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Interest
There was a jerk sitting on his mammoth on the flight master in Dal. I had the FP master selected somehow but didn't realize it. To help other people out, I threw a baby spice . . .
That sounds like the perfect griefing tactic.
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cosmicguen
In tonight's ICC 10 alt/newbie run with the guild, I'm healing on my druid.
Valithria, I'm supposed to be healing the dragon. I start healing, portals spawn, I grab orbs, more healing, repeat. We wipe...we hit the soft enrage, raid is overwhelmed by adds, and the dragon's health bar is not even close to full. Eh? I know I had about 30 stacks and I was healing my little heart out, so wtf? Oh well...try again. It happens again.
This time I actually flicked over to the healing meter to see what I was doing wrong. The shammy was
miles
ahead of me on healing done. I'd barely done any healing at all.
Turns out that healing yourself does
not
heal the dragon. Who'd have thought? /shame
Post by
Bozicek
Long time ago
PuG VoA (dont know if it was 10 or 25. I would bet 10), me and DK as tanks.
DK says: I can solo tank him, pala go dps.
Me OK, RL was a little hmmm, but OK lets go.
We fail, and little time left on our table.
RL screams, pala go tank and gogogogogo. Put on my gear, change spec...gogogogo
As always (just my luck in life. I never get easy tanking jobs) me on adds.
We start. Pick up adds. One run away. Ok maybe DK taunt him. Grab him. The other one runs away. Crap. Grab that one also.
Add spawns. Taunt. He is in my corner. Hey, why are you running back to that mage...AAAAA...And so on and so on. Me jumping here and there, taunting, using Righteous Defense and so on.
We made it and someone says NOOB tank
I felt like $%^&. WTF was wrong man. And than it hits me.
When i just want to say: Ups guys Righteous Fury heh; but didnt.
Better be noob tank than stupid tank
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Interest
TRH: That Retarded Horse.
That Retarded Horse
Lol you quoted me in your sig.
Post by
Krutos
When I was still playing, the (not so epic, imo) fail I came across was this:
My shammy was specced to ele and was asked to heal in Scarlet Monastery (can't remember which wing it was though). And I actually did try that...Didn't work
Post by
Interest
Raid with 6 priests for VoA-25.
Healing priest gloves drop.
There's 4 shadow priests in the raid.
All the priests roll.
Guess who won? A shadow priest.
No loot rules were called. *sighs*
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Post by
xerae550
Today in Icc10:
Elemental Shaman
71/0/0
3400 dps
with the 30% buff.
We were on Festergut by the time we called him out, I guess wiping on fester is the only reason anyone thought it to be a dps issue..
At least he did 200 more dps than the hunter I had in icc25 the night before:
Hunter gemmed for intellect, spirit, resil, and strength, in addition to a few ap gems. The leader didn't inspect anyone, so he made it in.
Festergut. Didn't move a muscle the entire fight, instantly died on the first blight. Next attempt, he started moving, but ran with the 3rd spore that runs off by itself. He managed a whopping 3000 dps the entire run, it's amazing no one noticed, but he gets kicked, nerdrages, pulls boss, everyone's outside the door, he dies, Fester resets.
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Pwntiff
Back when Archavon was the only boss in VoA, I was still deciding whether I should gear my Boomkin for Feral tank or Resto. I through the half set of Feral gear I had on to compare to the bear tank since we were still waiting on someone.
He gets back, we pull, and I wonder why I'm OOM in 3 rotations. Yep, I forgot to put my caster gear back on. I quickly switch my staffs and Innervate, but I was still living on MP5. Sad part was, I was still in the top half of the damage in a 25man raid.
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Vaeku
My first time in Nexus today, had an 80 tank who decided to just chainpull everything. Well, after the second boss, in my rush to get over to him (he was moving REALLY fast) and the pack he was on, I didn't realize that there were chunks missing from the platforms, and I promptly jump off of one platform, miss one below, and plummet to my death (there was a boomkin ahead of me, but I jumped off just as they turned to go a different way).
Then I get disconnected.
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Interest
Back when Archavon was the only boss in VoA, I was still deciding whether I should gear my Boomkin for Feral tank or Resto. I through the half set of Feral gear I had on to compare to the bear tank since we were still waiting on someone.
He gets back, we pull, and I wonder why I'm OOM in 3 rotations. Yep, I forgot to put my caster gear back on. I quickly switch my staffs and Innervate, but I was still living on MP5. Sad part was, I was still in the top half of the damage in a 25man raid.
I remember back when one of our groups hit the enrage timer on 25-man Archavon.
Good times.
Good times.
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Post by
Eudundy
One that happened recently, on my dwarf shaman, in BFD. (wall inc)
Group was:
Dwarf shaman: Me
Gnome fire mage
Gnome frost mage
Dwarf warr tank
Worgen druid healer
The group started, everything starts out fine, no major problems until, the tank pulls as the healer DC's, and tank dies. so he runs back and then:
Tank: Omg mage, ever heard of slow? I hate PVE noobs like you who dont know how to play!
(me and the frost mage say pretty much the same thing): Dude chill out its just game, no need to get angry.
Tank: lol you noobs are just QQ now cause i called you a noobs? You must be like little kids
Do you live in Disney land or something?
Frost: when did we QQ?
Tank: "Chill out, its only a game" thats when
Tank: you guys must not live the real world
(at this time we correct one or two of his spelling errors which made him nigh unintelligibly)
Tank: omfg only nerds correct spelling, I dont spend my time reading stupid words (dead serious, he said something along these lines)
Rest of the grp: XD
Tank: I mean, i Dont know what to say, you guys are the biggest nerds i have ever seen, Kick me so i can get a new grp
Tank: are you all like in the same book club or something?
Me: No just normal people...
(By this time i realize he is a troll)
Tank: I have a life and better things to do, at least i get p""y
Please kick me so i can get a new grp,
(at this time we kick)
He HAD to have been a troll, i nearly died laughing after this.
Post by
tuckmuck203
One that happened recently, on my dwarf shaman, in BFD. (wall inc)
Group was:
Dwarf shaman: Me
Gnome fire mage
Gnome frost mage
Dwarf warr tank
Worgen druid healer
The group started, everything starts out fine, no major problems until, the tank pulls as the healer DC's, and tank dies. so he runs back and then:
Tank: Omg mage, ever heard of slow? I hate PVE noobs like you who dont know how to play!
(me and the frost mage say pretty much the same thing): Dude chill out its just game, no need to get angry.
Tank: lol you noobs are just QQ now cause i called you a noobs? You must be like little kids
Do you live in Disney land or something?
Frost: when did we QQ?
Tank: "Chill out, its only a game" thats when
Tank: you guys must not live the real world
(at this time we correct one or two of his spelling errors which made him nigh unintelligibly)
Tank: omfg only nerds correct spelling, I dont spend my time reading stupid words (dead serious, he said something along these lines)
Rest of the grp: XD
Tank: I mean, i Dont know what to say, you guys are the biggest nerds i have ever seen, Kick me so i can get a new grp
Tank: are you all like in the same book club or something?
Me: No just normal people...
(By this time i realize he is a troll)
Tank: I have a life and better things to do, at least i get p""y
Please kick me so i can get a new grp,
(at this time we kick)
He HAD to have been a troll, i nearly died laughing after this.
Next time don't kick him. If you kick him, he doesn't get the debuff. If he leaves, he'll get the debuff (Or at least be on his way towards getting the debuff if he leaves anothe rgroup or two, he'll get it)
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