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Post by
Patty
Very long winded, and probably not well written....But I wrote this up quickly:
Fall of the twin blades:
“Soldiers of Stormwind, of the Alliance! We will have victory this day, I swear it! We will have victory when the land is painted with the Orcs’ blood!” Yelled King Varian Wyrnn, on a white steed.
The soldiers cheered and raised their weapons, they were ready to have their revenge.
“We will have vengeance and shall finish what Daelin started!” Shouted the King, brandishing his twin blades highly.
“My King…There are reports that Garrosh’s army approaches.” Said a fair haired man, wearing a tabard of Stormwind.
“Marcus, get back to Stormwind.” Commanded the King, rage swelling in his eyes.
“But - “ He was interrupted “I said…get back to Stormwind. That is an order, General!”
“Yes sir.” Sighed the Champion, known as Marcus Jonathan. He rode back, to a small boat and departed, saluting the King before fading into the distance.
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Varian turned back to his army. “We shall crush the Horde here.” He remarked.
“No, Varian, you can’t!” Pleaded a blood elf, with two daggers at her sides and a raised hood.
“Valeera?” He asked. “You were supposed to be with Anduin.”
“He needs a father. He has lost his mother already, and he has hardly had you back! I can’t let you do this.” She said, gesturing for the army to lower their weapons.
“It is for him, and my people’s future that I fight.” He said, turning to the soldiers and yelling “To war!”
“Very well, I shall accompany you…” Said the Elf, mounting a horse beside the King.
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Garrosh was sat on a throne, being carried by a dozen or so peons. He leaned forward, smirking slyly.
“Ah, this is the life…”
He thought, looking sternly at an Orc woman which stared at him.
Seeing the scenery of Durotar, Garrosh was amazed. The Sun was shining brightly in his eyes while scantily clad Elvish women cooled him, by waving large fans made from leaves over him.
Eventually, Garrosh’s throne was lowered gently. An Overlord bowed and spoke to him, kneeling.
“My lord, the King of Stormwind’s armies are very close now.” He said, sweat pouring from his brow.
“Agmar! Haha, so he has come. Well then, he shall meet his death!” Said Garrosh, grabbing his large axe.
Garrosh and Agmar walked, seeing the assembled army. The most ruthless warriors of the Horde, standing before him. Tauren and Orc alike, towering over the shrubbery.
“My servants, my friends! Tonight, we shall bathe in the blood of Humans! Lok’tar!” He yelled, the crowd cheering wildly. They marched, towards the Alliance encampment at Darkspear strand.
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“The Horde are here, sir!” Announced a scout, running to the King.
“Humph! They come to their deaths. See, I have always said Orcs can not be trusted.” Remarked the King snidely.
“My brothers, they are here! Now is the time for justice! For my Father, for Lordaeron, and for Bolvar! Charge!” He yelled, his cavalry speeding up. The infantry quickened their pace, through the sweltering desert.
“Warriors of the Horde, prepare for battle! We shall show these whelps the true meaning of power! Show them no mercy. Lok’tar O’gar!” Yelled Garrosh, his wolf riders behind him.
The two forces clashed, and the King cut through the Horde like a knife to butter. A large, heavily armoured Orc grunted, and swung his axe into his horse, dismounting him.
“Weakling.” The Orc spat. “You, will die!” He remarked, going to bring his axe on Varian’s head. Varian dodged it, and stabbed wildly at the Orc. “Haha, you need practice, weakling.” Taunted the Orc, who brought his axe down on Varian just for it to be parried by Varian.
“I’ll see you in the afterlife.” Said the king, decapitating Overlord Agmar. However, Varian was wounded in the chest by a nasty blow to the ribs.
Garrosh saw the stumbling King, and smirked as he grabbed a large Mace, walking towards his target.
“Oh no, you don’t!” He heard behind him, before being attacked by a stealthy Elf.
“Aha, time for a real fight!” Remarked the Orc, backhanding Valeera and head butting her. He saw her green eyes. “Why do you fight for the weak humans? Your people are my Allies.” He said, giving her a beeline. “I fight for what I believe to be right!” She said, before slicing at his leg, drawing blood.
“You fight for the weak! That is why you lose!” He remarked, kicking her in the chest with his steel boots. Valeera screamed in pain. His eyes glowed red, his wounds had caused him to enter a savage bloodlust.
”I have to save her…”
Thought Varian, getting to his feet and grabbing his swords. Valeera tried finding her balance, but fell back to the ground.
“Garrosh! This ends now!” Yelled Varian, charging the Orc.
“I was wondering when you would show up.” He replied, raising his mace. “Time to die.” Smirked the Mag’har slyly.
“No, you will die! I will not allow you and your kind to fester!” Exclaimed the King, driving his two swords deeply into Garrosh’s chest. Garrosh smirked “If I die…You’re coming with me.” Before smashing his mace into Varian’s chest, completely crushing his ribs.
Varian fell slowly to the ground, and his swords fell to the ground, clanging loudly, almost resonating across the battlefield.
“No!” Screamed Valeera crawling to him “Valeera…Look after…Anduin…for me.” Ordered the King, clutching her hand before taking his last breath. The Blood Elf sobbed wildly, and the remaining forces stopped fighting. They too, were consumed by grief.But, if you survive reading it all...there you go.
