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Adamsm
This should be in Randomness not the Cataclysm forum.
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skribs
Deathwing dies. Garrosh/Varian (depending on your faction) comes up to you and says "Congratulations, you have beaten the World of Warcraft." Then a raid warning appears saying "Nightmare Mode Unlocked." You venture forth out of Elwynn Forest only to be chased by a level 82 elite Hogger, who's got the tags "Extra Fast, Lightning Enchanted"...
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Haxzor
This should be in Randomness not the Cataclysm forum.
GTFO, this is WoW related.
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taurenmoo812
Death wing appears over both stormwind and orgrimmarr at the same time, yelling BWAA HAWHAW, I WILL DESTROY THE WORLD, SO COME FIND ME AND GET EPICS' He proceeds to burn some gnomes and blood elves and flys off.
Thrall goes to sleep one night and wakes up with a pounding headache and trapped in some weird magical box with fairytale lions head floating around it and some humans saying 'blah blah blah bind blah blah blah bind'. Then suddenly some goblins blow up the boat WITH EXPLOSIONS, MICHAEL BAY EXPLOSIONS! But Thrall dusts himself off unharmed.
Meanwhile Deathchin lets rip a giant bottom burp and Ragni appears 'HAWHAW, I WILL BURN THINGS AND ... BURN SOME MORE THINGS, HAW!' and runs off the hyjal to burn things.
Thrall gets back to orgrimmar and find well he was away, Garrosh redesigned the place a mount rushmore version of himself carved in the cliff faces, everything in now made from black iron, and all guards saying 'G
ar
ro
sh
hole!'
Before he can get &*!@ed off and slam dunk G
ar
ro
sh
into the maelstrom, Thrall smalls a barbeque and gets a physic message from professor malfurion atop mount hyjal in need of aid. He runs off to help, well Garrosh kicks all trolls, blood elves, forsaken and tauren out of orgrimmar and begins eating beef burgers.
To be continued
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Interest
This should be in Randomness not the Cataclysm forum.
Everything might as well be in Randomness.
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Orranis
Death wing appears over both stormwind and orgrimmarr at the same time, yelling BWAA HAWHAW, I WILL DESTROY THE WORLD, SO COME FIND ME AND GET EPICS' He proceeds to burn some gnomes and blood elves and flys off.
Thrall goes to sleep one night and wakes up with a pounding headache and trapped in some weird magical box with fairytale lions head floating around it and some humans saying 'blah blah blah bind blah blah blah bind'. Then suddenly some goblins blow up the boat WITH EXPLOSIONS, MICHAEL BAY EXPLOSIONS! But Thrall dusts himself off unharmed.
Meanwhile Deathchin lets rip a giant bottom burp and Ragni appears 'HAWHAW, I WILL BURN THINGS AND ... BURN SOME MORE THINGS, HAW!' and runs off the hyjal to burn things.
Thrall gets back to orgrimmar and find well he was away, Garrosh redesigned the place a mount rushmore version of himself carved in the cliff faces, everything in now made from black iron, and all guards saying 'G
ar
ro
sh
hole!'
Before he can get &*!@ed off and slam dunk G
ar
ro
sh
into the maelstrom, Thrall smalls a barbeque and gets a physic message from professor malfurion atop mount hyjal in need of aid. He runs off to help, well Garrosh kicks all trolls, blood elves, forsaken and tauren out of orgrimmar and begins eating beef burgers.
To be continued
Hmm... It's sound, except that Tauren stay in the center of Ogrimmar. More beef burgers for him.
Edit: And you forgot the part where Malfurion falls asleep as Thrall arrives, and they have to wait another two thousand years before anything actually happens.
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taurenmoo812
I also forgot to mention how all previous wow lore is retconned out and replaced with med'an saving the world in every war, beating all the old gods and then eating a salad sandwich.
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Obain
No one is being serious here.
How about this... The Daleks invade and Dr. Who becomes the new warchief..
Daleks join alliance and Will Smith becomes the Fresh Prince of Stormwind?
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