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Post by
mudfish
> 9000
FYI I'm at work.
desu~
Post by
Toldry
mudfish has a job?
Post by
Toldry
!
After cruising around in Not Always Right I noticed that most of the religious dimwits are women.
Interesting.
Post by
Interest
Morning all.
Post by
Yukazi
I am tempted to bust out $450 to buy the '
Rob the Robot Deluxe Set
' because he is so dang cute!
Post by
Neffy
Blood Stain Child
Very nice. I like how they mixed hard trance with metal. =)
Boris
(though they're stoner/drone/experimental stuff and
often not classifiable as metal
)Eh, this isn't all that great.
Post by
chase123
Introducing Roxxxy, the worlds first sex robot.
Post by
Interest
Lol, Wowbash = awesome.
Post by
Adamsm
Heh, I get weird emails.
Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this
true?
A: Heart only good for so many beats, and that it.... Don't waste on exercise.
Everything wear out eventually.. Speed up heart not make live longer; that like
say you can extend life of car by driving faster. Want live longer? Take nap.
Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?
A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does cow eat? Hay and corn.
What are these? Vegetables. So, steak nothing more than efficient mechanism of
delivering vegetables to system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef also good source
of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And pork chop can give 100% recommended
daily allowance of vegetable products.
Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
A: No, not at all. Wine made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine. That means
they take water out of fruity bit; get even more of goodness that way. Beer
also made out of grain.. Bottoms up!
Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
A: If you have body and you have fat, ratio is one to one. If you have two
bodies, ratio is two to one, etc.
Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular
exerciseprogram?
A: Cannot think of single one, sorry. My philosophy: No Pain...Good!
Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?
A: YOU NOT LISTENING! ... Foods fried in vegetable oil.. How getting more
vegetables be bad for you?
Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around themiddle?
A: Definitely not! When you exercise muscle, it get bigger. You should only do
sit-ups if want bigger stomach.
Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
A: You crazy? HELLO… Cocoa beans! Vegetable! Cocoa beans best feel-good food
around!
Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
A: If swimming good for figure, explain whales to me.
Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle?
A: Hey! 'Round' is shape!
Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food
and diets.
AND.....
For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and
health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional
studies:
1. The Japanese eat very little fat
And suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat
And suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine
And suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine
And suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats
And suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
CONCLUSION
Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
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Post by
chase123
Gee Brain, what do you want to do tonight?
The same thing we do every night Pinky, try to take over the world.
They're Pinky and The Brain
Yes, Pinky and The Brain
One is a genius
The others insane.
They're laboratory mice
Their genes have been spliced
They're Pinky
They're Pinky and The Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain
Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain
Brain.
Before each night is done
Their plan will be unfurled
By the dawning of the sun
They'll take over the world.
They're Pinky and The Brain
Yes, Pinky and The Brain
Their twilight campaign
Is easy to explain.
To prove their mousey worth
They'll overthrow the Earth
They're Pinky
They're Pinky and The Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain
Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain
Narf!
Post by
Interest
Heh, I get weird emails.
Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
A: If you have body and you have fat, ratio is one to one. If you have two
bodies, ratio is two to one, etc.
Lolwut?
Indeed.
ummmm.
Post by
Toldry
Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
A: If swimming good for figure, explain whales to me.
That cracked me up.
Post by
Neffy
edit:
Enjoy this while you wait.
desu~
Mario
Paint
?
Post by
Dralas
I'm dropping by.
And saying hi.
Post by
Interest
I'm dropping by.
And saying hi.
Lol hai.
Post by
Dralas
I'm dropping by.
And saying hi.
Lol hai.
Oh hai. I haz come to rule ur boardz!1
Post by
Interest
I'm dropping by.
And saying hi.
Lol hai.
Oh hai. I haz come to rule ur boardz!1
Hah. You wish.
Post by
Dralas
Nah, I don't actually.
Post by
Hyperspacerebel
I actually rule Randomness. Interest is my regent.
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