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500 hilarious things said in an instance
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So to preface this, my pally tank's name is
Coward
.
While waiting for Naxx run, this is in /1 chat:
Person 1: Duel me.
Person 2: No.
Person 1: Duel me!
Person 2: No!
Person 1: COWARD!
Me: Yes?
**nothing for about 10 seconds
Person 1: LMAO - Uh, hi.
Me: Can I help you?
Person 1: I wasn't talking to you.
Me: And yet, here I am. Careful whom you call. :)
Person 1: Whoa.
Person 2: That was so weird.
By the time I zoned into Naxx, I had tears running down my face I was laughing so hard, and most of my raid saw it as well. Some scenes you just couldn't script better.
Edit: Spelling failure.
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So to preface this, my pally tank's name is
Coward
.
While waiting for Naxx run, this is in /1 chat:
Person 1: Duel me.
Person 2: No.
Person 1: Duel me!
Person 2: No!
Person 1: COWARD!
Me: Yes?
**nothing for about 10 seconds
Person 1: LMAO - Uh, hi.
Me: Can I help you?
Person 1: I wasn't talking to you.
Me: And yet, here I am. Careful whom you call. :)
Person 1: Whoa.
Person 2: That was so weird.
By the time I zoned into Naxx, I had tears running down my face I was laughing so hard, and most of my raid saw it as well. Some scenes you just couldn't script better.
Edit: Spelling failure.
I saw the same thing with a Warlock named Rogue in Trade Chat once.
(RandomGuyHere): LF Rogue to open
Rogue: Sorry, I'm a Lock, can't help ya.
(RestOfTradeChat): lol
I call lies!
You can't name toons after class types.
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Interest
^ Omfg win.
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Argui
Playing Classic with a guildy Mage 60 (good DPSer...) in Raid
Mage: Man, mage sucks, it relies only on mana, mana, mana, mana... Once depleted, you're stack.
Me: Use the wand then.
Mage: What's a wand?
Me: Ouch!
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Fingulfin
I call lies!
You can't name toons after class types.
Rọgue
Rỏgue
Rόgue
Rogúe
Rogûe
Rogüe
Roguè
Rogué
Roguë
I could go on.
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Naxxa 25 guild run. The top 4 dps was me(hunter) another hunter and 2 rogue. Half raid member stay on skype. A day an arrogant child DK join our guild to make raid with us and we keep it to naxxa to see how he good was... result he make 900dps buffed and he scream that he was doing 3000dps bla bla bla... so with raid leader, main tank, and main healer decide to provocate him with a "bastard mode". We The top 4 dps make's misdirection and trick of the trade on DK then tank and off tank don't make aggro and healer don't heal him.
Pull on trash 1
Tank: Pulling
Dk die almost instant, lol on skype.
DK: Wtf? why i'm dead? Healer Pls heal me next time because I make to much aggro with death and decay.
Healer: You died in 1 second how can we heal you?
DPS: Pls don't do death and decay, focus only on marked enemy.
Pull on trash 2
Tank: Pulling
Dk die almost instant, rolf on skype
DK: Again? why? i didn't do Death and decay now! Wtf? maybe i'm doing to much dps
Tank: try to wait 5 second before do everything ok?
DK: Ok...
Pull on trash 3
Tank: Pulling
Dk die almost instant, hyper lol on skype.
DK: Fxxx! I always died and this time i never attack them!
Me: Because you are an ugly undead dk and mobs hate you.
Raid: LOL
DK: Well fxxx off! if you can't keep me alive next time i will quit raid and guild! OK!
Rogue:Yes son, play more speak less pls.
DK: WTF YOU WANT FXXXING ROGUE YOU ARE ONLY THE 4° DPS IN RAID AND ME ARE BEST THEN YOU!
sKYPE: Ultra-mega-hyper lol he was the last dps even under tank!
Tank: anyway i'm.....
Pull on trash 4
Tank: Pulling
Dk die almost instant, cry for laghut in skype
DK: ferewell noob!
DK leave and /gquit
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EpicDragon
Had a rogue in my VoA group a few weeks ago...
He was the first one i invited and b4 we started i had said "only old boss" at least 5 times, so when we enter i repeat it another time and the he listened and threatened to leave so i said that we could try Emalon (the ppl weren't geared enough for that so i knew we were gonna wipe)
However , b4 we even reached Emalon he had been complaining about everyones gear and stuff... i was pretty close to kick him.
After our Emalon wipe he left and i popped up recount only to see that the tanks outDPSed him (on trash)
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