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Post by
Orvisand
Like the title says, what kind of boss would you make and what would its strategies be?
Here's my idea for example:
Sirthar Soulshatter
<Champion of the Scourge>
Level ?? (Boss)
HP: 5,600,000
MP: 100,000
25-man Raid - Teir 5/6
Strategy:
Phase 1: He wields a sword and shield and does 1.5k - 2.2k damage to a onpar tank. He will occasionally use Concussion Blow and rush towards a random target. He also has a DoT that does shadow damage.
Phase 2: When he reaches 70%, he will drop his sword and shield, which will now attack by itself (As like Malchazaar.) and he will now use a Two-handed sword. He now attacks at 2.3k-2.7k damage per hit (though slower). He now does Mortal Strike with a 10% reduced healing (stackable to 10) so tank rotation is necessary. He will also do a hamstring and charge to a random enemy.
Phase 3: At 30%, he will drop his Two-handed and now dual wield, doing 2k - 2.7k damage at a fast speed. His other weapon will join the sword and shield on attacking random targets. He does whirlwind, doing 3k damage per second in range. He no longer stuns, but he will charge slightly more often.
Phase 4: At 10% He will now drop his two weapons and use his fists, and enrage, causing him and his attacking weapons to do 30% bonus speed and 10% bonus damage. He no longer does charge, but he will hit decently.
Post by
Dogel
Barney
<Purple Freak>
Level ?? (boss)
HP: 8,500,000
MP: 500,000
40-man Raid.
Strategy:
Phase 1
: (100%-75%) Wields two children as weapons, dealing 1-1.5k on a tank per swing. Will rarely wipe all threat, and head towards the gnome in the party. In the case of no gnomes, it will start attacking everything in a 8yd radius with a ability called "Spazz", dealing 1k every two seconds, lasting for 10 seconds.
Phase 2
: (75%-40%) Summons a mini Barney, which does exactly everything the original does, except it's health, attack power, etc is halved. Original Barney will now combine both his kid swords into a huge two handed kid sword, which ones 3-4k on a tank.
Phase 3
: (40%-0%) Summons two Baby Bops, one black and one white with 2,500,000 HP each, both with a special magic ability called Freak Out, causing everyone in a 35yd radius to run in fear for 5 seconds. It also has a DoT called Confetti, an animation ~3 seconds before it's cast, Baby Bop will take out a basket out of thin air, and puts it's right hand into it. Black Baby Bop's Confetti does Holy damage, and White Baby Bop's does Shadow damage. Lasts 20 seconds. Also, Barney is now enraged, doing 35% more damage with a 10% attack speed reduction, and is glowing light purple. 25% of the melee damage done to Barney is now inflicted on the attacker.
That was fun. :)
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Post by
Zerlure
Death
lvl: ??
HP: ??
10 man
To fight this boss all characters must be dead, you can use all your abilities and you have a new health bar
Phase uno regular tank and spank
at 65% he enrages and brings a random character back to life (cant either /suicide or just stand there and watch) also he randomly "heals" someone bringing them closer to "life"
at 30% he himself becomes mortal those that are alive can attack but those that are still dead have to run to thier dead bodies through hordes of ghosts
at 10% he goes crazy impossible to tank and he does many damages
tier 5/6 quality
Post by
Dogel
I smell win thread :>
Miyari
<Adorable Bearorcat>
Level 255 (GM)
HP: ???
MP: ???
World boss
Strategy:
Phase 1:
100% - 80%
Act good on the forums
80%-40%
Reroll your name to Blademeld and post 300 times a day
40%-1%
Pewpew forums for mod status
1%
The awesomeness of Miyari heals herself to full with a lifebloom tick, and proceeds to cast tranquility, killing everyone with imba-big raindrops :>
/win
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120885
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Post by
Blackford
High Overlord Saurfang
No strategy, because he can't be beaten.
http://img157.imageshack.us/img157/4995/78091184kg9.jpg
http://img367.imageshack.us/my.php?image=wowscrnshot0530060249197ot.jpg
o rly?
Post by
Fennrahn
Heroic hogger!!!
<Teh ownz3r3r>
Hehe, I've convinced about 10 level 70s that Heroic Hogger is a level 75 elite, with "like 8 spawn points... that's what wowwiki says anyway" xD... I said it's "Probably a dev joke like Nessy..." And they believe me (Hehe)!
Post by
Queggy
Queggy
<Court Jester>
Level: ?? (Boss)
Hp: 2,000,000
Mana: 22,222
Abilities -
Trolltastic
- trolls the chats for 10 sec slowing attack and casting speed by 60% and doing 2,000 damage to each target.
Joker
- jokes with the target with the most threat causing it to become best friends and protecting Queggy for 1 min.
Finger of Doom
- instantly directs all attacks (on Queggy) to a randomn target. Lasts for 5 sec.
Wail of Impending Agony
- AoE that does DoT to all targets withing a 10 yrd. radius.
