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Interest
There we go. Stuff is updated.
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Interest
There we go. Stuff is updated.
I remember that icon.
Don't double post.
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421339
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Post by
HiVolt
> Put on SILK SHIRT and SUEDE SHOES, then go eat CINNAMON ROLLS in the KITCHEN.
You EQUIP the SILK SHIRT and SUEDE SHOES. They make you feel dashing- like a young Ben Stiller.
+10 Self-Assurance
Your hunger suddenly rears its ugly head again, your stomach announcing its presence with a resounding growl.
+10 Hunger
-10 Vitality
You dash SOUTH through your home again to the KITCHEN, your clearly unfettered genitalia twirling in the wind along the way.
You EXIT your BEDROOM and ENTER the LIVING ROOM. You continue, EXIT the LIVING ROOM and ENTER the KITCHEN.
You grab one of the CINNAMON ROLLS from the table and EAT it.
-10 Hunger
+10 Vitality
You are still hungry.
> Think that the alien is a hallucination induced by your hunger. Pick up the pillow and start pounding the television with it. You imagine that the alien laughs so hard it almost cries and your hungry rage grows ever stronger and you decide to take a huge bite out of your pillow. You taste feathers in the ridges of your mouth.
>>>SYNTAX ERROR. COMPLEX COMMAND DETECTED. PLEASE SIMPLIFY.
What do you do?
>INPUT COMMAND
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421339
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457614
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HiVolt
> Eat all of the 6 left CINNAMON ROLLS. Then search your home for a lighter.
You continue grabbing the CINNAMON ROLLS on the table and stuffing them into your corpulent, gluttonous face until there are none left.
Hunger Normalized
Vitality Restored
+5 Thirst
-5 Energy
After finishing the CINNAMON ROLLS, you remember the NEWSPAPER in your INVENTORY, and how frustrating it was trying to manually set your hands aflame.
+2 Wit
You look around the room for a LIGHTER once again, but see nothing remotely resembling one. You go NORTH and EXIT the KITCHEN. You ENTER the LIVING ROOM. You SEARCH the room for a LIGHTER.
Among the various things in the room, you find:
COMFY SOFA
LEATHER RECLINER
COFFEE TABLE
HOME-COM XXIV
CINEVIEW 9500 with MINDVISION
ZYTRON ARMOR SYSTEM MARK II
PULSE PLASMA SWORD
GIGATOOL (COMBAT VERSION)
INTERESTING LAMP
You see nothing resembling a LIGHTER.
In frustration, you give up your search.
-5 Self-Assurance
-2 Wit
> Go to BEDROOM to put on FANCY HAT, and then /flex.
You go NORTH and EXIT the LIVING ROOM. You ENTER your BEDROOM. You grab your FANCY HAT and EQUIP it. Your confidence rises to the heavens as you don the fine hat. If only there were some dames around to swoon at your charming advances- alas, there aren't. No matter, dames only serve to get in the way of your manly adventures.
+10 Self-Assurance
You flex your biceps, and are suddenly reminded why you have such fancy clothes- you are extremely insecure about your scrawny, rail-thin build.
-5 Self-Assurance
What do you do?
>INPUT COMMAND
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Post by
MyTie
So is ^&*!@#$ still censored?
edit: that makes me laugh
Post by
Haxzor
> AND THEN THERE WAS PIE
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HiVolt
> Go back in the LIVING ROOM, equip PULSE PLASMA SWORD and GIGATOOL (COMBAT VERSION). Go out of the house and hunt some aliens.
After reaffirming your distaste with your own physique, you think it best to act out your aggression in the form of mindless violent rampage. You EXIT your BEDROOM and ENTER the LIVING ROOM. You walk over to the docking station for your ZYTRON ARMOR SYSTEM MARK II. Along the sides of the station are two display counters holding your PULSE PLASMA SWORD and your GIGATOOL (COMBAT VERSION). You pick up these items and EQUIP them.
You can hear the reverberating whir of the cold-plasma blade, and feel the ergonomic grip of the handle. It seems like an extension of your own arm. You feel as a man against the world, ready to beat back the scum and villainy rampant throughout the universe.
You run to the EAST and burst out of the front door of your HOME, ready to hunt... ready to kill...
> Inspect INTERESTING LAMP.
As you turn around, desperately seeking something alive that you can stab to death, your eyes catch notice of your INTERESTING LAMP in the LIVING ROOM window. You go WEST, back into your LIVING ROOM to INSPECT the INTERESTING LAMP.
The INTERESTING LAMP is in the shape of a human female's leg. The leg is covered by a black fishnet stocking, and the foot of the leg by a black leather stiletto. At the top of the thigh sits the lampshade, a cream-colored cylindrical cover with brown tassels on the bottom. There is a switch at the bottom of the lamp.
> AND THEN THERE WAS PIE
>>>SYNTAX ERROR. NO ACTION DETECTED. PLEASE SPECIFY AN ACTION.
What do you do?
>INPUT COMMAND
Post by
Haxzor
they deleted my excellent troll post.
=(
Post by
Patty
> Go back into the LIVING ROOM towards the INTERESTING LAMP and try to use it to burn the NEWSPAPER.
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HiVolt
> Go back into the LIVING ROOM towards the INTERESTING LAMP and try to use it to burn the NEWSPAPER.
As you stand examining the INTERESTING LAMP, an idea flutters through your brain. This bloodlust you feel is certainly coming from your deep hatred of the NEWSPAPER you read earlier, and perhaps this INTERESTING LAMP would aid you in purging the ink-laden sin dwelling in your INVENTORY.
+10 Wit
+15 Self-Assurance
You take the NEWSPAPER from your INVENTORY and flip the switch on the bottom of the lamp. A warm glow begins to emit from the flesh-colored parts of the faux leg and the shade atop it. You feel the air around the surface of the lamp, but to your surprise, the warm glow of the light doesn't carry over into the actual temperature. The INTERESTING LAMP feels cool to the touch. Damn this futuristic piece of electric innuendo!
-10 Wit
-15 Self-Assurance
You begin to consider something you saw in your BEDROOM.
What do you do?
>INPUT COMMAND
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571648
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Post by
Interest
Lol, Lobstah is like the king of double posting...
Look at my third link. I'm the king of double posting.
Post by
Monday
Where do you live Fenrir? IIRC you are in the U.S., so that's quite the trip.
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107106
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Post by
Monday
wat
Seriously. No offense Fenrir, but I can't stand them... )=
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