to it.
Post by
Thrakin
I don't see how this doesn't fit outside the Bin.
Post by
cheezedood21
I don't see how this doesn't fit outside the Bin.
A thread is a topic that the community can discuss about or participate in. I don't see a discussion here. I only see someone bragging that they fooled a Twilight fan into thinking they were a vampire. Posts like these belong in the RB.
Post by
TMSama
Also, isn't trolling against the forum rules?
Though, I'm not sure if it counts as trolling to speak about trolling someone....
Post by
Thrakin
I don't see how this doesn't fit outside the Bin.
A thread is a topic that the community can discuss about or participate in. I don't see a discussion here. I only see someone bragging that they fooled a Twilight fan into thinking they were a vampire. Posts like these belong in the RB.
Bragging? I don't see myself going "OMG I TROLLED I R GUD LAWL". I found the log funny and decided to post it, that's all.
Post by
cheezedood21
I don't see how this doesn't fit outside the Bin.
A thread is a topic that the community can discuss about or participate in. I don't see a discussion here. I only see someone bragging that they fooled a Twilight fan into thinking they were a vampire. Posts like these belong in the RB.
Bragging? I don't see myself going "OMG I TROLLED I R GUD LAWL". I found the log funny and decided to post it, that's all.
Since you only mentioned one sentence of what I said, I'm assuming you agree that this belonged in the RB.
Post by
Kangi
Please just use the
Omegle topic
instead of creating a new thread for the sole purpose of showing a single chat log.
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