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QOTD Thread #332- Do you think that people should keep cats outdoors?
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Sagramor
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Post by
Sagramor
Fine
, then, I'll change it to: "There is a time and a place for subtlety, and that time was before
Scary Movie
." Or just basically any line from Community.
Post by
Rystrave
The Very Hungry Caterpillar
by Eric Carle.
Not sure why actually, it was the first one that popped into my head when I read the question. I just know we read it when I was a kid and it evidently was memorable.
I used to love that book! Next one I remember was "Just So Stories".
I bought a bunch of Eric Carle books for my neice and nephew's birthday last year. His art and stories will never be forgotten!
Another book I remembered was
Animalia
. The pictures are so detailed and amazing. I would look at it for hours and hours.
#269 What is your favorite joke?
A Jew, a Scotsman, and a Chineseman get a job at a factory. Their foreman gives them each specific jobs.
"You, you're in charge of accounting and books!" he said to the Jew.
"And you! You're in charge of negotiations and selling, selling, selling!" he said to the Scotsman.
"And you, you're in charge of supplies!" he says to the Chineseman
So they begin their duties. The Jew was tiptapping away on his calculator. The Scotsman was making sales left and right. But the Chineseman, he was nowhere to be found.
The next few days are the same; the Jew tiptapping away, the Scotsman making deals, and the Chineseman absolutely nowhere to be seen. The supplies are piling up and getting beyond the foreman's control.
The after a week or so, the foreman is fed up with the Chineseman not doing his job. The foreman stomps to his office: "That Chineseman is getting his ass fired! Ugh!" He pulls his chair from his desk and is about to sit down, when the Chineseman jumps out and yells 'SUPPLIES!'
Also:
Did you hear what happens after the sun goes down?
It gets dark.
Post by
lonewolfe31705
The Goosebumps novels. As a child, whenever we went on holiday, my mum would read those to us in the car.
ERMAHGERD
That being said, I think I would have to go with the Hobbit as my favorite book growing up.
Edit:
And my favorite joke is both to long and to naughty* to be posted on wowhead.
*Yes, that is what she said.
Post by
gamerunknown
268.
Probably "Five Go to Demon's Rocks", the first book I read independently.
269.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Jason.
Jason who?
Jason status.
Post by
Adamsm
269:
A guy and a girl are talking.
Girl: Want to see my mouse tattoo?
Guy: Sure.
Girl: *pulls down her jeans, showing her hip* Do you see it?
Guy: No, can't see anything.
Girl: Guess my pussy ate it.
*que groans*
Post by
ElhonnaDS
So a Chicken and an Egg are laying in bed.
The chicken is sitting back, smoking a cigarette, looking very content.
The egg is sitting there looking really pissed off.
Finally the egg turns to the chicken, and says, "I guess we finally answered THAT question, didn't we?"
Post by
Nathanyal
There's this guy in the hospital and he is very sick. He was given some medicine to make him feel better. Well the downside is that it can make you feel like you have to take a crap.
So this guy is sitting in bed, and all of a sudden it kicks in and he runs out of bed and sits on the toilet. Then all of a sudden, nothing.
So he goes back to bed. A couple hours later it happens again. He gets out of bed and heads to the bathroom, all for nothing to happen again.
After the second time he gets back in bed and says to himself "that's it, the next time I'm not getting up."
So a few hours later he gets the feeling and just stays in bed. But this time was for real. He ends up messing up his sheets.
Not wanting to get embarrassed, he throws the blankets out the window.
At the same time, below his room there was a homeless man sleeping on a bench. Suddenly the fecal ridden sheets land on the poor guy and he runs around screaming. The man running around in hysteria isn't paying attention and runs right into a tree.
After that he falls over unconscious. A man comes running up and asks some other guy that was watching in disbelief what happened.
The gentleman replies "I'm not sure, but I think a ghost just @#$% himself. "
Post by
Rankkor
I know a really good joke, but its not really funny if its not in spanish, and nobody else here speaks spanish, so I'll leave it for myself.
Instead, here's a vid of a cat
hiccuping and farting at the same time
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ElhonnaDS
#270- Where do you stand on pets with docked tails/ears?
If you don't know what that is, many breeds of dogs have a certain look that many owners go for, and it's fairly common for people to have them surgically altered by removing the tails or part of the ears to get that look. Rottweilers commonly have this done, as do Dobermans. Generally it's done under anesthetic, and in the US it's illegal for anyone other than a vet.
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Post by
Interest
I like my dog the way she is...I don't want her ears/tail docked =(.
Post by
Rystrave
I know if my rotty wouldn't have gotten her tail docked we'd have a broken fishtank, as well as no lamps left in our house. Her stump is as big around as a Polish sausage. I couldn't imagine if it was 3 feet log.
Post by
Rankkor
Hell no, I like the way my cat is. As it stands I was sad enough to have her sterilized (she will never know what is like to be a mother U_U) and the only reason I had to do that is because its a lose-lose situation if she ever got pregnant.
If she has her kittens, I couldn't possibly have the heart to separate them from their mother, and I cant afford to keep them with me. So I simply removed them from the equation, and I've really felt sad that my cat will never have little cubs of her own.
TL;DR: No, I don't like unnecessary surgeries on pets.
Post by
Rystrave
Well, unless you plan on showing your pets I don't think it's entirely necessary. Do I think it's wrong? No. Do I think it's right? No. Most breeds are sold for looks and show, so the breeders take into consideration what kind of traits are going to sell best.
Post by
Sas148
I honestly don't care as long as it's done safely by professionals. All of my cats/dogs are spayed/neutered, there are already too many domestic pets in this world, no need for more. I get my cats declawed but only if they show behaviors that will require it. One of my cats has the front claws gone, one has both front/back and the other still has all of hers. Some cats just can't NOT "knead" into people/furniture.
I've never had a dog that needed it's tail docked, though we have one that already had it done long before I received him.
As far as legality, yes... again, as long as it's done by a licensed veterinarian.
Post by
gamerunknown
I don't mind, but on another forum I go to cat declawing is treated like the default example of moral evil.
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