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Post by
Lombax
Elura; yes or no?
YES OR NO WHAT?
Just a yes or no; simple answer lol.
You're trying to get her to watch hentai, aren't you?
EDIT: Or aprove of your marriage.
Post by
Azazel
Germans speaking English with heavy accents sound sexy.
Post by
Lombax
Germans speaking English with heavy accents sound sexy.
Women or men?
Post by
Azazel
Doesn't matter as long as it's in a hentai movie.
(See what I did there?)
Come to think of it that would be really akward.
Post by
Adamsm
Elura; yes or no?
YES OR NO WHAT?
Just a yes or no; simple answer lol.
I'm gonna go with yes. Since I'm such a positive person.
Good; you do love Skree. Thank you heh.
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240140
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Post by
Adamsm
Heh, well, you know me; I take the round about way for everything.
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240140
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Post by
Adamsm
Heh, well, you know me; I take the round about way for everything.
What if I had said no?
Would have said that's too bad and left it at that heh; didn't want to embarrass anyone.
Post by
Patty
Heh, well, you know me; I take the round about way for everything.
What if I had said no?
You would have been raptured. Obviously. There's no other logical explanation.
STUPID LAGGY WOWHEAD. :(
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240140
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Post by
Azazel
Lies.
Post by
Adamsm
Heh, well, you know me; I take the round about way for everything.
What if I had said no?
Would have said that's too bad and left it at that heh; didn't want to embarrass anyone.
You're silly. I don't like him any less because you ask silly questions.
Heh, well yeah; but would you have liked it if I would have said 'Huh, too bad for Skree then' lol?
Post by
Azazel
It sucks when you realize how extremely lonely you are.
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240140
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Post by
Patty
It sucks when you realize how extremely lonely you are.
It's just u + ur hand tonight.
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240140
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Post by
Adamsm
You're silly. I don't like him any less because you ask silly questions.
Heh, well yeah; but would you have liked it if I would have said 'Huh, too bad for Skree then' lol?
I don't care.. For all I know that question could've been "Do you hate Skree?" I'm not psychic.
Suppose so lol. But you need to work on that psychic aspect! Gotta read more minds!
And because I loves the musical so very very very much:
Princeton:
Say, Kate, can I ask you a question?
Kate Monster:
Sure!
Princeton:
Well, you know Trekkie Monster upstairs?
Kate Monster:
Uh huh.
Princeton:
Well, he's Trekkie Monster, and you're Kate Monster.
Kate Monster:
Right.
Princeton:
You're both Monsters.
Kate Monster:
Yeah.
Princeton:
Are you two related?
Kate Monster:
What? Princeton, I'm surprised at you! I find that racist!
Princeton:
Oh, well, I'm sorry! I was just asking!
Kate Monster:
Well, it's a touchy subject.
No, not all Monsters are related.
What are you trying say, huh?
That we all look the same to you?
Huh, huh, huh?
Princeton:
No, no, no, not at all. I'm sorry,
I guess that was a little racist.
Kate Monster:
I should say so. You should be much more
careful when you're talking about the
sensitive subject of race.
Princeton:
Well, look who's talking!
Kate Monster:
What do you mean?
Princeton:
What about that special Monster School you told me about?
Kate Monster:
What about it?
Princeton:
Could someone like me go there?
Kate Monster:
No, we don't want people like you-
Princeton:
You see?
You're a little bit racist.
Kate Monster:
Well, you're a little bit too.
Princeton:
I guess we're both a little bit racist.
Kate Monster:
Admitting it is not an easy thing to do...
Princeton:
But I guess it's true.
Kate Monster:
Between me and you,
I think
Both:
Everyone's a little bit racist
Sometimes.
Doesn't mean we go
Around committing hate crimes.
Look around and you will find
No one's really color blind.
Maybe it's a fact
We all should face
Everyone makes judgments
Based on race.
