Post by Interest
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Post by HiVolt
I brought you the
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Post by Rankkor
My friend tricked me in to going to see the new twilight... I've never wanted to shoot so many people before. Twilightfans are @#$%ing retarded, why would you scream at the top of your lungs over a NAME, they hadn't even shown the uglyass male actor yet, stop it.
And yes, the movie was the worst movie I have ever seen, and I've seen a lot of movies.
/pats elura on the shoulder.
Poor girl, you have my sincere condolences.
back when the first movie came out one of my cousins wanted to see it, but she didn't had any friends, and her parents didnt' wanted her to go to the movies alone (she's 13, go figure) and her parents themselves couldn't take her to the cinema due to other commitments (Her dad was scheduled to make a delivery to Anzoategi, and her mom was covering the shift of a co-worker who was sick)
So they asked me to get her to the cinema, and watch the movie with her. To clarify, I had never read any of the books at that point, nor had I seen any of the movies either, I just heard it was bad, but then again I've seen several "bad" movies that ended up being hillarious due to how bad they were (Such as Suburban Commando, Transformers, and so many others that firmly enter the category of "So bad its good") so I didn't thought it would be an issue.
BOY-O-BOY WAS I WRONG!
That was agonizing torture on nearly every conceivable level, the pacing was horrible, the acting was wooden, the special effects were pathetic, the plot was non-existent for 80% of the movie, the editing was crappy as hell (there's this scene when the cullens are fleeing their home that shows Edward closing the trunk of his car, then 3 seconds later, it shows him again closing the same trunk on the same car) and the gray/blue color saturation used ALL THE DAMN TIME made my eyes sore for days.
I've seen movies that are so bad they're a blast to watch and laugh, kinda like when you see a drunken man on the streets doing "Singing in the Rain", but this was just plain bad, kinda like seeing a flabby, hairy, old drunken man, naked on the middle of the street, screaming in rage and running in circles.
But if there was something that creeped me out more was the fanbase. MY GOD THE FANBASE! There were cosplayers with the most insane disguises, and acting like this was the second coming of jesuschrist. And it wasn't even limited within the intended demographic (teen girls) nope, there were grown old men and women into this stuff...........
I've seen trekkies that are less crazy.
After I saw it, my own masochism pushed further, I thought "hey, maybe this was a really crappy movie about a more decent or at least average book, for it to have such a rabid fanbase, the book can't possibly be this bad".
Wrong again. I asked my cousin to lend me her copy of the book........... manage to read about 50% before I decided to give up. That was almost physically painful to endure. I honestly think I killed some of my neurons reading that crap.
I'm glad the "authoress" (And I'm using the word only as a courtesy) had a mental breakdown and won't be writing any more books (for now at least).
If she changes her mind, I hope a raging fire from hell itself destroys all her notes before she can publish them.
its for the greater good