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500 hilarious things said in an instance
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dumac
We are at thaddius in naxx and this guy kept missing the jump off the platform to get to thaddius.
Me: "dude why do you keep missing the jump"
Guy: "myspacebarisntworking"
LOL
Win. Just pure pure win.
funny stuff, tell him to go into keybindings and change his key from space to another key.
hehe, made me laugh some hehe:)
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taurenmoo812
Not so much funny, but it made me laugh.
I did Totc heroic today, me, the 2 other dps and the healer were all in standard but fair heroic 5 man gear, all well enough to do the job, and then there was the DK tank, in his 40+k ulduar armor set. He kept saying how everyone else in the groups dps was crap compared to him, and even said to me once I won Edge of Ruin, he said 'good it'll help you do some decent dps at least'.
After someone linked dps, I saw everyone had perfectly fine dps for a 5 man heroic, well his dps was double everyone elses, as I say, in his ulduar and part t8.5 gear.
I told him everyone in this dungeon is working towards improving there gear and getting better, so what the !@#$ was he doing in this 5 man heroic? Also, I told him well we all could improve over time, he'd always be an elitist prick, before sticking him on ignore.
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PinktheDK
Warrior, REZ ME!
Now I'm wondering how he found out I was an engineer >_> <_<
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Interest
Not in an Instance/Raid but still funny:
Player1: Wow, did you see guys? ON the last patch they added a confirmation box now when you type /gquit.
Silence, i don't think anyone falls for that anymore. After some minutes:
Player2: Haha, that's so funny, they even put an animation on the box. When you hover your mouse over YES appears a sad Orc Face and a laughing Human, when you hover over NO the Orc turns happy and the Human is now crying. I bet the faces are inverted with the allies.
A couple of seconds later:
Random1 has left the Guild.
Random2 has left the Guild.
Player1
has left the Guild.
Random3 has left the Guild.
People on Vent laughing their asses off.
Player1 on Vent: I can't believe i fell for my own joke...
Oh god i can't stop laughing. That is just the greatest thing in the world, I am so doing that some time.
I am so glad you quoted this....LOLOL
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Interest
One of my favorite things in VoA, when Archavon picks up the tank -
Tank: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! (on vent/ts or just in /say, always classic)
Heh, I've done something similar. On the two mini-bosses before Thaddius, we had a hunter from guild who was on his first Naxx run.
Hunter: How will I know that the tanks get thrown?
Guild: Oh, you'll know.
<tanks get thrown>
Me in vent: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Hunter: Ahh, I see.
Regarding that, I find it funny when a dps overaggros and THEY get thrown instead.
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Arikan
Rogue pulls aggro
Tank regains aggro
Rogue re-pulls aggro
Tank can't get it back again
Panic ensues
This happens a few times during one SM run back in the day. After a bit the healer notices in the combat log the rogue isn't using feint. Rogue is asked why, since clearly aggro is an issue for them, they aren't using feint.
Rogue replies: "im saving it"
/kick rogue
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