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So I am in a competition.....
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Post by
protosega
Me and like 25 people are haveing a copmition and we eash get 2 pick a web site 2 get help from i got lucky and picked wow head the ruels are..
1... the winner is the one who gets the most buffs on his/her char
2.... the buffs can not be class related except a soul stone
3...pots are allound and so are scrool
4....each player is gives a 5000g limit
5..guild money supplied
so can nay one help me win winner get the reward of..saying ima better than you!
Post by
Toldry
lol yh u shud liek surch fr buffz in wowhed n pwn dem in dat thing lol
gt tailor 2 mke buffz 4 u dey are imba lol nerf
Do you enjoy reading that?
Post by
protosega
i know i would get a BSs so ial just go 2 wowwiki or something beacues all i get here is BS answers so i suck at spelling most people do
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Post by
protosega
**** this every one here is a ****
Post by
Toldry
Do something about your spelling.
Its unbearable.
Do you even know what unbearable is?
I think not.
If you would spell correctly and spend actual effort at spelling, I'd gladly help you.
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184848
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protosega
What is this effort of wtich you speek?
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Toldry
Although I suck at Early Modern English, I'll try anyway.
Thou should get all three of them Paladin blessing for they are many and vary and will supply thou with a grand advantage over thoues opponents. Creating a party with a them strage blue skinned and hooved phenomenal creatures from Draenor shall also present you with two different 'buffs' as you call them, thee 'buffs' art thou named "Inspiring Pressance" and "Heroic Presence" them creatures could as well bless thou with the "Blessing of the Naaru" spell which they often use.
If thous Horde, There art thou alternative "buffs" that can be achieved by talking to thee witch doctor in a area named "Sen'jil Village" in Durotar.
I could post more available buffs, but I don't wanna.
I fail at Early Modern English, but at least I tried to make this more entertaining.
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Post by
Toldry
Alright, I think I get it... become an alchemist!
Buy cheap stuff like troll's blood potion and those armor potions... uh... a few NPC's give out buffs... its really all situational. Not much we can do for you here, sorry mate.
I noticed you are trying to help him.
You might not understand that "**** this every one here is a ****" means
"#$%^ this, everyone here is a <INSERT RANDOM INSULT HERE>"
And "everyone" includes you.
He just called you a <INSERT RANDOM INSULT HERE>and you're still trying to help him?
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Queggy
Although I suck at Early Modern English, I'll try anyway.
Thou should get all three of them Paladin blessing for they are many and vary and will supply thou with a grand advantage over thoues opponents. Creating a party with a them strage blue skinned and hooved phenomenal creatures from Draenor shall also present you with two different 'buffs' as you call them, thee 'buffs' art thou named "Inspiring Pressance" and "Heroic Presence" them creatures could as well bless thou with the "Blessing of the Naaru" spell which they often use.
If thous Horde, There art thou alternative "buffs" that can be achieved by talking to thee witch doctor in a area named "Sen'jil Village" in Durotar.
I could post more available buffs, but I don't wanna.
I fail at Early Modern English, but at least I tried to make this more entertaining.
No, real Early Modern English is:
King Arthur:
How does it... um... how does it work?
Sir Lancelot:
I know not, my liege.
King Arthur:
Consult the Book of Armaments.
Brother Maynard
: Armaments, chapter two, verses nine through twenty-one.
Cleric:
And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and large chu...
Brother Maynard:
Skip a bit, Brother...
Cleric:
And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.
Brother Maynard
: Amen.
All:
Amen.
King Arthur:
Right. One... two... five.
Galahad:
Three, sir.
King Arthur:
Three.
Post by
Toldry
IWhen I play WoW, I also try to make the game as ridiculous as possible.
Do you have a female pink pony tailed protection gnome with a elekk?
I think not!
Post by
Toldry
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah....
At least I tried.
I always forget to use "Shalt" :<
How about YOU try to speak (Rather type) in early modern English?
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Post by
Queggy
Blah blah blah
blah blah blah blah blah....
At least I tried.
I always forget to use "Shalt" :<
How rude, i thought the Randomness forum would apreciate me posting a Monty Python quote.
Pontius Pilate:
So, yaw fatha was a Woman? Who was he?
Brian:
He was a Centurion, in the Jerusalem Garrisons.
Pontius Pilate:
Weally? What was his name?
Brian:
'Naughtius Maximus'.
Pontius Pilate:
Centuwion, do we have anyone of that name in the gawwison?
Centurion:
Well, no, sir.
Pontius Pilate
: Well, you sound vewy sure. Have you checked?
Centurion
: Well, no, sir. Umm, I think it's a joke, sir... like, uh, 'Sillius Soddus' or... 'Biggus ^&*!us', sir.
Pontius Pilate:
What's so funny about "Biggus @#$%us? "
Centurion:
Well, it's a joke name, sir.
Pontius Pilate:
I have a vewy gweat fwiend in Wome called 'Biggus !@#$us'.
Pontius Pilate:
Silence! What is all this insolence? You will find yourself in gladiator school vewy quickly with wotten behaviour like that.
Brian
: Can I go now, sir?
Brian:
Aaah! Eh.
Pontius Pilate:
Wait till Biggus $%^&us hears of this!
Pontius Pilate:
Wight! Take him away!
Centurion:
Oh, sir, he - he only...
Pontius Pilate
: No, no. I want him fighting wabid, wild animals within a week.
Centurion:
Yes, sir. Come on, you.
Pontius Pilate:
I will not have my fwiends widiculed by the common soldiewy. - - Anybody else feel like a little... giggle... when I mention my fwiend... Biggus...
Pontius Pilate:
... &*!@us?
Pontius Pilate:
What about you? Do you find it... wisible... when I say the name... 'Biggus'...
Pontius Pilate:
... ^&*!us?
Pontius Pilate
: He has a wife, you know. You know what she's called? She's called... 'Incontinentia'... Incontinentia Buttocks
Pontius Pilate:
Stop! What is all this?
Pontius Pilate
: I've had enough of this wowdy webel sniggewing behaviour. Silence! Call yourselves Pwaetowian guards? You're not - Seize him! Seize him! Blow your noses and seize him!
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