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Post by
Inolor
Piece of Art
What a great day,
to make some art.
All the materials,
are on the cart.
We should start here,
where the heart is.
With an orc's spirit,
he'll never miss.
For the legs,
a tauren will do.
Faster than him,
are very few.
A human's chest,
will hold it up.
I'll attach another,
for I don't trust the grubs.
The arms of dwarves,
will make it steady.
One more part,
and it will be ready.
For brilliance and excellence,
a piece of gnome.
And for persistence a blood elf,
snitched from her home.
Composed of two,
the brain is complete.
My abomination,
looks rather neat.
Post by
Inolor
Darnassus
I touch the ground,
and I feel life.
I'm in Darnassus,
the night elves's hive.
From the Howling Oak,
to the Temple of the Moon.
The city flourishes,
in a perfect tune.
The druids sleep,
the worgen howl.
In this tranquility,
nothing is foul.
A straight life,
I find in this land.
Priestess Tyrande,
bless me where I stand.
Post by
Inolor
The Invasion Begins
Just another day,
selling the supplies I had.
Even the Dark Portal,
is still a bright red.
WHAT IS THIS,
THE PORTAL IS RED!
WHAT'S GOING ON,
HAVE I GONE MAD?
WHY ARE BLACK ORCS,
ATTACKING BOTH SIDES!
WHY ARE THEY HERE,
BEING CALLED THE IRON TIDE?
Psss, Apone come here,
I'm behind the barrel.
Come here quickly,
for you're in great peril.
What's going on Dekrok,
are they your friends?
They are killing everyone,
their slaughter has no end.
They're no ally,
not part of the Horde.
They're weapons look familiar,
for I've seen before their swords.
What do we do,
should we run?
Death is assured,
if we fire a gun.
This is a battle,
we cannot win.
Run to Nethergarde,
your time runs thin.
What about you,
Dreadmaul Hold is far.
You won't make it,
without any scars.
A signal of explosives,
I will light.
Like a true orc,
I die tonight.
Post by
Inolor
Forbidden Delights
Oh a visitor,
hello dear.
Searching for food?
It's right here.
Would you like,
Beer-Basted Short Ribs?
They're popular with adults,
but not suitable for kids.
Maybe you like raw meat,
then have some tartare.
Easily found,
on an island not far.
How about some nuggets,
with Green Ham and Eggs?
Even if they don't go together,
they still taste quite rad.
Meat Pies with a side of Dumplings,
will make you drool.
No one can resist,
you will act like a ghoul.
How about a liver,
from the lake in Tirisfal.
There is nothing to worry,
it didn't use it at all.
When you are done,
drink some Stormwind Surprise.
I made it with enchanters,
friends who were guys.
A cut of tenderloin,
and burning stake.
I will always be here,
you will never be late.
Post by
Inolor
The Appointment
Next, the doctor screams,
for he has little time to waste.
A patient comes in,
and leaves with great haste.
I am here doctor,
ready for your torture.
You will examine me,
with no kindness or order.
Eva my dear,
why so blunt?
I am gentle,
hurt you I shan't.
Is that what you told my husband?
The man I love?
He is no longer here,
for you sent him above!
All your doubts,
I will douse thin.
Now settle down,
the doctor is in.
Post by
Inolor
Ironforge
Buried in the mountain,
hard as its people.
Ironforge is pride,
and always fights evil.
Not even to Horde,
marched upon it.
She held her ground,
until they forfeited.
No matter the time,
let the city stand.
May the Titans guide us,
and let her enemies bend.
Post by
Inolor
Bedtime Nursery
Children of Stormwind,
open your ears.
Push away your burdens,
bring close your peers.
Watch out for the monsters,
that roam the swamp.
For they eat children,
your legs they'll chomp.
They burn down your house,
they kill your pets.
The only creature that survives,
is the common rat.
Fear them,
when you see them in the woods.
Be sure to run,
or they will catch you if they could.
One day I hope,
you stand your ground.
But until then,
stay home where you are found.
***
For years I have heard,
your crimes without end.
Come at me Horde,
I will cut your blooded hands.
