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Arcage
As a mage I bet he makes a great warrior ;)
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JaxOmen
As a mage I bet he makes a great warrior ;)
One of my guild's mages leveled his warrior alt, and successfully tanked an H AN speed run, so undergeared he had to pop a defense elixir just to be capped.
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On topic:
In an H UK run, the healer kept pulling the next pack, making things very stressful for our tank. Eventually we just let him pull them and tank them himself (Holy Pally). He spent the next minute spamming heals on himself while yelling at us to "come help him".
The tank was like "then stop pulling".
His response?
"It's my job"
wtf?
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Taurgor
In an H UK run, the healer kept pulling the next pack, making things very stressful for our tank. Eventually we just let him pull them and tank them himself (Holy Pally). He spent the next minute spamming heals on himself while yelling at us to "come help him".
The tank was like "then stop pulling".
His response?
"It's my job"
wtf?
Well, yes. It's a priests job to heal, so, if no mobs are pulled, he can't heal anyone and he's out of a job...
Actually, that's the only one in this complete thread I can justify with a stupid reason. All the others are just /facepalm.
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semperfi
Fun stuff!
Let me guess the average age of those guys was 10 or so.
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cosmicguen
Although not the stupidest thing said in an instance, this one just about melted my brain.
I was poking around LFG for another dps for a run when I see "LF 4 healers - HoS HC". Now, I thought it was a typo at first, so I ignored it. He kept spamming it though, so he'd either typo'd his macro without noticing, or he really did mean it.
Now, I loathe HoS, the whole place is just horrible, and that Tribunal makes me want to /wrists. But I've done it a whole bunch of times and can't think of a single reason you'd need 4 healers for it, so I /w the guy (druid) and ask him why he needs 4 healers.
Guy: wtf do you care, you're a hunter and you're not even 80.
Me: This is an alt. I was just curious, and thought it might have been a typo.
Guy: haha yeah, alt. bet you've got 3 80s all Naxx 25 geared, right? lolol
Me: OK, fine.
I carry on prodding people in LFG and forgot about the guy spamming for 4 healers. Few minutes later I get this:
Guy: ok noob, I'm gonna do you a favour. When you get to HoS (that's HALLS OF STONE in STORMPEAKS, k?) on HEROIC mode, you NEED 4 healers for a fight called the TRIBUNAL. It CANNOT be done with less than 4 healers, and druid tank is best because they can heal too.
Me: OK, but if everyone's healing who is dpsing?
Guy: ****ING HUNTERS! All they care about is DPS FFS! I'm done with you noob!
Me: Sorry, I was just curious
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Sure, sometimes it's nice if your Spriest or Boomkin are willing to drop a few HoTs through that one, but I didn't think it was that bad...
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abcdefg
people asking that is perfectly normal. did you leave something out? such as...you are alliance or you ported him to swamp of sorrows?
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Taurgor
people asking that is perfectly normal. did you leave something out? such as...you are alliance or you ported him to swamp of sorrows?
Yes, it is normal for people to ask for portals. There are always people asking for portals to Dalaran, or one of the capitals. But to ask for a portal to a capital in Shat or Dal, where those portals are open for everyone?
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search116
one time i was running RFK and we had a warrior for tank
first thing he does is start atking a mob k its fine still then he goes out of nowhere and made the biggest f'ing mob ive ever see and it felt like my charcter was stuck in the movie 300 getting mobbed by pearsians
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