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Pepsi - Innocent Soda . . . or Communist Plot?
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Queggy
“Pepsi – a carbonated beverage that is produced and manufactured by PepsiCo. It is sold in stores, restaurants and from vending machines.”
. . . Or is it . . .
Recent studies have shown that Pepsi is not what it pretends to be. Pepsi is not actually an innocent refreshing beverage, it is actually a Communist plot for world-domination! Listen, and I will reveal to you dear reader how Communism is even now creeping into our homes and threatening innocent lives! Coca-Cola, the famous soft drink, is an American product. Read the excerpt from Wikipedia, and observe the knowledge I have attained.
“Coca-Cola is a type of carbonated soft drink sold in stores, restaurants and vending machines in more than 200 countries. It is produced by The Coca-Cola Company and is often referred to simply as Coke. Originally intended as a patent medicine when it was invented in the late 19th century by John Pemberton, Coca-Cola was bought out by businessman Asa Griggs Candler, whose marketing tactics
led Coke to its dominance of the world soft drink market throughout the 20th century.”
(The bolding is my own.)
Now as we all know Communists would like nothing more than to gain world dominance in any way possible. And how do you think they would act if they observed that their hated enemies, the Americans, were already controlling the market of soft-drinks all over the world? They would retaliate of course! Observe this next excerpt from Wikipedia:
“The word Pepsi comes from the Greek word "pepsi" (πέψη), which is a medical term, describing the food dissolving process within one's stomach.
It is also a medical term, that describes a problem with one's stomach to dissolve foods properly.”
(The bolding is again my own.)
Is it not now obvious? The Communists had come up with the plan to flood the market with a cheap imitation of the already popular Coke, because they knew that the lousy taste-buds of the Americans would notice no difference, and there-by not caring whether they bought Coke or Pepsi. But then the Communists thought,
“Why not add an almost undetectable side-effect?”
And this is what they did! They have added a special poison into Pepsi that interferes with your bodies ability to digest food, there-by weakening their opponents! Notice also their evil humour by naming their concoction Pepsi! (Refer back to the second Wiki quote.) Below is yet another Wikipedia quote:
“Pepsi was banned from import in India in 1970 for having refused to release the list of its ingredients.”
See how the Communists refuse to list the ingredients? It is because if the people of earth saw the horrific plague that the Communists have unleashed upon the world, they would all rise up and band together to stop Communism. Below is yet another quote proving that Pepsi is an evil communist plot:
“In Russia, Pepsi initially had a larger market share than Coke but it was undercut once the Cold War ended. In 1972, Pepsico company struck a barter agreement with the then government of the Soviet Union, in which Pepsico was granted exportation and Western marketing rights to Stolichnaya vodka in exchange for importation and Soviet marketing of Pepsi-Cola. This exchange led to Pepsi-Cola being the first foreign product sanctioned for sale in the U.S.S.R..”
Notice how they grant Pepsi special privileges? It is because it is a drink or their own fermenting! So my dearest reader, now you have been informed of the evil ways of Pepsi and Communism, so I urge you now to do your part and help prevent global domination! Drink Coke, not Pepsi! Spread the word!
~ Queggy
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Ayline
I like the concept of Socialism. Complete equality across all current barriers. The problem is everyone who has attempted to create a perfect socialist society has been either shunned by the capitalist world who sees any change as automatically negative and don't look at the positives; or the person who is attempting to create the society is corrupt by the allure of complete power and becomes a communist dictator who claims he works for the good of the country but really wants power.
The only way I see to create a perfect socialist society in which everyone is equal is if everyone in the society has the same idea of what that society would be like. This has never occurred because the founder is corrupt, or he is covered with negative propaganda by other countries who are afraid of change.
If, however, everyone in the country agreed that total equality was the best thing for the country a perfect socialist society could arise, but that isn't likely to happen in today's world. The upper class don't want to be lowered to the "level" of the middle and will fight to always be better than the other classes.
Sorry for the wall of text, I just like to make both sides of an argument clear before people all go to one side without hearing the other.
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Dogel
Queggy, have you been on drugs again?
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Aedalas
WTB some of what he's smoking. Also WTB a Pepsi.
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Queggy
It's true I tell you! All true! And as to me taking drugs, I'll have you know I have never taken any illegal drugs in my life!
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Post by
Dhazy
OH MAH GAWD I NEW IT.
That's why I drink Coca-Cola.
There's a study that if you drink excessive amounts of Diet Pepsi every day for a while, you could
DIE
?!? :U
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Queggy
OH MAH GAWD I NEW IT.
That's why I drink Coca-Cola.
There's a study that if you drink excessive amounts of Diet Pepsi every day for a while, you could
DIE
?!? :U
if you drink any diet drink you could die, theres a chemical in diet sodas that turns to formaldehyde in your liver, which over time can kill you
What?! Isn't formaldahyde the stuff the put lab bodies in to preserve them?
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Toldry
Communists
Biology
Poisoning
Cola
Whats next?
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Queggy
Sorry to be bad but...pepsi in greek means the procedure that takes place in the stomach area, in order to dissolve food, ITS NOT A PROBLEM
Please read the whole quote:
“The word Pepsi comes from the Greek word "pepsi" (πέψη), which is a medical term, describing the food dissolving process within one's stomach. It is also a medical term, that describes a problem with one's stomach to dissolve foods properly.”
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