Princeton:
Now not big judgments, like who to hire
or who to buy a newspaper from -
Kate Monster:
No!
Princeton:
No, just little judgments like thinking that Mexican
busboys should learn to speak goddamn English!
Kate Monster:
Right!
Both:
Everyone's a little bit racist
Today.
So, everyone's a little bit racist
Okay!
Ethinic jokes might be uncouth,
But you laugh because
They're based on truth.
Don't take them as
Personal attacks.
Everyone enjoys them -
So relax!
Princeton:
All right, stop me if you've heard this one.
Kate Monster:
Okay!
Princeton:
There's a plan going down and there's only
one paracute. And there's a rabbi, a priest...
Kate Monster:
And a black guy!
Gary Coleman:
Whatchoo talkin' 'bout Kate?
Kate Monster:
Uh...
Gary Coleman:
You were telling a black joke!
Princeton:
Well, sure, Gary, but lots of people tell black jokes.
Gary Coleman:
I don't.
Princeton:
Well, of course you don't - you're black!
But I bet you tell Polack jokes, right?
Gary Coleman:
Well, sure I do. Those stupid Polacks!
Princeton:
Now, don't you think that's a little racist?
Gary Coleman:
Well, damn, I guess you're right.
Kate Monster:
You're a little bit racist.
Gary Coleman:
Well, you're a little bit too.
Princeton:
We're all a little bit racist.
Gary Coleman:
I think that I would
Have to agree with you.
Princeton/Kate Monster:
We're glad you do.
Gary Coleman:
It's sad but true!
Everyone's a little bit racist -
All right!
Kate Monster:
All right!
Princeton:
All right!
Gary Coleman:
All right!
Bigotry has never been
Exclusively white
All:
If we all could just admit
That we are racist a little bit,
Even though we all know
That it's wrong,
Maybe it would help us
Get along.
Princeton:
Oh, Christ do I feel good.
Gary Coleman:
Now there was a fine upstanding black man!
Princeton:
Who?
Gary Coleman:
Jesus Christ.
Kate Monster:
But, Gary, Jesus was white.
Gary Coleman:
No, Jesus was black.
Kate Monster:
No, Jesus was white.
Gary Coleman:
No, I'm pretty sure that Jesus was black-
Princeton:
Guys, guys...Jesus was Jewish!
Brian:
Hey guys, what are you laughing about?
Gary Coleman:
Racism!
Brian:
Cool.
Christmas Eve:
BRIAN! Come back here!
You take out lecycuraburs!
Princeton:
What's that mean?
Brian:
Um, recyclables.
Hey, don't laugh at her!
How many languages do you speak?
Kate Monster:
Oh, come off it, Brian!
Everyone's a little bit racist.
Brian:
I'm not!
Princeton:
Oh no?
Brian:
Nope!
How many Oriental wives
Have you got?
Christmas Eve:
What? Brian!
Princeton:
Brian, buddy, where you been?
The term is Asian-American!
Christmas Eve:
I know you are no
Intending to be
But calling me Oriental -
Offensive to me!
Brian:
I'm sorry, honey, I love you.
Christmas Eve:
And I love you.
Brian:
But you're racist, too.
Christmas Eve:
Yes, I know.
The Jews have all
The money
And the whites have all
The power.
And I'm always in taxi-cab
With driver who no shower!
Princeton:
Me too!
Kate Monster:
Me too!
Gary Coleman:
I can't even get a taxi!
All:
Everyone's a little bit racist
It's true.
But everyone is just about
As racist as you!
If we all could just admit
That we are racist a little bit,
And everyone stopped being
So PC
Maybe we could live in -
Harmony!
Christmas Eve:
Evlyone's a ritter bit lacist!
Post by
Patty
It sucks when you realize how extremely lonely you are.
It's just u + ur hand tonight.
OMG I'M LISTENING TO THAT!
:3
I should really be continuing my revision, still got a potential two past papers to do.... and I've done 7 over the last 3-4 days. :o
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