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Uldamar
I would turn into a bear and go raid people's houses.
i lol'd so hard
im a gnome so ill stand in peoples lawns and scream when people walk by
I'd be changing everyone I know into a sheep, penguin, cat, whatever.
I'd probably also cast Arcane Intellect on my ex. She needs it.
^win^
Post by
g2g591
as my warlock, I'd realize that I'm an undead zombie who can drain peoples souls, but later find out that I'm ok with that.... I'd probabily hire myself out to the military as a weapon of war.... imagine what incinerate+conflagerate can do to a tank, and what rain of fire can do to a platoon of troops, oh and i could soulstone myself so that whenever I die i could self-res
As my death knight.... I'd probably cast army of the dead every CD and amass an extremely large army of ghouls and slowly take over the world... If I can solo a 30 foot long dragon (old school onyxia) surely gunfire couldn't do much that a simple runetap or death strike couldn't heal
Post by
Frames
The healthy mind doesn't wake up in the morning thinking this is its last day on azoroth. But I think that's a luxury, not a curse. To know you're close to the end is a kind of freedom. Good time to take.... inventory.
Outgunned. Outnumbered. Out of our minds. On a suicide mission. But the sand and rocks here, stained with thousands of years of warfare... They will remember us... for this. Because, out of all our vast array of nightmares, this is the one we choose for ourselves. We go forward like a breath exhaled from the earth, with vigor in our hearts and one goal in sight:
We. Will. Kill him.
Post by
Mikhrop
find 39 more people then try to kill Chuck Norris.(at least good way to suicide)
Post by
CaoimheX
Wake up, glare at the alarm clock for waking me, then realise I asked it to. I won't apologise to it, I just won't slap it. Grumble my way to the bathroom, then notice that I look different somehow. Hair colour has changed, hair style has changed... this would be enough to upset anyone! What happened last night? Think back now; I logged off WoW, I brushed my teeth, got undressed, then got into bed... wait a moment... look at myself in the mirror again, "I've seen that face before!" It's the face that looks at me whenever I log onto my priestess! (Thank god, I'm still human and female)
My WoW staff is over there in the corner of my bedroom, faint shimmering lights dancing over its surface. Imperial-looking robes and headwear draped over the seat I'd vacated after logging off WoW...
Sit on the end of my bed, faint, pale, in shock, disbelieving, playing with the fabric of my fancy robes to assure myself they're real, no illusion. Find cellphone, call boss, tell her I have a little personal emergency, and I won't be able to make it in today. This has got to be a dream, except it isn't, it's frighteningly real!
Right... think now! Take charge of the situation. Am I, who I think I am? Am I who I thought I was? Yes, that code I was working on still makes sense, good. But I must be who I was before, because I called my boss, and she knew who I was, and called me by name too, my real name, not my WoW name. I think that for the first time in my life, I'd have a real reason to call out to a religious deity in desperate prayer.
Okay, so I'm still here. I am still who I used to be. Check, no, not really. Everything is as it used to be. Right, no, not really. Except, I now look like my WoW character. Oooooo, I wonder if I can do some of the crazy things that my priest does... the staff tingles beneath my fingers, the gloves fit like, well, like gloves, and I feel good. I feel really good, healthy, full of energy,
alive!
I hope that I'd pretty much remain the same person I am now (I hope). Learning to use my new abilities as discretely as possible. No miracles, no lights, no glowy after-effects. Discretion, and shadowform in the dark. And I'd better let my friends and family know I look a bit different.
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Enter the silliness: except for one thing: I might change jobs, start my own business, and call it "Holy Nova Pest Control". :D
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Post by
lock13
I havent read all of these, so I hope I'm not repeating.
As my lock, I would turn into a demon, burst into flames and run through the mall of x-mas shoppers with my 8 ft tall demon with a giant axe running behind me. Then hearth the hell outta there.
As my rogue I would stealth and go spy on neked ladies cuz I'm a man and thats what any man would do.
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91650
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Post by
Gnoktish
I'd realize i been hacked causemost of my gear is gone!
(yes i have been hacked and now i am sad......)
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