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Post by
irharry
Lol when i first started wow like 3 years ago in the early days, my brother got me into the game he was a NE hunter. So i loved the game and made a human lock not knowing anything about anything. when i first started leveling i used to think that stabbing mobs or bashing them with my dagger/staff whilst my imp was the best way to kill mobs, and i even bought a better grey dagger from them vendors and was even linking it to my friends saying like my new weapon : /
I was the same!
The first toon i played was a tauren warrior. I found a grey mace on a vendor that I couldn't afford so I went on gold farm mission (well..... silver farm..... i think it was about 60 silver) to save enough to buy it. I found that mace at level 13, I finally saved enough gold to buy it at lvl 16, and I thought I was the shizzle with it.
oh the noobishness!
Post by
tyranite
Idiot s3 Retri Pala Cleansed my UA and it critted for 5,4k xD
Post by
orloxgr
I waswith some randoms at kara. Not a prety good group. At Currator I died around 10%. I had Co Doom on him. They manage to kill Currator but the Doomguard wipped them all :P
Post by
Alathe
my experiments / trials with doomguards:
Try one w/ new CoDoom: Oh hey, He's guaranteed now!
Cast on mob, DL for a min (get really low) and he spawns. I go,
"sweet, my first doomguard. Wait... he's red"
He proceeds to one-shot me.
"ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"
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Alathe
Trial two, remembering I need to enslave him this time:
Banish a treant, CoDoom him, and wait. re banish and it noms the tick. damn.
Banish another treant. CoDoom him. Doom spawns, CoEl, Enslave.
Sweet, I've got him now. let's go kick some ass.
*Send him in*
*Enslave breaks on first hit*
*He kills me*
F doomguards ><
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Barkend
It isn't a warlock story, but happened with my warlock.
I started to play one year ago, and when I reached 58, they told me to go leveling in Outlands, but they don't told how I go there.
After tried to go by Deadwind Pass (fail, killed by the NPC in Darkshore) and a (fictional) cavern between STV and Blasted Lands (fail again, I entered in Zul'Gurub), I gone by swim from Booty Bay to Swamp of Sorrows. It was a pain in the ass.
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Godwynn
Idiot s3 Retri Pala Cleansed my UA and it critted for 5,4k xD
I'm pretty sure that in the entire time I ground marks for the S2 set, my UA was dispelled ONCE. It was frustrating.
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Post by
victor2008
Funniest and most stupid moment as a lock.
First time doing Netherspite about 4 days ago. I as assigned to the blue beam and me not knowing what it does just saw my damage going up thinking "Oh yeaaaah....."
Needless to say, 1 immolation, a curse of agony, corruption, immolation aura, in demon form, with trinket popped and molten core up I pulled aggro and died.
Amazing though seeing immolation aura tick for 1.6k damage though... :D
You couldnt pull arggo on netherspite. He will only attack the target that blocked the red beam
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