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Post by
ElhonnaDS
@Patty- Slightly. I'm using colloquialisms all over the place for you use too :P
I'm offended by your use of quotation marks when talking about my country. You're clearly mocking whether or not it even is a country, and your sarcasm and lack of respect are not appreciated.
Post by
Patty
I'm appalled by your use of the Oxford/serial comma. Don't you know that it's one of the most controversial topics in the English language and disregarding my previous point just adds insult to injury.
Post by
ElhonnaDS
I'm offended that you'd use the word serial so carelessly, when so many people have lived in terror of serial killers. How can you just diminish their pain by using it as a descriptor for a comma?
Post by
Patty
I'm offended that you would only categorise pain as being worthy of those who were victimised or traumatised by serial killers. What about the agony inflicted by a terrible accident or general injury?
Post by
ElhonnaDS
I'm offended by your use of "s" where is should be a "z" in apologize. We won the war- don't try and continue to assert your colonial dominance on me by addressing me with your oppressive, xenophobic, colonialist spellings. We are free to use as many z's as we want here- For shizzle, Patizzle, pleeze stop hatingz on my z's.
Post by
Patty
I'm offended that you refer to "the" war when there are still so many disgusting wars taking place right at this moment. I would suggest that you take a moment to reflect on what wars there are still left to win before you start throwing such heinous accusations at me.
Post by
ElhonnaDS
I'm offended you use the word throwing so carelessly. Do you know how many amputees (amputees who lost those limbs in the very wars you claim to care so much about) can't even pick something up, never mind throw it? Why would you flaunt a part of their life that they will never get back- have you no decency?
Post by
Patty
I find it utterly odious that you question my "decency". Do you know how many young women are forced to put their dignity aside to make ends meet by being call girls, strippers and pole dancers?
Post by
ElhonnaDS
I'm utterly offended that you assume that only young women are forced to be call girls, strippers and pole dancers- that's ageist. How dare you just arbitrarily exclude the elderly female pole-dancing population, as if those geriatric gyrators don't work every bit as hard as the young women just starting out. Such neanderthal thinking is abhorrent.
Post by
Patty
I'm repulsed that you refer to me as a "neanderthal"; what of those with genetic disorders that lead to them having a more similar genetic constitution to other primates? How dare you make light of their suffering.
Post by
ElhonnaDS
I'm offended you connect light with suffering. The sun's light is the source of all life- without it, all plant life on our planet would shrivel up and die, and we'd freeze to death. Show some gratitude.
Post by
Patty
I'm offended that you completely disregard the fact that prolonged exposure to UV radiation causes skin cancer. Show some survival instinct.
Post by
Rankkor
I'm offended that you completely disregard the fact that prolonged exposure to UV radiation causes skin cancer. Show some survival instinct.
I'm offended that you disregard the fact that the sun over here is so strong you don't even NEED tanning lotions to get a tan, its so strong that being exposed to it for too long after 1 PM is actually harmful to your health.
We don't need your constant reminder that we live under a scorching inferno >_>
Post by
ElhonnaDS
I'm offended that you're making negative statements about the tanning lotion industry. Do you know how many people depend on those companies for their livelihood? How many families? For you to just arrogantly declare that no one needs them could impact their stock prices and their ability to pay their employees. How could you so carelessly put children's security in danger?
Post by
Patty
I really do not appreciate that you only mention children's security. What, as soon as you hit the age of majority you're considered disposable? Think of how that makes billions of people feel.
Post by
ElhonnaDS
I'm offended you have the temerity to think you know what billions of people think about anything. Clearly, you haven't met or spoken with billions of people. To make a claim to speak for all of them is arrogant and absurd.
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Post by
Patty
How dare you call Patty a she! For all you know, he could be a he!
Post by
ElhonnaDS
I'm offended that you're offended that someone might think you're female. Your shock and disgust are evident, and your opinion about females is clearly one of disdain.
Post by
Patty
I'm offended that you're going all meta on me. Do you not realise how many people struggle to solve one problem at a time, never mind try dealing with two or three? Your lack of empathy for their stress is clear.
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