Post by
HiVolt
Nice work Patty.
Post by
Patty
I know, I wanted them both dead...Plus I rushed it, badly. I was going to make it even longer with Jaina weeping over Varian's dead body before teleporting to Stormwind so I ended it with a nice cliché of everyone crying. :)
Wall of text crits you for OVER 9000, you die, yada yada...
Post by
Skreeran
Revenge of The Highest Order
Varian walked through the Darkmoon Fair people of all races around him enjoying themselves. Varian was hungry his adolescent stomach rumbling as it always was, he stopped to get a plate of Boar Curry sniffing the dish with relish he sat down on a post to eat it when a small Orc Boy ran past chasing something knocking his plate of Boar Curry onto the ground where it lay uneatable.
"How dare you Greenskin! I'll get you for this! And your family and all of your race! And your children and your children's children! And your children's children's children!" Varian screamed at the Orc Boy who chased the thing regardless. ROFL.
Nice one, Tauman... xD
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Post by
HiVolt
Tauman, I'll add yours to the list in the place of your old version, this one is waaay more awesome. I must admit, I lol'd.
And Flying, if you give yours a title I'll add it in to the list too.
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236602
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Post by
Patty
Thank's the first version was too short so i reworked it :)
What with all the Thrall is gay stuff swimming around i'll write something for that.
I mentioned it and people were like "ZOMG WTFTHRALL CANT BE GHEY HEZ TOO EPIC" -.-
Post by
atkrei
The Love of My Life
"Come now Garrosh! Eat a banana!" Thrall told Garrosh as he needed to keep his strength up
"Oh fine!" said Garrosh putting the banana in his mouth
"Slower! Slower!" Thrall told Garrosh as Garrosh put the banana in his mouth
"Now take it out. Now put it back in! Faster! Faster!"
"Why?"
"It uh helps you get more nutrients out of the banana now kiss me Garrosh kiss me like you father did!" Thrall ordered Garrosh
"What!" Garrosh exclaimed
"WHAT IS GOING ON HERE!" thundered Saurfang
"Oh nothing Varok just me and Garrosh being gay!" Thrall said
"Oooooh room for one more?" Saurfang said
"Totally" Thrall said as Garrosh bought out his war axe.
"Stay away from me!" Garrosh screamed.
"The beast is ugly!" Varok said as he kissed Thrall
"I feel the rage and i can't control it!" Garrosh said as he swung his war axe slicing the shaman, Thrall in two before being blocked by Varok.
"HOW DARE YOU! WE WERE GETTING TO KNOW EACH OTHER!" Saurfang screamed as Garrosh brought down his war axe upon the High Overlord only to have it freeze.
"Im back !@#$%es!" Thrall said as he swung the Doomhammer at Garrosh who ducked and kicked Thrall whilst swinging his War Axe behind him to catch Varok on the legs.
"GUUUAAARDS!" Garrosh screamed as The Kor'kron stormed in ready to kill." Have these two executed for sexual harassment" Garrosh told the Guards as the Pair of Lovers where dragged out into the Valley of Strength to be tossed from the flight tower. Before they jumped Thrall and Saurfang engaged in a long kiss full of loving and longing as they were thrown there twisted corpses being dragged out into Durotar to rot.
"Garona, i Garrosh Hellscream Warcheif of the Homophobic Horde am your new mate!" said Garrosh happily
"Urgh no thanks i have a life partner." replied Garona as she hugged another female Orc.
lol
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366611
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Post by
Skreeran
Eeeeeewwwwwww...
Sorry. Call me "intolerant" (which I am) or politically incorrect (which I REALLY am), but I don't like to think about Gay Thrall.
Then getting Saurfang... Yuk.
And having them die? Just... No.
Post by
Skreeran
Heh... :P Maybe I will... >.>
Maybe I'll write a full length Romantic Novel about Thrall and Jaina, huh? Maybe I will. Don't think I won't do it, 'cause I might!
Post by
Skreeran
Funny in an "eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww" way.
Post by
Skreeran
If you put us through the trauma of gay Thrall and Saurfang, it's only fair to make it better with some hot orc babe action.
Edit: Although we know Garona is straight at least
some
of the time. She did the horizontal mambo with Medivh, after all.
Post by
Patty
Garona/Saurfang's secret (and young, beautiful etc.) daughter?
Post by
451455
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Post by
HiVolt
I noticed you have been taking a interest in Anduin lately, or am I just imagining things?
Well, I like Anduin... even moreso since reading the comics. I think that he's going to live up to his namesake.
And Lothar reigns as my favorite Alliance character of all time, so I guess I'm a little biased because he's named after Lothar.
Edit: I should clarify, I think he's going to live up to his namesake in nearly all of it's aspects. Maybe he won't be the Supreme Commander of the Alliance, but I think he'll definitely have Lothar's sense of honor and nobility. I also think that Anduin will die a tragic death, while leading an army in some great battle.
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451455
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Post by
HiVolt
If it's going to be that long, I'd put it in its own thread.
This thread is mainly for smaller little snippets of lore stories.
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