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Thror
I want you all to know that I crocheted another blanket. I'm not going to link a picture, though, because no one here cares. I will, however, link a pic to the doily I'm making right now, because that will look pretty impressive when it is done.
I could count the people who have ever shown interest in a post that I made about my archery hobby on zero fingers.
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ElhonnaDS
I want you all to know that I crocheted another blanket. I'm not going to link a picture, though, because no one here cares. I will, however, link a pic to the doily I'm making right now, because that will look pretty impressive when it is done.
I could count the people who have ever shown interest in a post that I made about my archery hobby on zero fingers.
Dude, how dose u hold da bow if u hav 0 fingas?(##RESPBREAK##)8##DELIM##ElhonnaDS##DELIM##
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Rankkor
I want you all to know that I crocheted another blanket. I'm not going to link a picture, though, because no one here cares. I will, however, link a pic to the doily I'm making right now, because that will look pretty impressive when it is done.
I could count the people who have ever shown interest in a post that I made about my archery hobby on zero fingers.
Dude, how dose you hold da bow if u hav 0 fingas?
ohhh kids these days and their yoloswagslang.
When I was your age, we couldn't say these words in public: booby, tushy, burp, fanny burp, water closet, underpants, hot dog, dingle-dingle, Boston marriage, LBJ, Titicaca, or front lumps.
/hobbles away on crutches.
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ElhonnaDS
Ok I think I am done with YoloSwag Bunny now. But i'll leave the photo for a while.
Hey Tush- use the edit button. No double posting!(##RESPBREAK##)8##DELIM##ElhonnaDS##DELIM##
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MyTie
I want you all to know that I crocheted another blanket. I'm not going to link a picture, though, because no one here cares. I will, however, link a pic to the doily I'm making right now, because that will look pretty impressive when it is done.
I could count the people who have ever shown interest in a post that I made about my archery hobby on zero fingers.
I could count the people who have ever shown interest in a post I made about my traveling on zero fingers.
I wish I knew how to shoot a bow. Very useful in a post apocalyptic world. Not useful now, but someday, a very good skill. I think that I'll end up developing it after the end of the world, though.
Tush, do you have any really awesome stories related to your travels? Once when I was in the Azores, I delivered bread for a nice Portugese man in exchange for a ride to base. What was interesting was that I had no idea what he was saying, so the "training" was a little bumpy.
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Rankkor
Ok I think I am done with YoloSwag Bunny now. But i'll leave the photo for a while.
Hey Tush- use the edit button. No double posting!
Well guess what missy? if you could be yoloswag bunny for 2 hours, I can be a rambling angry old man for 2 hours.
So for the next 2 hours, I'm "Rant-kkor" Let the incoherent rambling begin:
We old folks can't bust heads like we used to. But we have our ways. One trick is to tell stories that don't go anywhere. Like the time I caught the ferry to Cabimas. I needed a new heel for m'shoe. So I decided to go to Carabimas, which is what they called Cabimas in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a cent, and in those days, cents had pictures of Locha flowers on 'em. 'Gimme five lochas for a ticket,' you'd say. Now where was I... oh yeah. The important thing was that I had an onion tied to my belt, which was the style at the time. You couldn't get white onions, because of the war against Jimenez. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones.......
Where was I?......... ='(
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Nathanyal
Best flash game ever.
Caution, lots of cursing.
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Rankkor
Best flash game ever.
Caution, lots of cursing.
Back in my day we didn't had flash games, all we had was spinning tops, marbles, yo-yo, perinolas and sticks.
Then along came these nuntendu things and all of the sudden you'all were too good to be playing with the good'ol spinning tops no more.
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Rystrave
ohhh kids these days and their yoloswagslang.
When I was your age, we couldn't say these words in public: booby, tushy, burp, fanny burp, water closet, underpants, hot dog, dingle-dingle, Boston marriage, LBJ, Titicaca, or front lumps.
/hobbles away on crutches.
I remember hanging swag up for Easter and Thanksgiving. We'd weave flowers
and ribbons together. So that's what I think about when I hear swag /facepalm
I also remember hearing the Brooks and Dunn song "Brand New Man," and think when they say 'the fire of your touch' they were actually saying 'the fire of your tush' and my folks would laugh and laugh at me.
We'd often use the term 'dingle' to refer to the male anotomy or poo, especially wildlife poo. I kinda miss being young and dumb, and not really realizing what I was saying.
I'm also going to say front lumps instead of boobies from here on out. That is hilarious.
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Izichial
Same here in Slovakia. We had snow yesterday. It is just cloudy now, without any crap falling down, but the temperature is so cold that yesterdays snow turned into icy crusts. What the hell are you doing here in April, cold weather. Go to Sweden.
:V
EXCUSE YOU. It's supposed to be warm here too... LAST MONTH.
Our current ~6 degrees still feel like heat stroke.
Probably our old norse gods who woke up and were like "yo guys sorry about the last millenium, Odin got a bit deep into his cups and got all whiney so we threw another party to cheer him up and had a bit too much to drink, I mean there was like frost giantess underwear all over Valhalla, but anyway now we're back so can you knock this whole Christianity-turned-Indifference-and-Atheism routine off and get us a goat sacrifice like right now please or we're gonna keep you stuck in winter until #$%^ing Ragnarök, hokay?"
I'd join in on travel stories but having grown up with my mother's travel / working abroad stories I feel they're a bit tame to tell. Not much I can bring to counter smuggling diplomats between embassies in the boot of a car with. Or the time when a civil war broke out where she worked, people wanted to recall her for safety reasons and she was like "piss off, I've got work to do".
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Rankkor
I'd join in on travel stories but having grown up with my mother's travel / working abroad stories I feel they're a bit tame to tell.
I have traveled the far and wide corners of Venezuela, and have a lot of travel stories to share, but I'll share them when I'm no longer "Rant-kkor", which should be in about 30 min.
In the meantime, here's another incoherent rambling pointless story:
The year is 1946. In a war torn world, A single flower blooms, and that flower is an angry Japanese monster named Godzilla. Fortunately, there was one man who could help...Colonel Tom Parker. The Colonel took this monster, cleaned him up, and put him on stage under the name "The Rolling Stones." The first concert was a sellout with many many many people eaten, but those that survived RAVED about the undeniable harmonies and brutally honest lyrics of what they had just seen...And out of the wreckage of that concert crawled the woman who would later give birth to me...Not once, but FOUR times, because in those days, if they didn't like the way you looked, they would send you back in to bake a little longer......
And then................ where was I? ='(
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