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200 stupidest things said in an instance...
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Post by
georgelopes
While on my 35 warrior tanking sm library half way through the healer points out.
"hunter why do your have cheetah aspect on?"
the hunter replied "yeah so what?"
me: -_-
Also later that week I ran sm with a lock that was using a sword with strength and agility.
Bah, that aint so bad. I used a Sword with Str Agi and Sta on my lock for a while (was a blue...though it may not have had agility...) due to the sta being way more than my current sword of noob so I figured it was an upgrade. Regardless...
Heroic HoL
Loken has been sodamised, game set match to party
Warrior: Oh look, some pimp pants droped. Nice clothy gear.
Paladin: Yeah, big upgrade for me (the healer). Mind if I roll Zhakriesh?
Me: Waaa, QQ plate BS poop cry and so on. If you must mon...
Noobknight: /need (and wins)
Me and Paladin: WTF?
Noobknight:Thez pntz r 1337 u sed, so i iz ninjaing em for me lololololool!11!11!
What a tool, eh?
Aftermath:
Me and Paladin open tickets, and he joins my guild as his old one disbanded. I get pants, he gets a seat in this weeks nax run. And Noobknight is now on the entire realms /ignore.
death knights make me sad. why did he explain he could have said he meant to click the X.
I can't stand to hear anouther i was dead before that's what we do in the under world! NUB!
Post by
Alistair
While on my 35 warrior tanking sm library half way through the healer points out.
"hunter why do your have cheetah aspect on?"
the hunter replied "yeah so what?"
me: -_-
Also later that week I ran sm with a lock that was using a sword with strength and agility.
Bah, that aint so bad. I used a Sword with Str Agi and Sta on my lock for a while (was a blue...though it may not have had agility...) due to the sta being way more than my current sword of noob so I figured it was an upgrade. Regardless...
Heroic HoL
Loken has been sodamised, game set match to party
Warrior: Oh look, some pimp pants droped. Nice clothy gear.
Paladin: Yeah, big upgrade for me (the healer). Mind if I roll Zhakriesh?
Me: Waaa, QQ plate BS poop cry and so on. If you must mon...
Noobknight: /need (and wins)
Me and Paladin: WTF?
Noobknight:Thez pntz r 1337 u sed, so i iz ninjaing em for me lololololool!11!11!
What a tool, eh?
Aftermath:
Me and Paladin open tickets, and he joins my guild as his old one disbanded. I get pants, he gets a seat in this weeks nax run. And Noobknight is now on the entire realms /ignore.
death knights make me sad. why did he explain he could have said he meant to click the X.
I can't stand to hear anouther i was dead before that's what we do in the under world! NUB!
Ah, so he should have lied, so that it wouldn't be quite so obvious he still ninja-d? /facepalm, my friend.
Anyway, a funny one recently happened to me:
This was a friendly guild run, we were almost done with Naxx10. We were all sitting in front of KT, waiting for people to run back after our first wipe. We have a fish feast set down, only a couple people still aren't back.
Finally, everyone's back. Readycheck, everyone's there.
Leader: Okay, let's go! We'll get him this time.
We all move into the center circle, adds start spawning, yadda yadda yadda.
RandomDPS: Hey, look! There's a fish feast!
The randomDPS immediately runs to the fish feast, which happens to be sitting IN THE MIDDLE OF ONE OF THE ROOMS OF MOBS. Of course, he pulls the entire room.
Whole raid, over vent: Oh, sh%t!
We manage to AoE the giant pack down, but the DPS got some ribbing for charging a dozen mobs to eat a fish feast.
Post by
Vardak
Happened yesterday, i was in a pug with a druid 2 Times, 1 time where i tanked and he healed. the other run was not too good, i came in as dps and the druid said
Utgarde keep Heroic
Druid- "ok so now we need a dps?"
me- "No, we need a tank"
Druid- "No your a tank, you just tanked"
me "I have dual spec"
Druid- "No such thing liar"
me "...."
Hunter in whisper- "Can i barrow your gun for the heroic?"
me "I am DPS, you dont like it too bad"
Druid leaves
Hunter- "can i barrow someones gun, i need to dps with it"
me "you have the drake mounted crossbow"
Hunter- "Guns are better, give me your gun"
Hunter- "your gun, NOW"
booted the hunter
Hunter in whisper- "Can i barrow your gun?"
/ ignored
Druid in whisper- "just you wait"
Me- "for?"
Druid in whisper- "Ill get you blacklisted !@#$%^&"
me "your not gonna get many people to listen to you"
he ignores me
Post by
abcdefg
How sad is this:
I joined a group for SFK that had 2 priests (25 and 21) and myself (22 druid-bal spec so far)
25 priest says in LFG chat: LF2M SFK need heals/dps
Honestly....3 people who can heal and we need another?
