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OverZealous
Good morning. Spanish class (which I most commonly do not need to attend) was cancelled. And now I already took 32km bus ride here, and I really don't feel like taking the bus home again. Suggestions?
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OverZealous
Hardly, that merely explains one small facet of the mass of edges, planes, points, portions, and madness that make me up.
I'm pretty sure it's all madness.
OBJECTION!
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240140
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Adamsm
What is it with you and making men roll nekkid in the snow Elura?
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240140
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Adamsm
Lol.
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Adamsm
Anyways, time for sleep.
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Post by
Jubilee
Just wanted to stop in and say "HOWWWWWWLLLLLLLL", let me introduce myself. LOL Started my online gaming career back in 1977 when I got my first PC, a TRS-80 from Radioshack. They had one setup with a bunch of books in which one happened to be a HUGE telephone directory with numbers or "WEB ADRESSES" for ever company, schooll, organization, anyone that was connected to ARPANET, but what really caught my eye was what was on the screen. The salesman called it "ZORK", and described it as being like a "choose your own adventure" or a "Dungeons and Dragons" game that I could play by myself. Well with being 9 at the time not many of my friends liked reading books, let alone reading them by the stacks in order to play a game that could possibly last for weeks and not even have a winner. So needless to say I talked my DAD into getting it for me. OHHH and an Acoustic Phone Coupler and that big FAT BOOK. Well after a $700 phone bill and an interview by the Sheriff's Dept, had to wait until PAC-MAN came out before I could even look at anything that Plugged In. Growing up I had entered many Donkey Kong and Space Invaders competitions at the mall, and winning quite a few until I was denyed entry and asked to be an Emcee at said number of events, BLAH. Messing around here and there the year 1997 rolls up and I had just spent $3200 building my own GAMING PC and one night crawling around the Internet I tripped over a website for an MMORPG, which called itself Ultima Online. Sooo, I went out and got the program and installed it that night, registered Ultima Online and loaded it up. That night I was running up and down the mountainside , mining for ores. I had a pretty good trick where I could make a full stack and lay it down on the ground and keep mining then I would lay down that stack then leap frog the stacks all the way home a VERY VERY RICH man. One night while mining a few guys came running up on me and I had 5 full stacks of adamantine ore, the Motherlode. When out of nowhere I get hit by 4 Lightning bolts blowing me to smithereens. Out of the woods come 10 guys who began collecting my precious ore. Laughing and hurling insults at me the whole time. My first encounter with PvP or what we called it, "GANKING". Yeah I got "GANKED", big time. Ahh well, I can always mine more, so I walk back to my corpse after a trek of like 15 minutes from town back to the secluded spot I had found. Join my corpse only to find they had looted my body leaving me nude! NOW that is BULL! I ressurect in the middle of nowhere 20 lvls higher than me and the path home only got worse, especially being powerless donned only in my death shroud, no armor, weapons, powers, nothing! When all of sudden, laughter, a huge bright flash, a sharp booming CRACK and I'M DEAD.....AGAIN! ARE YOU KIDDING ME? Soo, off I run. On my why not too far from my sorry ass corpse I see a ghost in my same predicament, running the same way. LOL. Just around the bend , 2 more ghosts. This time I suggest running all the way to town and getting ressurected. We finally find someone kind enough to rezz us and we began to talk about the Motley Crew that had GANKED us and decided to exact our revenge, we end up recruiting around 10 more righteous adventurers which included a married couple that ended up being ELITE. After getting geared back up, we head out to the scene of the crime. I came up with a plan to act as a miner with a ton of adamantine, and the rest of our PARTY would hide in the woods and our ELITES were BIG enough to hide inside