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Queggy
I know that some of you don't like me and I know that some of you are not religious at all, but I've received some very bad news tonight that could very well change my life and I'd appreciate it if you guys could please pray for me.
:/
Post by
Adamsm
Sure Queggy.
Post by
Monday
Of course. Do you think you could say what it is?
Post by
Skreeran
Sweet mother of God my body hurts.
Went and did PT at the recruitment center. We played cards. Have you ever played cards before? Y'know, poker, Texas Hold 'em? Well, we didn't play that kind of cards.
The sergeant went down the list of exercizes: Push-ups, sit ups, lunges, ski jumpers (jumping back and forth from side to side with your hands on your head), moutain climbers, V-backs (like a sit up, but pulling your legs up and touching them with your arms).
He'd draw a random card from the top of the deck and we'd do that many of the exercise, usually in cadence (one, two, three... One! one, two, three... Two!).
When we got a joker, he's point to someone and ask them what the wanted to do. First guy made us sprint 50 yards and back and then do ten mountain climbers.
So we did that, I almost threw up, but I didn't, and we got started again with the 'cards.' Next Joker, girl says "I wanna do five," Sergeant says "Five what?" she says "Five situps." Sergeants asks "Five situps how?" so she goes "Okay, ten situps." and he says "Well let me help you, five situps on that hill there," so we run over to the hill with our backs to the bottom and do five situps. Very hard, but I did it. Then we did five V-backs. Then we rolled over and did five pushups. Then we ran back and got started again. Then, when it finally seemed like it was over, we put out bottles down in the shade and started running. I ran a while before finally succumbing and throwing up, but they made me get back up and keep running. So I ran some more, but I ended up falling out and walking. So they turned around and ran back and put me at the front of the line. We started on the home stretch, back to the tree where we put our bottles down, but we didn't go in a straight line, no, we had to go down the hill and back up the hill and down the hill and back up the hill on the way there.
It's not that I don't appreciate the exercise. Basic Training will be even worse, like every day for nine weeks. It's just, even if I need it, goddammit it hurts my body.
I know that some of you don't like me and I know that some of you are not religious at all, but I've received some very bad news tonight that could very well change my life and I'd appreciate it if you guys could please pray for me.
:/
Sorry about that Queggs... :\
Not going to lie, I'm not going to pray to a god I don't believe in, but I sure hope it works out. I'm not religious, but I'm not without sympathy.
Post by
Pwntiff
YOUR NEXT EXERCISE WILL BE SIDE-STRADDLE HOPS. SIDE-STRADDLE HOPS IS A FOUR COUNT, CADENCE COUNT EXERCISE. I WILL COUNT THE CADENCE. YOU WILL COUNT THE REPETITION. WE WILL DO MANY OF THEM. READY... EXERCISE.
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Queggy
Thank you everyone.
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240140
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Post by
Pwntiff
You're all praying to different Gods.
Watching the last episode of Lost again. Crying so much.
Why do you keep doing this to yourself? :|
Not that I really have a right to ask that question >.>
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240140
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Pwntiff
:/
I should go back to crocheting. I've just finished the first skein of each color.
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240140
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Post by
Pwntiff
It's a little like watching a dead friend die again..
Have a giant round platypus
Post by
Interest
I know that some of you don't like me and I know that some of you are not religious at all, but I've received some very bad news tonight that could very well change my life and I'd appreciate it if you guys could please pray for me.
:/
Sure thing. Even though I'm not religious..
/prays
Post by
Skreeran
YOUR NEXT EXERCISE WILL BE SIDE-STRADDLE HOPS. SIDE-STRADDLE HOPS IS A FOUR COUNT, CADENCE COUNT EXERCISE. I WILL COUNT THE CADENCE. YOU WILL COUNT THE REPETITION. WE WILL DO MANY OF THEM. READY... EXERCISE.Lol, that's almost exactly how it was?
Military or sports for you?
It's a little like watching a dead friend die again..Ow... >_<
I can't think of many films or serieses that do that to me... Let's see, The Iron Giant is pretty rough, even if he Get Better at the end. Then there's... ummm... well, I hate having to choose who dies in Mass Effect, I don't know if that counts.
Then again, I don't consistently watch many serieses on TV.
You should watch more My Little Pony. No one dies in that one... :) Why don't your start with
the episode where they finally go to the Gala?
It's pretty much the most hilarious thing ever.
Post by
Pwntiff
NROTC, one day the MOI took over and literally said the "We will do many of them" line. I think we did jumping jacks for 10min.
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212003
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Pwntiff
If you must ask, the answer is no.
Post by
Interest
If you must ask, the answer is no.
^He's only kidding.
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