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Hilarious/sad/stupid/pathetic/noobish moments in WoW
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Post by
Goose
So, I was reading the "200 Things You Don't Want To Hear From Your Healer/Tank" threads, and I got inspired to make this one. Here you can share all your funny/sad/stupid whatever stories about things that happened to you in WoW.
I'll start off:
I was playing on my Paladin, and I was Prot spec. I see the message "LF1M Tank zf", so I ask to join, and I get invited by the group leader, a Rogue.
Me: Hey guys!
Rogue: Hey!
Priest: i'm the healer!
Me: Ok, good to know :P
Priest: lol why we need another healer?
Rogue: We don't. What'dya mean?
Priest: kick the pala, we dont need another healer
Me: That's alright, I'm Prot spec, I'm tanking
Priest: lol wut?
Rogue: Yeah, he's tanking
Priest: lol
Priest has left the party.
W from Priest: lol naab prot is for noobs
W to Priest: Actually, Paladins make perfectly fine tanks... I mean, it could use some imporvement, but for an instance such as ZF, it's totally fine.
W from Priest: ****ing n00b
W to Priest: Now that was a bit unnecessary, don't you think?
Priest is ignoring you
Unfortunately, not the only time that has happened.
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Post by
Shlee
Hay, im a belf lock and i got this.
You have been removed from the party.
W to partyleader: eh?
W to me: You not fucking healing!!!!
W to partyleader: -.- im a lock
You are been ignored.
the timer ticked and on the last few seconds i get a reinvite... But i already got hearthed to Org >.<
W to me: Sorry i thought locks could heal :S
Lesson; Learn2plaY ;P
Post by
XxDeathxX
I was doing a 5 man with a PUG group and i was asked to get my pet to OT. I had bad experiences doing this so I asked the healer to put some heals on him . It was normal ramparts and the healer and me were 70. He said alright and we did the next pull and my pet got no heals, and died. SO I was like wtf, and he said oh I didn't see his health bar, I'll heal him this time. Same thing happens again, and I see that he's doing it on purpose....
So I'm like i'll fix him. I put misdirection on him and multi shot a group of creeps and the healer died. After he died I said oh I thought you were the tank.
Well he got the message and started putting some heals onto my pet:D
Hunter 1 Priest 0
Post by
vukashin
A few days ago lvl70 hunter /w me in Shatrath with this:
"What is kite, how to do that, is it ability, spell????"
i laughed my ass off the chair....
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Post by
ruleofthumb
When my rogue was level 11 a 12 Mage challenged me to a duel. I accept the challenge, and during the fight, the mage randomly Sheeps me for a few seconds, I didnt mind, hell he was healing me!
After I beat him this is how the conversation went:
Mage: /y HEALER! HEALER! YOU USED POTIONS IN A DUEL!
Me: um....Polymorph heals me...read the tooltip...
-few seconds go by-
Me: Yeah, how 'bout that?
-another few seconds go by-
Mage: /y HEALER! HEALER! CHEATER!
Yeah....definitely made me laugh.
Also, I love it when my Hunter or Rogue passes through lowbie zones and the Alliance questing there attack me... Haha, I let them have fun whacking at me for a few seconds, then I murder them. But its funny to think what would drive them to do it.
Post by
rayford
I've got two.
1) Back pre-TBC, I was in Scholo. We were at the last boss. We had a Prot Warrior (Tig), me (Enhancement, but healing that run), my wife on her Feral Druid, Malgayne (yes, THAT Malgayne) on his Lock, and somebody else. Don't remember who.
Well, we're standing back a bit, and Mal has his voidwalker out, when all of a sudden Mal gets hit with that shadow aura that damages you. His VW was on defensive, so naturally he charged after the source of the damage:
Lord Alexei Barov
. The VW immediately gets WTFpwnt, and then we do shortly after.
2) Again, pre-TBC. My wife and I again (wife was healing this time). Tig (the Warrior) was there as well. We had a Hunter friend of ours (Bog) with us, as well as a Rogue (Squishy). We were at the pull right before the spider boss,
Mother Smolderweb
, when Squishy had to go AFK to answer her phones. So, we're at the base of the hill. Up the hill is the spider, and to our right is that little nook with all the humanoid mobs. I'm talking to my wife, when I see Bog FIRING AT THE MOBS! Next thing I see is 8 mobs rush towards him.
Needless to say, we wiped. But the best part? Squishy lived, and apparently her boyfriend had called. While she was talking to him, she saw what was happening, and, in her own words, shouted at him, "HOLY CRAP I GOTTA GO!" and then hung up. He called her back later and asked what happened, and she told him that her character was about to die. Then he said that she cared more about her toon then she did about him. She agreed that she did. : P
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Malgayne
Here's a weird one. At one point my lvl 50-odd mage was part of a rough group in Maraudon. We wiped, the shaman popped his ankh and rezzed everyone, and we decided to call it so I teleported to Orgrimmar.
I was headed back to the mailbox and the bank from the Valley of Spirits, and I noticed that I didn't have enough health left to jump down. I didn't have any light feathers either, so my though was--I'll jump down, and then halfway down I'll cast Blink. The teleport will reset my fall timer, and I won't take damage when I hit the ground.
This might have even worked, had I not had a sudden lagspike.
Instead, what happened was I jumped to the ground, and halfway down I hit the blink button. My mage did the casting animation, but the spell didn't go off and instead I fell all the way to the ground. Miraculously I survived, with about 25 health--except then lag caught up with me. The blink went off, and I teleported BACK up into the air where I had originally cast the spell, fell again, and died instantly. =/
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Malgayne
Also, on alliance side on my server there's a tailor named "Armani". He sells vanity clothing and bags exclusively, at ridiculous prices. But people buy them anyway because they say <Made by Armani> on them--just like real life.
Post by
hawke
Needless to say, we wiped. But the best part? Squishy lived, and apparently her boyfriend had called. While she was talking to him, she saw what was happening, and, in her own words, shouted at him, "HOLY CRAP I GOTTA GO!" and then hung up. He called her back later and asked what happened, and she told him that her character was about to die. Then he said that she cared more about her toon then she did about him. She agreed that she did. : P
Haha, best one ever :)
Also, on alliance side on my server there's a tailor named "Armani". He sells vanity clothing and bags exclusively, at ridiculous prices. But people buy them anyway because they say <Made by Armani> on them--just like real life.
You gotta be kidding me.... right ?
Post by
rayford
Also, on alliance side on my server there's a tailor named "Armani". He sells vanity clothing and bags exclusively, at ridiculous prices. But people buy them anyway because they say <Made by Armani> on them--just like real life.
You gotta be kidding me.... right ?
Nope, he's not. Mal and I both play on Draenor. The guy really exists.
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Post by
ajz2k
okey, so me and 3 of my friends are looking for a tank for heroic slavepens, and after a long search (this was like, in the middle of the night) we got one. however, he seemed fairly unused to tanking, and when some of our cc broke earlier then expected he used his aoefear, pulled another group and we wiped.
so far so "good"
then, when we are corpserunning back, he suddenly asks one of my friends "how can you walk on water?"
and we were like O.o
... and i laughed hard
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