Also, in ramps w/DK tank, my 60 mage managed to pull the death gripped mob w/1 frostbolt (even have threat reduction). Following that, the tank couldn't get it off me despite 2 ice blocks. Needless to say, we found a new tank after that try.
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Post by
Proky
this is more like a "stupidest thing done." it's the wednesday after the xpac came out and i missed the first 10 man naxx raid with my guild, so i'm running it with our 2nd wave of 80s. naturally all of us are sitting around in mostly t6/sw gear but the previous raid group managed to full clear in 2 days so we are pretty confident going in. it went a little bit like this:
raid leader: ok, lets focus up here. i hope all you guys have at least looked over the strat for this place. it shouldn't be too terribly hard and we're going to start with the arachnid quarter just to get the hang of it.
/readycheck (we're all ready, we think).... tank pulls, we get rocked
raid leader: now that we've got that out of our system... /lol (as we fly back and rebuff)
another readycheck, same pull, we last about 10 seconds longer this time but still wipe pretty fast
me: hmmm, are you mages sure you're getting those curses dispelled off the tanks... it's like 80% less healing or something (i'm a healer and clearly not doing my job so i have to at least try to shift some of the blame)
mages: yes, but there are so many that keep popping up on them that we can hardly get any casts in
silence on vent as we fly back and rebuff (everyone getting their game face on)... 45 minutes and 2 wipes later we've cleared the trash and we're finally at anub.
offtank: i didn't realized he started the encounter with 2 adds (now some of you know what's going on, lol). oh well, i'll just tank them both off to the side and pick up any ones that spawn i guess.
we pull and seem to be doing ok for about 30 secs before the OT starts taking some massive spike dmg. healers can't keep him up and he dies.
me (after looking at reaper): umm, when he died he had some DoT on him that was ticking for 19k.
raid leader: yes, it's a debuff the adds put on him. this time we'll pop heroism, blow cds and try to get those adds down.
rebuff/readycheck/more silence on vent... we pulll again and try to zerg one of the adds down. we have one of the adds at about 25% when the off tank dies again. more silence on vent as we fly back.
random lock (as we're zoning in): why is there a skull on the portal?
/facepalm
we had the 10 man version cleared by the following evening, though! =D
this one is great :-D you were doing great :)
Post by
Billa
I am sorry to say it but many of these seems to be slightly made up, at least not quoting everything fairly.
Noobknight:Thez pntz r 1337 u sed, so i iz ninjaing em for me lololololool!11!11!
Seriously, I doubt
anyone
writes like that unless they are doing it on purpose.
On topic thought, I can't really remember any completely stupid things said in an instance, but I do remember a Paladin with a mix of every type of gear known to man trying to heal ramparts, constantly complaining that the tank was taking too much damage. :p
Post by
abcdefg
How sad is this:
I joined a group for SFK that had 2 priests (25 and 21) and myself (22 druid-bal spec so far)
25 priest says in LFG chat: LF2M SFK need heals/dps
Honestly....3 people who can heal and we need another?
Also, in ramps w/DK tank, my 60 mage managed to pull the death gripped mob w/1 frostbolt (even have threat reduction). Following that, the tank couldn't get it off me despite 2 ice blocks. Needless to say, we found a new tank after that try.
35 sec cd
Trained at lvl 65
I bet you ran away from the tank still attacking the mob? Also taunts like death grip doesn't do any threat.
Pretty sure I'm smart enough not to run away if you want someone to get an add off of you. I didn't start casting frostbolt (2.5 sec) until a sec or two after death grip (3.5+ secs of dmg in
Frost Presence
) And no, I was not continuing to attack...once again I'm not that stupid and yes that would be a total of 40 secs that the mob was on me (Ice Barrier +
Ice Block
+
Hypo
+ Ice Barrier +Ice Block + 4k hp > 40 secs)...If a tank can't get it off you in that much time, is s/he really a tank?
Post by
flinglam
Why sometimes VoA 25 is just damn annoying >_<.
Me: Alright, everyone ready?
*ready check, everyone ticks yes*
I pull first mob and we make swift work of add.
Raid continues to move on to the intersection which splits between Emalon and Archavon. Druid and his hunter friend stands at Emalon area.
Me: Guys, were doing Archavon first
Druid: But if we do Archavon then were saved but if we do Emalon first and we dont do it at least we aren't saved.
Me: Dude, if we do Emalon first and wipe, then chances are raid will disintergrate. At least if we do Archavon first and check the damage meter, we can check whether or not we can do Emalon.
Druid: Were doing Emalon first.
Me: ...
Raid starts moving to Archavon
Druid: Where the hell you lot going?
Me: Archavon
Druid: AMG! Were doing Emalon first or I'm leaving >_<
Raid pulls add and kills it. I go over tactics to make sure people understand. Druid and Hunter STILL at Emalon. Suddenly I see someone in party getting hit like mad and turn around and taunt the add to make sure that noone else dies. We kill the tempest warder.
