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QOTD Thread #332- Do you think that people should keep cats outdoors?
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Post by
MyTie
Food. I keep enough food to feed my entire family (in laws included) for several months, at least through one growing season. I'm sure it's something psychologically wrong with me, but it is pretty harmless. For instance, yesterday I bought several flats of canned corn, when I heard the price of corn is going to skyrocket due to the drought. It was 89 cents a can at wal mart. I've got tubs of peanut butter, dozens of cans of soup, dozens of cans of fruit, dozens of cans of mixed vegies, several dozens of cans of tuna, dozens of cans of salmon, etc. I also have a healthy stockpile of weapons and ammunition. I could hold off a zombie horde for a long loooong time.
Post by
Orranis
The only thing I would stockpile is food (cookies and so on) and even then I would just eat it in like five minutes if it's in the house.
I suppose the closest thing is bread. My family goes a long way to ensure that we always have bread.
Post by
Interest
#129- What do you keep a "stash" of? Like, what do you stockpile so you're never without it, and maybe even keep hidden to avoid sharing?
Drugs
Post by
Thror
I always have a stash of salami on my freezer, I just can't start my day without my trademark salami double-convertible sandwich. The days I have to go to work without them................... you better not talk to me, and stay the hell away cuz I'd be in a FOUL mood the rest of the day.
Oh man rank. Salami is like the best thing in the world.
Post by
Lombax
Lux laughs. @#$%^ of Demacia laughs are the best.
Post by
donnymurph
I could hold off a zombie horde for a long loooong time.
Hahaha, you're actually the last person I ever would have expected to say that.
Post by
Squishalot
I could hold off a zombie horde for a long loooong time.
Hahaha, you're actually the last person I ever would have expected to say that.
Didn't you know? MyTie wrote the guide on surviving the zombie apocalypse.
I tend to horde chocolate at my place. I've also got a decent array of alcohol across my kitchen ledge, but as I point out to my mother - the fact that they're all still there is a testament to how much of an alcoholic (or lack thereof) I am :P
Edit: Said guide
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Post by
yukonjack
For me its licorice, absolutely love the stuff.
Post by
FatalHeaven
Hmm.... I don't. That's just sad. Now I need to find something to stash.... after I sleep of course.
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Post by
ElhonnaDS
#130- Have you ever pulled any really funny practical jokes?
Post by
MyTie
#130- Have you ever pulled any really funny practical jokes?
No. I don't have a sense of humor that I'm aware of.
Post by
Rankkor
#130- Have you ever pulled any really funny practical jokes?
hmmm, depends on your definition of "funny". I've pulled pranks but whether or not they're funny would have to depend on your sense of humor.
I remember this one time where we pulled a prank o a particularly nasty teacher back in high-school.
xD Ohhh boy, we nearly got expelled for that, but luckily we werent.
See, this teacher behaved and believed himself to be army, and went all "drill instructor hartman" on us, we of course, would show him what happens when yo try to tame the 9th grade of the school of Valerio Toledo. One day, me and some other 6 kids, went to school really early (6 am) and pulled the mother of all the pranks xD. Its been almost 20 years since that day, and there's people in that school that STILL REMEMBER IT.
Our school doesn't have air conditioner, so the classrooms are kept fresh from this scorching heat via some
ceiling fans
on each classroom. Ours had 6. Well, we brought this bottle of Talcum Powder (also known as "Baby Powder") and filled the top of each fan-blade with as much powder as it could hold. Once every fan was LOADED with baby powder, we quietly sneaked out of the classroom, and waited on the courtyard for everyone else to arrive.
Schoolday started as usual, every student arrived, formation, sing the national hymn, swearment to the flag, blah blah blah. Once the whole drill was over, each teacher led their students to the classrooms, and that was our cue to go wait behind the tool shed, as soon as the rest of our class entered the classroom, and our teacher closed the door, they switched the fans on, and BAAM.
