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Post by
Lusky
Warning:
A bit long!
So, reported a fun little island I found with some pirates, about an hour or so during a BT fight, he responds, the GM is clearly bored.
GM: "Greeting Kalour.This is Game Master De'aerathi, May I"
have a moment of your time?
Kalour "nice timing, just died in council :)"
GM: I have read your petition and I am here to help. =)
GM: you stay away from those pirates
GM: they are a bad influence
GM: next thing I know
Kalour: but they have the best candy...
GM: I get a phone call from a goblin medic
GM: Kalour never made it
GM: he was with pirates
GM: drinking rum near the ocean
GM: he decided to wrestle a shark
GM: and
GM: *gasp*
GM: he had to res next to ORGIMAR!
GM: and I am going to have to go talk to Thrall's parents
Kalour: that shark had it coming..
GM: get the horde to let you go
GM: it's all rather very ugly
Kalour: "Well, excuse me as I pick up the pieces of my head off"
the floor. You've blown my mine and widened my
imagination.
GM: Then I feel as if I have done a good job
GM: let me tell you about these pirates
GM: you see
GM: beyond the alliance
GM: and beyond the horde
GM: there is an evil sect
GM: they are the ones that caused Mount war one
GM: the very war that Nogenfogger
GM: had slay his beloved mount shadow song
GM: these pirates are the front of the operation
GM: you know why when on Noggenfogger you cannot
dismount right?
Kalour: "my god, I never would have guessed!"
GM: I mean mount
GM: you see
GM: Long ago
GM: the mounts of Azeroth were inflamed
GM: they claimed they would ferry the humanoids no more
GM: they rose up with avengence
GM: the first night was a masacre
GM: unsuspecting riders
GM: bucked off the rises in shatrath
GM: the cities were littered with the bodies of the dead
GM: the mounts all rose up
GM: before a good resistance could be formed
GM: poor noggenfogger
Kalour: "stop, I can't breath."
GM: the stable hand
GM: had no chance
GM: The story is not finished
GM: it's a good one
Kalour: "okay, okay go"
GM: as they four hoofed devils rose up against him
GM: he was stunned
GM: he had no idea what to do
GM: how was he to turn on the very passion of his existance
GM: as he humbly sat in submission
GM: his family was killed in cold hoof
GM: with a rage Noggenfogger begun the resistance
GM: he first recruited a druid
GM: and tried to reserect his family
Kalour: my vent is laughing.
GM: but it was before the patch
GM: and they did not have a regular res
GM: alas Noggenfogger was unable to revive them in time
GM: with a rage he turned to smite the mounted * literally *
GM: forces of the four hoofed demons of Azeroth
GM: it all came down to a final battle
GM: You see
GM: Noggenfogger's last shred
Kalour: "you, sir. are the best GM on the face of the planet"
GM: last connection to humanity
GM: was his beloved mount
GM: shadow song
Kalour: "if you could like.. email this story to me, I'd love you."
GM: as the great forces collided
GM: *sure
GM: the generals came to the field
GM: Noggenfogger wielded a Mighty Blade
GM: and with it he was smighting his foes left and right
Kalour: "The Mountbringer? the Ashbringer second cousin, twice"
removed?
GM: *NICE*
GM: Alas the mount bringer
GM: turned the wings of the mounts to ash
GM: but the mounted forces had a champion of there own
GM: Shadowsong
Kalour: dun dun duuun
GM: and he had a riding skill of 450
GM: with hooves to left of him
Kalour: dear god...
GM: and hooves to the right
GM: Noggenfogger tried to confront his beloved
GM: sure he could persuade his one time friend
GM: Sensing this
GM: with a tremendous leap
Kalour: "wait, wait!"
Kalour: council!
GM: council?
Kalour: illidari
Kalour: i'm fighting and can't read!
GM: oh ok
Kalour: vanish > wipes >:D
Kalour: "ok, continue, good sir."