the nearby Dungeon. Just as I dropped my 4th stack I heard laughing and noticed 3 of the dozen or so of the PKers they walked upto me laughing and hurling insults when the fighter of our party came running up yelling, "HELPP! More coming behind me. I asked them why they would wanna GANK me again I didnt have anything usefull except for the ore and I'd be willing to Smelt it into bars for them knowing they didnt have high enough skill to do it. As their entire gang gathered they said they were doing it for the kills. Which meant they were trying to become EVIL and they were actually FARMING GOOD toons. As I was coming to grips with being an extremely Rare Resource. The ground began to shake and a huge wall of fire popped up , cutting us off from the PKers. Then another Fire Wall popped up this time right on top and inline with 5 of them, then another, and another and another! Our Elites were casting Firewall on top of them and 2 others from the woods were also, while 1 had set off an Earthquake on most of them. I pulled out my crossbow and hurled bolts as well as insults at the PKers and in no time they were all crispy critters. As we stood there laughing and laughing so hard I had almost pizzed myself and was getting a bad case of side splints. I started to loot one of the bodies and OMG! One of the dumb azzes had a DEED to a CASTLE and Papers for a SHIP! Wait what is this? A set of FRIKKEN HOUSE KEYS, must have been a dozen keys on it. We all found a ton of stuff, alot of ELITE weapons which I had no use for. and DEED for a Medium Ranch style house and some COLLECTIBLE Items, a Customizable Banner, a Skeleton, a few Pillars and some other house items. A few of us decided to start a GUILD with OUR newly acquired FRIKKEN CASTLE! LOL HOWLLLLLLLLLL! and they others became very, very good friends and eventually a huge ALLY from their own GUILD. After that day, I bacame a Guild Leader, a Hero, a doer of GOOD, and I set a Goal for myself and whoever I could recruit to hunt down the PKer who had been NOOB enough to carry a Castle Deed and a set of House Keys on him, and my plan was not to kill him but follow him around from HOUSE to HOUSE and LOOT them for everything I could carryoff. Which had become a Quest in amongst itself, and so far the funniest I've had yet. I had become very ingenious in the methods I used in order to Track down, case my target, and Loot the PRIZE, that seemed to just keep giving and giving. LOL I became a very notorius ELITE ROGUE and eventually Real Life caught up with me and I became a Father and Ultima was gone. Several years later my BEAUTIFUL, Beautiful wife asks me to build "HER" a computer and not just any, "One that 'WE" could play a game online together called, the WORLD of WARCRAFT." After giving myself Mouth to Mouth and CPR, I picked myself up off the floor and ran down to the local electronics store then swung by my favorite GAMESTOP and picked up The Battle Chest, Lich King and Cataclysm. I think I had it installed before I even plugged the monitor in. lol HOWWWWLLLLLLLLLL! Sooo, anyways just thought I'd stop by and say, "WAZZZUUUPP?" Really wanted to put this out there in hopes of touching on some level with the 'OLE TIMERS, and giving some insight to the "KIDDZ" as to what GAMING was like for me in the Old Dayzz and I dunno maybe rekindle the fire for those that might have let it go out. THANKZZ Everyone. All I have to say ....for now. Hope I didn' t Bore anybody, or Offend anyone. If I did I truly apologize. OK I'm outta here, happy gaming! Ohh that's cool . I just noticed the tools for text include LINKS to the game, WOWHEAD is soo extremely awesome , I can't get enough , you guys rule alll I gotta say. Peace Out
I love you so much right now.
Will you have my babies?
Post by
Lombax
Qurl u gay!
Post by
Squishalot
Even by RB standards, that was pretty random.
Post by
ZombieJesus
Strong first post to join date.
Post by
Kristopher
Ahahahaha
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donnymurph
What...
Post by
Interest
Even by RB standards, that was pretty random.
No kidding. I just woke up to that.
Post by
Azazel
I woke up next to a cow.
Post by
Interest
I woke up next to a cow.
I woke up next to the end of my bed.
Post by
Patty
I woke up next to a cow.
I woke up next to the end of my bed.
I woke up next to nothing, as I was somehow sprawled all over my bed in what must have been an uncomfortable position. Forever alone. :(
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