Post by
Interest
Leeroy Jenkins
<Ultimate Griefer>
Level: ?? (Boss)
HP: 5,000,000
Mana: 7,541,399
Phase 1:
Random Idleness
: Stands idle for a few seconds, allow threat to be built.
Phase 2 (50%):
Yell of Leeroy Jenkins
: Yells Leeeeeeeroyyyyyy Jennnkinnnnnns!, causing 50k damage to everyone within a 99999999 yard range (including people on the other continents/worlds) and stunning everyone for 25 seconds.
Wrath Of The Dragons
: Results from
Yell of Leeroy Jenkins
, summoning an incredibly large number of chromatic dragonkin to destroy the raid.
Phase 3 (1%):
Its Not My Fault
: Yells "Its not my fault!", instantly killing the entire raid for plaguing him with guilt.
(Yes, I was really bored).
Oh yeah, you need a full set of T6 and 40 people to kill him.
Post by
AdInfinitum
The Impenetrable Darkness
<The Overlord of the Universe>
Level 1 (Boss)
HP: 1.2 Mil
MP: 2 mil
Phase 1:
Boss moves into the center of the area shooting a massivle black laser beam in all directions causing 1k damage every 5 secs. Will continue this phase until the Boss reaches 75% health. Boss also has lower armor during this phase.
Phase 2:
Boss will now attack the person with the highest aggro. Will attack for roughly 2k-3k on plate. Will sparatically shoot lasers at people on the bottom of the aggro chart, causing around 500-700 damage very 3 secs. Lasts until boss is at 47%.
Phase 3: Will begin a timer that lasts 15 min. Boss will attack for 3k-5k damage on tank and will add a sundering effect that sunders for 2000 armor, stackable up to 15 times. After the timer is complete the Boss will enrage causing a raid wipe and instantly convert you back to level 1 and your races starting area.
If you are succesful in downing this boss the credits for WoW will start to roll. The credits last approximately 45 min and cannot be turned off no matter what. After the credits complete your character will be deleted.
Post by
Interest
PuG Group Member (Dps)
<Ultimate Ninja Looter>
HP: 100,000,000
Mana: Any
Armor: -30,000,000
Phase 1:
CC Attempt
: Attempts to cc the mob that's marked for them, but accidently attacks it, pulls too much agro, and wipes the raid.
Boss Pull
: Accidently pulls a boss into the group, causing a wipe.
No Agro Reset
: Attempts to reset agro, but can't (does nothing).
Sorry!
: Begs for an apology, causing everyone to be disoriented for 20 seconds.
Phase 2 (45%):
Beg For FFA Loot
: Sets loot giveout tab to FFA Loot.
More Wiping
: Uses other random techniques, such as pulling extra groups, in order to cause a wipe.
Phase 3 (10%):
Drop Loot
: Randomly drops loot.
Roll Need
: Rolls need on loot other people need, effectively ninjaing the loot.
AutoWin Roll
: Wins all rolls automatically by rolling 101.
Group Hates Me
; Other 3 abilities cause group to hate you, lowering self armor by 100%.
Phase 4 (1%):
Hearthstone
: Escapes!
Paid Name Change
: Changes name so people don't know he/she is a ninja looter.
Paid Character Move
: Moves character to another realm.
Disclaimer: This is not necessarily how people in pug groups will act.
Example of PuG ninja looter:
http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html?topicId=5974349555&sid=1&pageNo=1
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67134
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Post by
Interest
Chuck Norris
<The Unstoppable Force>
Level ?? Boss
HP- Infinite (rounded down for purposes of discussion)
Phase One-
Chuck roundhouse kicks all characters before they even enter his room. This kick is unblockable, cannot be dodged, and instantly kills your character. Permanently. Also, any alts on your account will now be dead, and any other people within a 999999999999 yard radius are stunned by the sheer force of the impact.
Phase Two-
Wait, did you read Phase One? You cannot actually fight Chuck Norris, his kick is so fast it kills you right before you can consider fighting him.
...
I was afraid someone might do this. =)
Post by
Fennrahn
...
I was afraid someone might do this. =)
I'm just plain ol' afraid.
Post by
Interest
Blizzard Entertainment Inc.
<Corrupters of the World> (or best gaming company ever, whatever you wanna call it)
HP: 1 Billion
Mana: 1 Trillion
Phase 1:
Make WoW
: Creates the game World of Warcraft for the purposes of gaming entertainment.
Poor Customer Service
: Takes their sweet little time improving the game and not so much the needs of the people who play it.
Phase 2 (after WoW is made):
Debug and Stuff
: Debugs WoW because people complained too much.
Release Patch
: Releases the next patch for people's entertainment, but creates more bugs.
Phase 3 (70% HP):
Balance Game
: Attempts to balance aspects of the game.
Phase 4 (69% HP)
Burning Crusade
: Releases the Burning Crusade because people are getting bored of the original WoW.
