This site makes extensive use of JavaScript.
Please enable JavaScript in your browser.
Live
PTR
10.2.7
PTR
10.2.6
Beta
Drop by and say hi! (Recycle Bin)
Post Reply
Return to board index
Post by
Deepthought
(The doors of the Great Hall burst open and a wall of water crashes through, knocking the Vikings off their feet. There is little doubt that the whole of Hy-Brasil is sinking as we see a street go down, a statue sink and then we cut to a close-up of King Arnulf. He is standing at the top of the Forum steps addressing a crowd of anxious citizens. They are keeping surprisingly good order considering they are already standing ankle-deep in water, and the whole town is rapidly sinking around them.)
KING ARNULF
: Now, I know what some of you must be thinking... the day has come.... we're all going down, etc. etc. But let's get away from the fantasy and look at the facts.
Fact One
- The threat of total destruction has kept the peace for one thousand years.
Fact Two
- The chances of it failing now are therefore one in three hundred and sixty-five thousand.
Fact Three
..."
(By this time the water is up to people's knees, and several have crowded onto the lower steps to avoid getting wet.)
KING ARNULF
: "
Fact Three
- Our safety regulations are the most rigorous in the world. We are all nice to each other, we never rub each other up the wrong way or contradict each other, do we?"
CROWD
: "No."
(Rumble. The buildings sink and masonry falls.)
CITIZEN
: "We... er...
do
seem to be going down quite fast, Your Majesty - not trying to contradict you, of course."
KING ARNULF
: "No, of course you're not, citizen. But let's stick to the facts. There has
never
been a safer, more certain way of keeping the peace. So whatever's happening, you can rest assured, Hy-Brasil is
not
sinking. Repeat,
not
sinking."
Post by
148723
This post was from a user who has deleted their account.
Post by
MyTie
This is... odd... tacos huh? This have to do with april fools?
Post by
438256
This post was from a user who has deleted their account.
Post by
568538
This post was from a user who has deleted their account.
Post by
MyTie
why tacos is something going on in the game>?
I doubt it. Tacos are nice though.
Post by
Deepthought
why tacos is something going on in the game>?
Press Ctrl+U.
Post by
MyTie
It seems that going to
www.tacohead.com
brings up an advertisment for sprint. I wonder if there are grounds to sue wowhead for use of their domain name.
Post by
Dhazy
Just got my Ambassador title since I grinded rep for TB and UC since I never got around to getting exalted with them.
I'm up to 64/100 mounts now. :)
Post by
Toldry
TACOHEAD.COM
The fastest and easiest way to get what you want!
MOST POPULAR
Taco Head
Taco
A Coupon
Recipe Healthy
Food For Diabetes
Diabetic Food
High Fiber Food
Health Food
Healthy high fiber diabetic taco coupons?
Post by
MyTie
TACOHEAD.COM
The fastest and easiest way to get what you want!
MOST POPULAR
Taco Head
Taco
A Coupon
Recipe Healthy
Food For Diabetes
Diabetic Food
High Fiber Food
Health Food
Healthy high fiber diabetic taco coupons?
ugh.... it's just not funny toldry... im sorry.
Post by
438256
This post was from a user who has deleted their account.
Post by
Toldry
ugh.... it's just not funny toldry... im sorry.
This makes me wonder, have I ever actually made you laugh, Moodle?
intriguing
Post by
Adamsm
The Chuck Norris and Saurfang killer.
Post by
Deepthought
The Chuck Norris and Saurfang killer.
This video contains content from Vevo, who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds.
Post by
Adamsm
Look for CNR by Weird Al Deepthought.
Post by
148723
This post was from a user who has deleted their account.
Post by
Neffy
Anyone else hate the new Youtube?
Post by
Deepthought
Anyone else hate the new Youtube?
Yep.
Post by
Neffy
Anyone else hate the new Youtube?
Yep.
:(
Post Reply
You are not logged in. Please
log in
to post a reply or
register
if you don't already have an account.