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Poor Illidan...
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Post by
Skreeran
Malfurion: Listen, Illy... Since you're my brother, we're not gonna kill you.
Tyrande: We're just gonna make you wish we had killed you. Also, you're ugly and no one will ever love you.
Malfurion: Yeah... Anyway, yeah, I managed to score you a merciful sentence. Instead of killing you now, we're just going to imprison you for the rest of your life.
Illidan: But... I'm immortal...
Malfurion: Meh... Details... Point is, we're not killing you. Also, you're especially lucky since your blind!
Illidan: How could my being blind possibly be lucky?
Malfurion: Well, it's
so
dark down there, that either it won't matter that you're blind, or it won't matter that it's dark.
Illidan: That's stupid.
Tyrande: You're stupid. And ugly.
Malfurion: But you're lucky. I even managed to get you away from any guards or other prisoners. You won't get abused by the guards or inmates, or have anyone to talk to.
Illidan: . . .
Malfurion: I love you bro, I hope you understand. Now Maive is gonna take you away while I make sweet hot love to the woman you wish you had.
Tyrande: I'll get the whip.
Illidan: &%$#
I'm surprised the first thing Illidan did after getting out of prison wasn't finding his brother and kicking him in the nuts.
Post by
HiVolt
Malfurion: I love you bro, I hope you understand. Now Maive is gonna take you away while I make sweet hot love to the woman you wish you had.
Tyrande: I'll get the whip.
Illidan: &%$#
I lol'd
Post by
Adamsm
Ummm...... nah, I've put my feelings on emo-king many a times, I won't comment here again heh.
Post by
Gumballs
Lmao. xD
I don't think Illy is ugly... I love him, so they were wrong!
/clutches Illidan protectively.
Post by
Skreeran
Ummm...... nah, I've put my feelings on emo-king many a times, I won't comment here again heh.Hey, one deserves to be a little emo after being trapped in a small dark box for
10,000
years.
I mean seriously. Human life sentences suck. And that's life 50-70 years at most.
Ten THOUSAND years. In a small dark box. With no one to talk to. While your brother bangs the love of your life.
I'm probably be a little #$%^y too.
Post by
Dralas
Illidan was a cool guy, but I wouldn't blame him for wanting to murder his brother ASAP.
Also, I wouldn't go off and saying Illidan is horrible looking.
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451455
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Post by
Skreeran
Souldn't this be under the randomness fourms?Nope. I'm starting a lore discussion about how he got a bad rap.
Also, I wouldn't go off and saying Illidan is horrible looking.I didn't say that. Tyrande did.
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229054
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Post by
Skreeran
Calm down.. Illidan was invited to "Good Morning with Jaina Proudmore!" after that Pit Lord. He's gonna shine! So will Tyrande, Malfurion, Maiev and Wisp 0036 go there to comment on him.That's another thing. Even Darkness left him. It wouldn't even answer his calls.
Post by
165617
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Post by
Adamsm
I'm sorry, I just can't feel sorry for him; yes most of what he did was for Tyrande, to Prove that he was better then his brother...... but willingly betraying the Allys during War of the Ancients? Letting Sargeras take his eyes and replace them with fel fire? Then of course, eating a freaking magical artifact because a Death Knight and a Floating Skeleton tell him it will make him uberleet and able to kill the Dreadlord(and make Tyrande like him.) Not to mention the whole being so delusional he believed he defeated Arthas after the Human Prince wftpwn'ed his arse.
He's tragic, but he did it all to himself.
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229054
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Post by
Morec0
Malfurion: I love you bro, I hope you understand. Now Maive is gonna take you away while I make sweet hot love to the woman you wish you had.
Tyrande: I'll get the whip.
Illidan: &%$#
You, sir, are brillient! I lol'd so hard!
Post by
Skreeran
Everything before his imprisonment was wrong. He should have been killed or imprisoned for a set amount of time.
Everything after his imprisonment was caused by 10,000-years-of-solitude-induced insanity.
Giving him a life sentence when he's immortal is probably the cruelest thing you could possibly do to him. Especially after Tyrande chose his brother after him.
Post by
Adamsm
I believe that while he was dangerously ambitious the only thing that could stand between him and phat lewtz was this love for Tyrande. Inevitable losing her to Malfurion only made things worse yet, he would still defend her if necessary.Like I said, tragic, but still his fault. If he just would have accepted that she choose his brother, he could have been with them both for 10 thousand years, instead of being locked up in a Barrow, and eventually dying to the armies of the Aldor and Scryer in Black Temple.
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229054
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Post by
Skreeran
What I meant is that his love for Tyrande still meant something after all the... bad things he's been through.
Only poor Gamon and Loraderonian Farmer 000427 can stand up to all this suffering. And probably other 10million Azerothians.
EDIT: Skreeran,
You troll!
Gasp! :O
Post by
ArgentSun
I too think Illidan's life
sucked
badly. I feel very sympathetic towards him because, in my humble opinion, I associate well with him. Burning ambition is half of what my life is - the other half is me trying not to demolish my body trying to accomplish superhuman feats. I swear, I scare myself sometimes...
So I can understand him. All of his actions during the War of the Ancients are very logical when you start seeing the way he did (oh, pun!). And what he did after the 10,000 years imprisonment... eh, you'd be just as insane as he is to blame him. I give him credit for not going 100% loony.
Also I think that
Memento of Tyrande
is heart-breakingly romantic.
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