Too Many Bugs
: Occasionally puts too many bugs into the game.
Phase 5 (50%):
Delete Character
: Deletes random character in the raid.
Delete Item
: Deletes an item from the game database, making player unable to use it.
Summon GM
: Summons 4 GMs to help them fight, uses every time it loses 2% HP.
Phase 6 (33.3333333333333333333.... % HP):
WoTLK
: Announces another expansion release, but doesn't add a date of release. In addition Blizzard also releases small aspects of the new expansion little by little to spite gamers, causing them to feel emotional pain.
Phase 7 (30% HP):
Sunwell Patch
: Implements a patch considered to ruin the game and improve the game at the same time, practically like most patches. Also simultaneously summons all mobs made by the patch (even bosses) to attack the raid.
Phase 8 (10% HP):
Appease Players
: Tries to appease consumers (Don't know how).
Phase 9 (1% HP):
Delete Account
: Deletes target account forever. Spams this at 1% HP.
If the raid somehow manages to defeat Blizzard Entertainment Inc., they become the new managers of it and can control whatever happens to Blizzard Entertainment Inc.
GM
<Blizzard's Game Managers>
HP: 100 Million
Mana: 200 Million
Abilities:
Delete Character
: See above.
Delete Account
: See above.
Administrate
: Attempts to uphold the rules in stuff like the ToU etc, but ends up screwing up in general anyways.
BAN
: Randomly bans a target for a random time (even perma-ban).
This is in no way meant to offend Blizzard Entertainment Inc. They're good guys and all but its also fun to make jokes =).
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Post by
Dhazy
Ok, ok. I've been thinking of a scary boss based on one of the most adorable mobs in the game. :P Heehee.
Shimmer
<Matriarch of the Faerie Dragons>
Level ?? (Boss)
HP: 3,000,000
MP: 5,000,000
25-man Raid of some underground dungeon I made up
Abilities:
Tail Swipe:
Knocks all nearby players into the chamber walls and inflicting 2k-4k damage.
Molten Spit:
Shoots a ball of fire down onto the ground, causing 5k fire damage to all around the impact site, then proceeds to engulf the area in flames for 500-800 fire damage a second.
Mother's Screech:
Summons Greater Faerie Dragons
Fury of the Sissy Mob:
Enrages, increasing all damage by 70% and attack speed by 100%
Strategy:
Phase 1:
To start the event, attack and kill the lone Faerie Dragon hatchling in the center of the room. Soon swarms of elite dragons will enter the room, but can easily be DPS'd. There are multiply waves, so try to fend them off as much as possible.
Phase 2:
After a while Shimmer will spawn and engage the person with the highest amount of threat generated overall. Unless you are the main tank or off-tank, WIPE AGGRO. Stay away from the tail or you will get knocked back and take a small amount of damage. The healers must stay focused on the tanks, so try to make their job a little easier.
Phase 3:
At 50%, Shimmer will teleport to the top of the room, out of range, and will breathe fireballs and summon more swarms of faerie dragons. There will be a small pool of fire surrounding the areas that the fireballs hit, stay out of them at all costs! DPS the small dragons as fast as possible and soon Shimmer will descend from the sky and resume the fight. All dragons must be dead by then or else Shimmer will enrage and proceed to pwn your tank. She will attempt to fly up every three minutes, so bring her down fast or your raid could easily wipe!
Best Loot:
Wing of the Matriarch
Yay!
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30584
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Post by
Interest
Mrs. Saurfang
<The One Thing Overlord Saurfang is Afraid of>
HP: 34,000,000
Mana: 5,000,500
Phase 1:
Nag
: Nags her husband to attack the raid, summoning Overlord Saurfang, who cleaves the raid dead.
Phase 2:
If you somehow survive this, Mrs. Saurfang has some tricks up her sleeve.
Cleave
: What? You didn't think she could cleave? Too bad. Does even more damage than her husband's cleave.
Overpower
: Same as warrior's overpower, but can be used after the enemy does anything.
Phase 3:
This occurs after Overlord Saurfang is put to sleep or killed or w/e you guys believe.
Mrs. Saurfang's Rage
: Proceeds to one-shot the raid by doing an extra 45000% damage and gaining a +100% movement speed bonus.
Seed of Corruption
: Casts an instant cast proc version of the Seed of Corruption (as seen in 2.32 PTRs) on other members of the raid.
Phase 4 (50%):
There is no such thing as phase 4
Call Saurfang
: Calls every member of the Saurfang family. They all can cleave.
Phase 5 (1%):
You will never see Mrs. Saurfang at this HP %.
Ultimate Cleave
: Gets sick of the raid killing off her family and cleaves the entire raid for infinite damage. The resulting impact destroys all landmasses on Azeroth and resonates throughout the Outlands, temporarily killing all players, NPC's, etc until Blizzard fixes the problem.
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