Post by
Inolor
Tainted Paradise
Before going in,
cover your face.
Or you will die,
at a fast pace.
This place was pure,
filled with people.
Moving robots,
to roam in freedom.
So many lost,
to one traitor.
We didn't know,
until much later.
Until he lives,
we are never done.
Raise the flag,
we reclaim Gnomeregan.
Post by
Inolor
The Wrath of the Gate
Blessing of Might,
and Mercy of Kings.
Lay on hands,
and the Light sings.
Today we march,
through the main gate.
The Scourge will pay,
for all their hate.
We ally with Horde,
for one more time.
I do not like it,
for it would be a crime.
The more I think,
maybe I am wrong.
They have changed,
maybe they do belong.
Here we go,
I here the cheers.
Everyone salutes,
the path is clear.
From the back,
I see Bolvar.
With sword and shield,
bright as a star.
Without warning,
we begin the attack.
I avenge Lordaeron,
for the day it turned black.
I strike and heal,
all those around.
Some rise up,
while others fall to the ground.
Not too soon,
I hear the beasts.
The wolves are here,
they come from the east.
Together we fight,
a common foe.
They must have changed,
more than I know.
We won the day,
and we all celebrate.
Then an uninvited guest,
brings his plate.
An angry orc,
has struck hard.
I can't help but admire,
the hero that is now shards.
Though he has fallen,
it does not matter.
There is nothing we can't do,
when we stand together.
Then from high above,
a dark figure approached.
With a forsaken banner,
with a wicked coach.
Then more followed,
along with more men.
Then all of them fired,
again and again.
I am surrounded by green clouds,
and everything starts to slow down.
I feel so weak,
as if I just drowned.
I knew it was a mistake,
to trust the Horde.
A sword through my chest,
should be my reward.
I blame you Jaina,
your lies on fighting!
Your talk of peace,
was all for nothing!
Post by
Inolor
Lost Pride
The winds have blown,
at this old port.
Like an old ship,
eaten with salt.
A golden anchor in green,
was taken down.
As our captain,
had lost his crown.
Another blow came,
in the form of an element.
Taking all that remained,
as a show of his testament.
Once we were glory,
now we are mist.
Our days are numbered,
we are all scratched off the list.
After losing the war,
our ship sank deep.
This is all that remains,
of Tiragarde Keep.
Post by
Inolor
Ariden's Diary – Page One
Woe is me,
for I have been chosen.
Why did I not object,
then remain unspoken.
King Wrynn's task,
frightens me so.
Why old Karazhan?
I don't know.
If danger lurks,
he must know.
Even if he has,
nothing to show.
Getting through the pass,
was an unfair fraud.
A clutter of spiders,
killed two of my sods.
When more came down,
we had to run.
They gave chase,
but we had won.
I'll set up camp,
far from the tower.
My men are afraid,
and they all cower.
Post by
Inolor
Ariden's Diary – Page Two
After setting up camp,
we investigated the ogres.
But as as usual,
they threw boulders.
Although they had nothing to offer,
I did feel bad magic.
There land is corrupt,
what happened to it is tragic.
Vice indeed,
really not kind.
But not what King Varian,
asked me to find.
I'll go back in shadow,
to search in peace.
Something tells me,
good days have ceased.
Post by
Inolor
Ariden's Diary – Page Three
It was tough,
but I got in.
I closed by shirt,
and walked with a grin.
Any clue,
will be enough.
I will remain hidden,
for I'm not that tough.
After much searching,
I found a treasure.
The ogres secret charm,
is now my own pleasure.
If I am correct,
this charm has power.
To speak with the dead,
at any hour.
I will return back to camp,
and call it a day.
By tomorrow the tower,
at least I pray.
Post by
Inolor
Ariden's Diary – Page Four
I placed the amulet,
around my chest.
The day begins,
I'll try by best.
With three footmen,
down the Master's Cellar.
I found the spirits,
of many dwellers.
I took a while,
but was taught.
I asked their names,
and what I sought.
Many were confused,
some didn't respond.
This went on,
until I used my wand.
One of them,
decided to come forward.
Thinking I was an acquaintance,
of the old lord.
