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Mathematical proof that God exists
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Lemma
If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
And:
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But:
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
Finally:
L-O-V-E-O-F-G-O-D
12+15+22+5+15+6+7+15+4 = 101%
Therefore, one can conclude with
mathematical certainty
that although hard work and knowledge will get you close, and attitude will get you there, it's the Love of God that will put you over the top!
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Lemma
This might end in flames...flamewar I mean. It's usually not good to discuss religion- people get touchy.
Well, to quote Eminem: "damn, how much damage can you do wit' a pen?"
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Wildhorn
This might end in flames...flamewar I mean. It's usually not good to discuss religion- people get touchy.
Only stupid people get touchy with religion or politic discuss.
To the OP, i loled so hard :)
And I could add:
V-e-n-e-r-a-t-e-S-a-t-a-n
22+5+14+5+18+1+20+5+19+1+20+1+14=154%
It beats Love of God :P
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inmediasres
ERICCARTMAN = 105%
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lordbovine
This might end in flames...flamewar I mean. It's usually not good to discuss religion- people get touchy.
Only stupid people get touchy with religion or politic discuss.
To the OP, i loled so hard :)
And I could add:
V-e-n-e-r-a-t-e-S-a-t-a-n
22+5+14+5+18+1+20+5+19+1+20+1+14=154%
It beats Love of God :P
I lol'd. IRL. Just to let you know.
Holla holla get dolla
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L33tsauce
B-o-w-D-o-w-n-T-o-R-i-c-h-a-r-d
2+15+23+4+15+23+14+20+15+18+9+3+8+1+18+4 = 192%
Proving
Richard
> God
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catzmeow
B-o-w-D-o-w-n-T-o-R-i-c-h-a-r-d
2+15+23+4+15+23+14+20+15+18+9+3+8+1+18+4 = 192%
Proving
Richard
> God
This is
MADNESS!!!!
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L33tsauce
B-o-w-D-o-w-n-T-o-R-i-c-h-a-r-d
2+15+23+4+15+23+14+20+15+18+9+3+8+1+18+4 = 192%
Proving
Richard
> God
This is
MADNESS!!!!
Madness?
THIS! IS! FOR PONY!
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Interest
...
/bashes own head against concrete wall
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megatinker
I-A-M-T-H-E-B-E-S-T-Y-O-U-N-O-O-B-S-M-U-A-H-A-H-A-H-A
9+1+13+20+8+5+2+5+19+20+25+15+15+2+19+13+21+1+8+1+8+1+8+1=240% :)
Post by
L33tsauce
W-e-i-r-d-A-l-Y-a-n-k-o-v-i-c-I-s-T-h-e-A-w-e-s-o-m-e-s-a-u-c-e
It's too much math for mah little head!
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