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500 hilarious things said in an instance
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Adamsm
Guildmate during a raid: Oh crap, gotta go, cat's on fire!
Post by
sillybuns
BRB 2 minutes, girlfriend wants to have sex.
Poor girl :/
But this has to be the funniest so far...
i know, only 2 minutes?
Post by
NightKnight
Some DK 'Tank' in heroic instance: 'Defence rating has nothing to do with tanking'
=|
the guy did however had nearly full epic gear he clearly couldn't tank
so we let him stay, changed tank spec myself
checked his dps, +- 50 % of total damage came from auto attack
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Post by
Syntaxis
"Twister inc. BRB."
He never returned..
Pretty weird, I'm from Europe and he is (was?) from the USA. We don't have many big natural disasters here. So I was like: "Cool, it's just another twister to him."
Guess it was his last..
Post by
Sondrizzle
"Sorry, my mom says I have to go to bed"
Post by
NeoBlackheart
"Sorry, my mom says I have to go to bed"
seen it many a time but for some reason it still makes me laugh.
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Post by
Vlet
I think we found our strat; let the tanks die and use their soulstones to clear the debuff
- ToC25 Heroic last night
Post by
Shayler
Second Bump, since this ones not locked either, and is still pretty funny too ^.^
Edit: sorry sorry, a NECRO.
Post by
Interest
I think we found our strat; let the tanks die and use their soulstones to clear the debuff
- ToC25 Heroic last night
Well that's one way to do it...
Post by
coston89
Hehehe.... I believe this happened with my old guild back in BT. My sister, the raid leader, says so much hysterical crap...it's hard to keep up with it all, but this stands out in my memory:
Raid leader:
"Oh gad hold on a sec...there's a huge $%^&roach in my room, I gotta kill it real quick."
Person:
"okay, go ahead."
<General conversation ensues for about ten minutes>
<My sister gets back to the computer just as they begin questioning where she went>
Person
: "What the...where did she go?"
Person2:
"I dunno man, she's been gone a while...y'all want to just go on?"
Raid leader:
<raid warning>
THIS IS THE ^&*!ROACH.
Raid
:
<collective wtf>
Raid leader
<raid warning>
I HAVE DEFEATED YOUR LEADER. YOU WILL NOW SERVE ME.
And then people started saying stuff about how this wouldn't be so bad, oh no poor isolde, blah blah..it was hysterical.
That is epic. I love your raid leader.
Post by
Vaeku
This was funny at the time...
So I queue up for Gnomer, first time there as a healer... It was going kind of rough as the pally tank was a few levels lower than everyone else. Anyhow, we wipe on the mobs in the tunnel leading down to Thermaplugg (someone got too close to the left side of the tunnel and aggroed the mobs on the elevated portion). We had a warlock in the group but I didn't notice that the soulstone wore off, so we completely wiped. As we ran back and re-entered the instance, the mobs had started respawning again.
So, we decide to jump down to the Hall of Gears to try and beat the respawns (there's a part that you can jump down where you don't die from fall damage). We all jump down one by one, but I think one of the DPS got a little too close to some of the respawns, and as he jumps down right after me, we both here the trogg's aggro sound.
"Uh oh guys, I think we're in trouble..."
Luckily we fell far enough that they dropped combat. Then from that point on I remind the warlock to soulstone me whenever it fades. :P
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grimmreaper6
I bet you've heard this a lot of times:
"brb, I think my mum came in the house"
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Post by
catlady
So this was right after the deathbringer fight, the druid is a friend of mine, and an amazing healer, but tends to be very clueless about fight mechanics that dont directly affect him:
Druid: Can I ask you something
Me: Of course, what is it?
Druid: I always thought I am good heal (English isnt his first language)
Me: You are! You are one of the most amazing healers I know!
Druid: But that fight makes me not so sure anymore. My healing goes way down.
Me: Uhhh. . . maybe your meters are broken. Cause it is always you or at the top, by a long shot.
Druid: Not last time, or the time before. I always get out healed. The boomkin out heal me.
Me: , the boomkin had the mark, lol. He was healing the boss.
Druid: why would he heal the boss and make it harder for you?
Me: cause, thats just what the mark does
Druid: what is the mark?
Me: Explain it. Then ask, "you didnt think I was healing in 25 man last night, did you?
Druid: I thought so, I didnt understand
A pause
Druid: I guess I didnt do a real 11k hps in 25s last night, either then
Me: no, I am afraid not. . .
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