A gave a slight nod,
and he answered my question.
I asked about his situation,
before ending the session.
King Varian,
I know will be pleased.
But only after checking the tower,
can I put his mind at ease.
Post by
Inolor
Ariden's Diary – Page Five
Entering the halls of Karazhan,
was quite unpleasant.
Even my soldiers,
feared it like peasants.
A butler greeted us,
at the door.
I asked for the man,
I was looking for.
My men stayed behind,
and blocked the entrance.
I had to hurry,
for time was of the essence.
I followed the specter,
his intentions didn't harm.
No one bothered us,
as long as I kept my charm.
We entered a room,
a giant board of chess.
I looked around,
and took my guess.
Even if I never met him,
I knew his son.
I called my bird,
for I was done.
It's just a memory,
that Medivh forgot.
Torn away,
like old cloth.
Varian was right about the presence,
but he was wrong to assume.
Old King Llane,
is not in this tomb.
Post by
Inolor
Ariden's Thoughts
I returned to the entrance,
to find my men.
No longer safe,
as they were then.
Hooded figures,
surrounded the lot.
Then turned to me,
and whispered in thought.
Give us the artifact,
and leave with your life.
Deny us mage,
and you will never see your wife.
They stole my facts,
and used them against me.
I threw the amulet,
with no glee.
The black figures left,
as the light of day.
I went back to my men,
and we teleported away.
We were suppose to end in Stormwind,
but when off course.
Arriving at an unknown location,
by a strange force.
We were paralyzed,
unable to move.
An angry face,
did not approve.
He was an ogre,
a warlock at that.
He was big,
and really fat.
After a moment of silence,
he did speak.
Puny mortal,
so small and weak.
I noticed your thievery,
the ring you stole.
Give it back,
or end in a hole.
How can I tell him,
I gave it away.
For my small crime,
we are all going to pay.
Refuse you must,
little man.
No ring I sense,
keep it if you can.
I am hungry,
and the cauldron is boiling.
You and your plans,
I ended up foiling.
Post by
Inolor
Grey Walls
Husband you're back,
you look tired and wary.
What did Grommash want?
He didn't leave you cheery.
He made me break,
our ancient tradition.
Forsaking the ancestors,
for the sake of ambition.
How could you allow,
this sacrilege of the past.
This single atrocity,
won't be the last.
My loyalty he wanted,
so the clan could live.
But an offering was needed,
and cruelty did I give.
Don't you care,
about our pride.
Our damnation,
you have tied.
There was nothing,
I could have done.
Our salvation,
I have won.
I am sorry mate,
I cannot follow.
Your victory here,
is simply hollow.
I love you Rulkan,
and I care about our pack
But from this fate,
there is no going back.
Post by
Inolor
The Puzzle
What is the box,
that I cannot open.
Driving my sanity,
my mind is broken.
I push a piece down,
but I'm no closer.
Only old god Yogg,
can answer this poser.
The whispers took me,
at a great cost.
For all eternity,
I am lost.
Post by
Inolor
Tough Choices
Father Voss,
pardon for the interruption.
But I bring urgent news,
Gebler speaks of disruption.
Not at all,
Captain of this tower.
I am the guest,
you have the power.
Very well,
I shall speak.
Remember you daughter,
the one you seek.
Yes I do,
what news you bring?
Did you find her,
since last spring?
Yes we have,
but not as you expect.
Your daughter is undead,
and Gebler asked me to collect.
What a misfortune,
has fallen on me.
And now you come,
to ask for my key.
I know this is hard,
but remember our code.
Only you,
can pay the debt owed.
Shut up for I'm deaf,
I don't want to hear.
Leave me to my tears,
to mourn here.
You want my approval?
The stamp is on the table.
Write the letter yourself,
for I am not able.
Post by
Inolor
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A darkness cries,
up in the sky.
Alone and forsaken,
all it does is cry.
We feel its sorrow,
for we are not alone.
Brown skinned monsters,
came to crush our bones.
What is that I see,
from far beyond.
The darkness now light,
With us it bonds.
By the light,
what a boon!
Let's hope the prophet,
returns soon.
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