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500 hilarious things said in an instance
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Post by
Heliotrope
So to preface this, my pally tank's name is
Coward
.
While waiting for Naxx run, this is in /1 chat:
Person 1: Duel me.
Person 2: No.
Person 1: Duel me!
Person 2: No!
Person 1: COWARD!
Me: Yes?
**nothing for about 10 seconds
Person 1: LMAO - Uh, hi.
Me: Can I help you?
Person 1: I wasn't talking to you.
Me: And yet, here I am. Careful whom you call. :)
Person 1: Whoa.
Person 2: That was so weird.
By the time I zoned into Naxx, I had tears running down my face I was laughing so hard, and most of my raid saw it as well. Some scenes you just couldn't script better.
Edit: Spelling failure.
Haha, those are so incredible. Along those lines, even if it's not instance related, I had made a new character (Night Elf, blech) on another server waiting for my own to come back up during a bad maintenence day when the following conversation occured:
Person 1: where do quest for the pet for hunter?
Me: ....
Person 2: What? The quest for your hunter pet?
Person 1: ya cuz in dolanaar i cant find it im level 10
Me: You just crit english for 500 grammar damage...
English: Ouch D:
In almost 5 years, that's one of the best random moments I've ever had.
As for best instance moment, probably in old-school MC as we were fighting through trash packs a Shaman decided he'd try to find ways to keep occupied.
Shaman: Hahahahaha
Shaman has died.
Shaman: @#$%, water walking doesn't work in lava.
MasterOfDisguise: Please do not circumvent the profanity filter.
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Post by
maswell
A few years back....
shortly after joining a pug for wailing caverns.
...Looking down list of group members...
Me : So who is going to be our tank?
Party leader: Whoever has the most health.
Me: ...
/hearthstone.
Post by
NeoBlackheart
A few years back....
shortly after joining a pug for wailing caverns.
...Looking down list of group members...
Me : So who is going to be our tank?
Party leader: Whoever has the most health.
Me: ...
/hearthstone.
I hope there was no mail wearers or a Druid in your group or I would agree with him. whoever has the most health that wears mail or a druid would be my tank.
Post by
Kerli
A few years back....
shortly after joining a pug for wailing caverns.
...Looking down list of group members...
Me : So who is going to be our tank?
Party leader: Whoever has the most health.
Me: ...
/hearthstone.
Truly, I don't think I'd care about this, even though wc iz srs bsns.
Post by
kaliko
like this happened to me..i said it, and i am ashamed of it.. but me and my old guild were in nax 10
and i am MT healer as my holy paladin. we made it to that bug boss b4 the spider..idk whats it called and well heres the conversation
tank: ok pulling boss
minutes into the fight
Me: oh %^&* ... i dont think i am holy speced...
raid: WTF....LOLOL....OMG
raid wipes.....
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Post by
Gaseraki
First raid with a decent PVE guild doing Naxx 25
They do a fairly complicated 4 point system where if you change polarity you go left if you have the same polarity you go right.
I was using
which turns you red.
FIght starts, im negative go with the others and pop my trinket
RL:"GAS YOUR POSITIVE GO TO THE POSITIVE SIDE!"
ME: "Erm im negative"
RL: "YOUR POSITIVE YOU IDEOT YOUR GOING TO WIPE US!"
ME: panics!
Never felt so confused. Debuff says negative yet raid and guild leader screaming at me to go positive. Needless to say I died shortly after as my brain exploaded and realised it was my trinket.
Another
me"WTF there is a red lazer in my room"
AFK for 5minutes
The raid thought I was assasinated by a sniper or something.
Post by
Taurgor
A few years back....
shortly after joining a pug for wailing caverns.
...Looking down list of group members...
Me : So who is going to be our tank?
Party leader: Whoever has the most health.
Me: ...
/hearthstone.
considering most tanks have about 30k+ hp i think they were right, or being sarcastic.
I didn't play yet a few years back so I missed it when lvl 15-20 tanks get a 30K+ hp buff for
Wailing Caverns
...
Anyway, was tanking a ToC normal run a while back with a Druid, Warrior, DK and a Hunter. The Warrior was a good tank, but DPS'd (no prob since my DPS spec was crap at that time), so he took on the role of leader (no prob since I'm pretty laid back, and it was normal, if anything went wrong, who cares, right?).
Just before the joust, the Hunter notices the DK is fail after a quick inspect (standard stuff for DK's it seems: DPS with half of his gear in tank) and he doesn't have any shoulders. Seriously, his shoulders slot was empty! He mentions this, but other than me, no one seems to notice.
Anyway, we wipe on the Champions and the Warrior starts to get annoyed (the usual "it's normal FFS") and notices the low DPS of the DK, and decides to inspect him.
Warrior: "WTF? How come you don't have any shoulders?"
DK: "Yeah... long story..."
/kick DK
Since he's an uber tank, he decides to four man it (after all, it's normal!).
We wipe... again... For some reason though, we manage to get the Champions down and it's the Confessor next. I do my best, but we wipe again. The Warrior is getting annoyed again, and starts saying I'm a bad tank who can't hold aggro. I of course retort it's not me and I know what I'm doing. I even check Omen more than the battle next wipe and indeed, I had aggro all the time.
Warrior: "FFS! How did you loose aggro?"
Me: "I died..."
He gets annoyed even more and decides to show the little Warrior how a real tank does it. I reluctantly change to DPS spec (part because my pride is hurt, part because my DPS spec sucked) and we go for it. We wipe again.
Warrior: "Yeah, seems I was wrong, it's nobody's fault"
Warrior: "It's just that the healer sucks"
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Angelicle
"I don't pull out....
I just bubble"
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Slovak
Right before pulling the first boss in ToC, our healer goes "WAIT! I forgot to switch specs!" /wipe.
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