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Post by
TheRazorsEdge
Rogue doing 17-18k: "y r u outdpsing me? ur healer u should heal"
I healed primarily with Atonement in LFR because there's just not a lot of damage on most fights.
With occasional breaks for PW:S and Spirit Shell, I ended up around 30K, which really shouldn't make any DPS class jealous.
Post by
Qtena
A Holy noob in LFR, after being outHPSed by Shadow Priest at Spirit Kings -
"You queued as a DPS, you shouldn't heal !"
I was no.1 in dmg with Shadow (in itself no accomplishment in LFR nowadays, regrettably) and 3rd in healing.
Duh.
(I remember being outHPSed by a Priest (/bow @Ky) on Sapphiron in Naxxramas 25 - he specced Shadow to heal the fight and healed easily DOUBLE the amount I did with my Holy. Sadly, Shadow heal was nerfed several times since)
Post by
412973
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Post by
Onijitsu
If people have an issue with me out-DPSing them as a Healer, while still keeping the group healthy, then they need to step the F up and start pushing the damage meter.
Post by
Severage
The stupidest thing said to me was in a scenario a few weeks ago. I was playing on my Warrior (Fury). This was before 5.2.
It was the "Dagger in the Dark" scenario I think, the one with Vol'Jin.
After the last boss, some huntard commented "warrior ur as useles as a ded retard" and then left.
After making sure I was pulling 10K more DPS, and you can't really do anything wrong in that fight (Stay out of clouds, get in healing totems when possible, don't lead him into allies when he fixates you, etc.), I have yet to this day to figure out why he/she said that.
I've also been on my Frost DK in a 5-man heroic, when the tank kept hurling insults at me. I wasn't taking more damage than him (Thus not standing in stuff), I certainly wasn't getting out-DPS'd by anyone, and wasn't taunting anything (Taunt isn't even on my bars, and I have Glyph of Tranquil Grip). I was tempted to just ragequit the party because this tank wouldn't lay off.
Those are pretty isolated, I don't see stupid things very often, and have done both those scenarios/dungeons dozens of times just fine. But some people I guess...
Post by
Antimetica
(me requesting to drink)
"we can't wait for just one person you can drink after the pull"
... not in combat dip __
Post by
czelrel
"Priest, stop levitating you will get noticed by mobs"
?
Bizarre.
Post by
justvisiting
"Priest, stop levitating you will get noticed by mobs"
You seriously mean that you wouldn't notice someone floating above the rest of a group if you were one of the mobs? ;)
Post by
kalastrear
'I left my rez in the bank'
Post by
hipnotixwow
tank pulled some trash+boss when i was outside dungeon
got killed ofc
then whispering me "ur noob healer" then left
kept whispering me that im noob healer even after i told him i wasnt there
for tanks out there: we have only 40yrd spells ;)
Post by
SgtFrog
There's only so much of that "learn 2 heal" fish I can take - particularly from DPS classes. I mean, I'm a healer not a freaking miracle worker. And I admit on this occassion, I was probably a little too testy. In my defence it did follow a horrendous pull in SLabs by,,, you guessed it... a huntard.
Hunter: "wtf noob, learn to heal"
Me: "Why?"
Hunter "I died"
Me: "I know. Life is full of choices and this was one."
Hunter "You let me die!"
Me: "Yes. Your point being what exactly?"
<silence>
Tank/Leader: "xxx is complaining you let him die."
Me: "Oh."
Tank: "Did you?"
Me: "Yes."
Tank: "Oh."
Me: "Shall we move on?"
Tank: "kk"
In the immortal words of Dr. McCoy, "Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a miracle worker!"
Post by
NoOneImportnt
I am able to heal my Pally friend in Cata dungons as sadow. Through leveling I was a disc priest and I was able to do the top dmg all of the time and all you have to do to heal the tank is put a shield on them. I agree that peope shouldn't care what spec you are or how you are healing as long as you are doing a good job. If everyone died because you didn't heal I would care but if everyone is fine and you are able to contribute to the dmg I don't understand why anyone would care what you do. I bet that hunter had Aspect of the Pact on also.
Post by
qillerdaemon
(It -was- one heck of a necro, but a great thread for it, so no complaint from me :) )
This game spawns d@ucheb@gs, pretty simple. Every MMO I've been on so far, there will always be d@ucheb@gs to deal with. I expect when Elder Scrolls Online gets going, I'll be dealing with d@ucheb@gs aplenty. My son sees enough of them in SW:The Old Republic.
A lot of times, they're doing you a big favor dropping you from the instance. Don't let d@ucheb@gs ruin your fun.
Post by
Tush
In low lvl dungeon:
I was 56lvl Holy Priest and we had 2 ninja puller DPSses, other was Huntard and other was Retardin. Well our Tank which was Warrior said that I don't need to heal them if they ninjapull (one of the dpses was his friend but he wasn't ninja puller). So what did the Retardin do? Pulled the whole room and Huntard helped him. So I had a hard time healing the Tank. He didn't have looms but I kept him alive. Mean while Retardin was dead and so was Huntard. Well I tank and his dps friend stayed alive. Well then came then name calling:
Huntard: F***ING NOOB! &*!@ HEALER! KICK THAT F***ING NOOB!
Retardin: F***ING NOOB! CANT YOU F***ING HEAL ME? NOOOOOOB!
Me: I said I don't heal ninja pullers. And if you want to get ressesd ask nicely.
Retardin: F*** YOU HEALER!
*Vote to kick Pyhävodka (my char) reason: NOOB B****!*
*Vore to kick failed*
Tank: I think healer did a great job. It's your own fault that you got yourself killed.
Me: You know I'm not a god.
*Vote to kick **** (Retardin) reason: Acting childish, Ninja pulling and name calling*
* **** was kicked from the group*
Huntard: NOOBS!
* **** (huntard) has left the group*
And we finished the dungeon with 1 dps, 1 healer and 1 tank.
The End.
Post by
tarthur1
For me, a general annoyance is when people don't know what classes can res in battle. When I'm healing, and someone dies while we are still in combat, I can't do anything for them. So when I immediately see the "res please" pop up in chat, I get aggravated. I'm the healer and I tend to know when people are dead, so if you're not getting res'ed that exact moment, there's a reason. This one guy, I don't remember the class, told me to res him three times before the fight was finally over.
Post by
803975
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Post by
Aryelah
"remove that f*cking bubble thing! i can´t see the mobs or gain rage!"
Post by
Antisceptic
"Stop doing DPS and heal!"
In Shadowfang Keep.
On my druid:
"Druid's can't tank! L2P nuub."
Post by
Aldones
Healing a Heroic in
Shadowform
(half way through):
Hunter: "would be nice if our healer was in a healer spec"
Me: "Have you died?"
Hunter: "no"
Me: "Then stop complaining..."
*Hunter leaves.
------------------
In que for flex wing 3:
Warrior: "How do you want me to get there? Should I fly or are you summoning?"
*Warrior gets kicked.
Post by
Aldones
As we're clearing our way to Garrosh in flex our raid leader pipes up with "this fight i dunno so an explanation would be nice...i always quit after a few wipes" Once we actually get to Garrosh he further clarifies his expertise with "all i know is to move away from this crap on flow...anything else plz lemme know."
...And yes, we downed Garrosh with only 1 wipe.
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