GM: "shadow song came face to face with his one time friend,"
"although Mount Bringer quivered with rage,"
"Noggenfogger was unable to strike down his steed, his"
"friend , his brother in rides"
GM: As noggenfogger reached out
GM: Shadow song betrayed him
GM: with a lash of his hooves he struck a mighty blow to
noggenfoggers chest
GM: so strong was the will of stout noggenfogger
GM: that with his dying breaths
GM: he slew Shadowsong
GM: before he died
GM: a general of his
GM: Morphicantus
GM: a warloc in disguise rished to the aid of his leader
GM: and with a sly smile
GM: offered to bring his leader back to life
GM: in desperation Noggenfogger aggreed
GM: and the warloc
GM: reached into noggenfogger's chest
GM: and removed his crushed heart
GM: replacing it with that of Shadow song
Kalour: and mixed it into a frothy beverage?
GM: his beloved steed
Kalour: close enough...
GM: Noggenfogger would live
GM: but alas with a curse
GM: everything touched by the one time hero
GM: cannot ride any beast
GM: at first it was not an issue
GM: but as time passed
GM: and the mounts of Azeroth were once again subjugated
to the Bipedal Humanoids
GM: Less and less people wanted anything to do with poor
lonely noggenfogger
Kalour: "and all because of some intoxicated, shark wrestling, rum"
"chugging, pirates.."
GM: his only recourse in a bitter life
GM: is to make a frothy brew that while very potent
GM: does not allow you to ride your steed
GM: so you see my friend
GM: those pirates
GM: are nothing
GM: but trouble
GM: you stay away from them
GM: *also they are test zones that can mess up your
character*
Kalour: this is the part where I give you my email and you send
this to me? :D
GM: *and it's not a good idea no telling how it can affect you*
Kalour: really? o.o
GM: yep
GM: and sure
GM: I'll send a copy to your registered email
Kalour: "alright, cool."
End.
Post by
blademeld
/bow
Post by
Artinz
ummmm.... wtf?
Post by
kestun
That... was... amazing...
I never would have guessed.
Post by
Lusky
I'd actually like to hear some other people's crazy happenings with GM's.
Share them if you got 'em!
Post by
152066
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Post by
Interest
I agree, that is the best GM in the world...of Warcraft.
Post by
Artinz
I got a ticket answered once... spent like 15 minutes talking to him only to find out that they thought that my quest log saying
-13/10 wasn't incorrect.
Post by
georgelopes
Warning:
A bit long!
So, reported a fun little island I found with some pirates, about an hour or so during a BT fight, he responds, the GM is clearly bored.
End.
well did he fix it?..and what the heck was your problem that you reported?
Post by
Fizzles
That GM is really cool. the Chromaggus EU ones are really crap. :(
Good job I'm moving to Stormscale EU. :P
But I doubt the Blizzard heads will like it... he spent like 4 days and a Council wipe to tell you stay away from the under-constuction island.
Still, it's funny.
Post by
Lusky
well did he fix it?..and what the heck was your problem that you reported?
I just send in tickets a lot to talk to GM's for the heck of it.
Figure they deserve a break from the noobs getting stuck in trees. (<-- Quote from GM)
Most of the ones I talk to are cool too, if you start off a GM ticket %^&*ed and angry, they're not gonna be nice. If you start if off friendly, most will reply friendly... or, maybe I'm just lucky with GM's.
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165617
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Post by
Fennrahn
Posting in an epic thread.
/I approve
All the GMs I talk to seem to be boring, other than one who talked with me a while about Portal.
xD
Also: question, where was the island?
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214567
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165617
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Post by
Fennrahn
While questing on my pally, i had a three hour conversation with a GM once, we are talking about a ton of random stuff, and then i brought up the "Hotbawx vs Explitive high-profile duel" and he had me go find it on youtube for him. haha.
I asked him if he had to pay for weapon training, and he said that the weapon masters pay him to train them, in real gold coins, like IRL. haha.
and the whole time he was mocking me while i was trying to solo a group quest , but when i did that he /bowed
>_<
I don't get it, what tickets do you submit to get them to talk with you for so long?
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Post by
BobTheGreat
im posting in an epic thread...FIRST PAGE TOO!
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