White powder started flying everywhere xD, from under the door you could see puffs and puffs of powder going out, immediately, everyone ran outside, covered head to toe in white powder, but wait, our prank had an unexpected side-effect for extra awesome, the powder made the ceramic floor very slippery, and when everyone was running out of the classroom in such a hurry, what do you think happened? ohh yeah, everyone slipped and TO THE GROUND they went xD Specially our teacher who for all his bragging of his "army days" was unable to get himself up without someone helping him.
even after we were forced to clean the classroom, and were suspended for a month, and got an earful and the worst grounding ever from our parents, we all said it in unison "worth it".
xD to make matters worse, our classroom is the first one on the hall that leads to the cafeteria, once recess started, every student from other classrooms just bursted out of their classrooms running like a human stampede towards the cafeteria to grab all the good stuff before they were sold out (Specially the mini-pizzas) but what THEY didn't knew, was that the floor in front of them was still full of Talcum Powder, and BOOM, they all slipped and fell, creating a mountain of human kids trying to get up only to be pushed down again by the rush of kids from other rooms also getting out at full speed.
I don't think I've had that much laughter in my whole life. And again, to this day, people STILL remember that prank on the school (I should know, my kids study there, and the janitor still remembers the whole thing)
No. I don't have a sense of humor that I'm aware of.
*SHOCKED*
Post by
ElhonnaDS
I used to be all about jokes like this in college.
I left a live lobster in a co-worker's drawer one April Fools. (It then became our lunch.)
In college, a friend of mine was there on a student visa from India, and one day I called him with a fake southern accent and pretended to be from INS, and made him come down to the office I worked in (on campus) to discuss his illegal employment at a pizza place.
One Halloween, I pretended to cough up blood at lunch after faking a cough all day.
I think the one I'm proudest of, though, was one I did to another friend of mine in college. It was April fools, and he knew me so he knew SOMETHING had to be coming. I had to figure out a way to make it look like I'd pulled a prank and then something had gone wrong. So, I went and got this t-shirt negligee thing (they sell them at tourist traps- it's a long t-shirt with a woman's body painted on, and then they sew lace on it to make it look like she's in a negligee- really tacky), and fed-exed it to his office, which shared a mail room with my office. Then, I intercepted it, opened it and left it on his desk with a note that said "(His Name) In the future, please have your personal deliveries made at home." which I signed with his bosses name.
Post by
Azazel
Wasn't as much of a prank as it was just boys having fun, but whatever.
Back in, I think 7th grade, me and some friends were kicking a ball back and forth in the locker rooms right next to the gym, you know with showers and all that. Suddenly my friend kicks the ball too hard and it smashes a mirror hanging on the wall, it literally broke into thousands of pieces! And we were just like "Oh !@#$, oh #$%^, what do we do?" and that's when I spot the bin in the corner. It's one of those bins where forgotten/thrown away clothes are put, so people can pick them up again (but nobody does obviously) and then I got the idea "Hey, why don't we just put the mirror down there? Nobody looks in there anyway" So we took some of the clothes up, put all the pieces of the mirror we could down there, and put the clothes back on top, that way it couldn't be seen unless you removed the clothes first. Turns out not even janitors want to touch that.
Never got caught.
Post by
Rystrave
My dad wanted me to make him some sweet tea when I was younger.
So I did and put salt in it instead of sugar.
GROUNDED!
Post by
Adamsm
My sister has a phobia of spiders, so every once in a while after she freaks after seeing one in the kitchen or the bathroom, and if she's wearing something that leaves her shoulders bare, I'll creep up behind her and do that light finger touch thing to make her scream.
And the one time she really shrieked since there was a nice big spider running around our kitchen, and she lost sight of it, so I helpfully told her it was walking up her arm; she spun and screamed for about 30 seconds while I laughed my butt off.
Post by
ElhonnaDS
My dad wanted me to make him some sweet tea when I was younger.
So I did and put salt in it instead of sugar.
GROUNDED!
I did a lot of that in school (college). Juice and tea worked fine, but anything carbonated fizzed up and they could tell. But they had soy sauce out all the time, so we got around that.
In terms of food jokes, I once got left at a table by myself for like 10 minutes when my friend wandered off and left her food, so I cut open a couple of her french fries filled them with peanut butter, and stuck them back together- they were big potato wedge things so she didn't notice. It was fun looking at her face as she imagined all the horrible things that could have been in that potato that would have that consistency, before she realized it was peanut butter.
Post by
Monday
I once put packing tape across a doorway and caught my sister in it.
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