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MODfucious Wisdom for the Honorable Off-Topic
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Trollfucious
Because the honorable and wise moderators of the honorable off-topic have had the benevolence to vindicate Trollfucious, he has decided that he should extend his wisdom and love to all of the honorable off topic in celebration.
If any of honorable off-topic members are having troubled thoughts or times, or have a bad time at decision making, Trollfucious would like to be there for you for help and comforting. Trollfucious knows many Trollfucian fables and sayings that convey wisdom from past ages, and he is happy to lead others to contentment.
Post by
ElhonnaDS
Trollfucious, what is the meaning of life?
Post by
Trollfucious
Trollfucious say that the meaning of life is something that is alive. It moves around and it breaths, and if it is a fish it swims. And it makes babies, but usually it needs another thing that is alive, and the same kind of alive thing.
Trees are alive, but they don't move. They do some kind of tree breathing with the leaves though, and they grow, so that's kind of moving really slow.
So if you are typing you are alive- don't worry =D
Post by
Sagramor
Trollfucious, what is the meaning of life?
To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.
Post by
lonewolfe31705
Trollfucious, what is the meaning of life?
To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.
This. +1
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1069282
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Post by
Trollfucious
Answer of time is 3:29 HTT (Honorable Trollfucian Time).
Question of time is much harder.
If is a "what time is it" question, then answer is above.
If is a "why not enough time" question, is because you try to do too much with too little, and need to slow down and organize. Tollfucious bought a little book from staples to write appointments in, and it make him stay on time, but all the writing takes up too much time, so Trollfucious is always busy, but never late.
If is a "what is time" question, answer is what happens that turns then into now and now into later. Trollfucious would like to make a diagram, but he does not know what color time should be :(
Imagine diagram with arrows and it shows how then goes to now and to later, and that is how time works.
If is a "who is time", Trollfucious does not know but is a silly name.
If it is a Time magazine question, then Trollfucious does not want a subscription. Trollfucious reads only CNN.
If it is a thyme question, then honorable Tush did not spell right, but thyme is good for making poultry- especially the glorious KFC chicken. This is Trollfucious's favorite thyme question.
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1069282
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Post by
Rystrave
What is love, Trollfucious?
Post by
Jubilee
Who is John Galt?
Post by
1069282
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Post by
Nathanyal
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
Post by
Trollfucious
What is love, Trollfucious?
"What is love? Honorable Rystrave baby don't hurt Trollfucious, don't hurt him, no more."
Ha- Trollfucious made a singing joke, because there is a song.
Trollfucious serious answer is deeper, but is only a guess because Trollfucious has not found wife yet. Trollfucious think that love is when you find a piece of you that you didn't see was missing. Like when you fix a car, and it kind of runs, but three weeks later you find extra parts that you kicked under the grill because you burned yourself when you were fixing the car because you forgot that the worklamp gets hot, and you touched it. It's like when you find them, and fix the car better than it was fixed before because all of the pieces are in it.
It is when you think of the other person with whatever you think about, like when you see an annoying commercial and you think "Oh, this love person would have found that commercial annoying," or you buy a KFC dinner, and you think "If that love person was here, we could split 3 sides instead of just ordering one and then an extra biscuit, and Trollficous could have had a little bit of everything."
Love is like that.
Post by
Trollfucious
Who is John Galt?
Trollfucious had a dentist named John Galt, but Trollfucious does not think that the honorable Jubilee know his dentist.
The other John Galt was a man in a book, who thought people are lazy, unless they're not lazy and then they get rich but then the lazy people think they should not be rich because they should give the money to the people who are lazy so everyone can be kind of rich. So, he made all the rich people go on strike from buying things and watching tennis matches and stuff, and they went away.
Post by
Trollfucious
What is Perkele?
It was not honorable to make Trollfucious use the google to look up a swear word :(
Post by
Trollfucious
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
Trollfucious does not know if anyone has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. However, Trollfucious has been as far as even to think that to go is as far as to walk by way of looking at how to find out how to know where to go to see how long it would take to test how much it costs to buy the time to take the steps necessary to go as far as to see where the line is drawn to show the others why it has come to that which is thought by many to be as long as we all agree that it should be looked upon as known by anyone.
Post by
Squishalot
Does Trollfucious know about the Edit functionality on the forums, commonly used to avoid triple posting?
Post by
Trollfucious
Trollfucious had wanted to give honor to all questions. In future, Trollfucious will give group rate honor.
Post by
lonewolfe31705
Does Trollfucious know about the Edit functionality on the forums, commonly used to avoid triple posting?
Cut Trollfucious some slack...afterall, this is HIS Wisdom thread....I think that the single posts to answer single questions are fitting here....just my nickels worth.
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That being said.
Oh mighty and wise Trollfucious....What do I have in my pocket?
Post by
Trollfucious
Oh mighty and wise Trollfucious....What do I have in my pocket?
Trollfucious say: lint.
Trollfucious actual answer is : your hand. Trollfucious knows that honorable single wolf of many numbers has his hand in his pocket, because he is checking for the lint.
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