Druid: Your a bloody noob
Me: What for?
Druid: I started attacking the first Tempest Warder and you werent there to hold aggro!
Me: >_<
*kicks Druid*
Hunter leaves
Druid: OMFG
/ignore.
Sigh...
Post by
sporn1
The other week I did a VH heroic run with a Death Knight tank and Warrior, Priest and Pally DPSing. We get to Cyanigosa and down her and
the trinket
drops. The Shadow Priest immediately says she's gonna need it and needs it, then we look at our chat boxes and the DK needs and wins it. The priest flips and shouts "WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT FOR?" - The DK replies "it has hit on it".
I had almost the exact same thing happen to my group a few weeks ago. Except the DK won the need roll and instantly his superior achievement pops. Thanks dude, have fun with that spellpower...
Post by
Hilnur
Soon after getting invited in a pug and summoned to OK hc :
Random member (don't remember class) : "Hey, , can you summon me some food and drink plz ?"
Me : "I'm a hunter."
Random member (don't remember class) : " ? Just some drinks then please ? ".
Me : "...."
That gotta be the stupidest thing I got in a pug :)
Post by
Arcage
Soon after getting invited in a pug and summoned to OK hc :
Random member (don't remember class) : "Hey, , can you summon me some food and drink plz ?"
Me : "I'm a hunter."
Random member (don't remember class) : " ? Just some drinks then please ? ".
Me : "...."
That gotta be the stupidest thing I got in a pug :)
that's funny, i have to find it back, but i saw a great post about a warrior in SM who beleived the hunter had him as a pet and wanted to ticket a GM cause the hunter would not dismiss him..#
For me, I once out bid myself on an item when my guild first started using DKP XD
Post by
Billa
The whole "LF 1 dps last spot nexus" while in Borean Tundra, only to be followed by a lvl 80 /w me, getting his inv and then saying "oh I thought it was HC" scene is fairly annoying.
Post by
Rauno
Tank: "Sorry have to go. My parrot ate plastic bowl and now I gotta take him to veterinary"
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Post by
Arcage
Tank: "What's aggro/threat/rage/hitpoints/a keyboard?"
Healer: "I hate having to click from the spellbook."
Myself: "Please kill me!"
.
rofl.
I found it!
This one brings tears of laught to my eyes everytime
http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.aspx?fn=wow-rogue&t=782557&p=1&tmp=1#post782557
(note, I'm a hunter)
Warrior: Can you heal for us in SM?
Me: I can't heal anything other than my pet.
Warrior: But I've seen hunters heal before
Me: Right, the spell is called "heal pet", we can only heal something if it is our pet
Warrior: oh, ok, thats fine.
(invites me)
Upon accepting the invitation, the group already had 2 shamans in it. more than enough to heal.
Warrior: OK, how do I become your pet?
Me: uh.. type /console reloadui pokute, dont worry if you get an error box afterwards
Warrior: OK, done, so you can heal me now?
Shaman whispers: wtf
You whisper to shaman: uhhh haha i dont think he knows shamans can heal
A while later the party is really rocking SM, we've killed herod without wiping and just finished whitemane..
Warrior: OK, how do i change it back so im not your pet anymore
Me: haha.. me and the shamans have been laughing about this for like an hour, dude - you never were my pet, they were healing you the whole time
Warrior: what do you mean, how did you give me orders if i wasnt your pet
Me: orders?
Warrior: i got this big red arrow over monsters sometimes, that was you telling me to attack it, right?
Me: yeah, but, uhh i can do that to anyone
Warrior: yeah, so how do i change it back so im not your pet anymore
Me: ...
Shaman: sucker, you're his pet forever now.. i cant believe you would fall for that noob
Warrior: WTF im reporting you
(warrior hearthstones)
Warrior whispers: why would u do that to someone and scam them like that just release me from being ur pet plz
You whisper to Warrior: Sorry, you're my pet forever now. nothing i can do about it
Warrior whispers: im going to report you to a gm
You whisper to Warrior: I order you not to, pet
Warrior whispers: /counsel reload Warriorname, right?
You whisper to Warrior: I order you to remain my pet, pet
Warrior whispers: f u
You whisper to Warrior: I order you to stop whispering me
Warrior is ignoring you.
Post by
Hilnur
I found it!
This one brings tears of laught to my eyes everytime
http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.aspx?fn=wow-rogue&t=782557&p=1&tmp=1#post782557
(note, I'm a hunter)
Warrior: Can you heal for us in SM?
Me: I can't heal anything other than my pet.
Warrior: But I've seen hunters heal before
Me: Right, the spell is called "heal pet", we can only heal something if it is our pet
Warrior: oh, ok, thats fine.
(invites me)
Upon accepting the invitation, the group already had 2 shamans in it. more than enough to heal.
Warrior: OK, how do I become your pet?
Me: uh.. type /console reloadui pokute, dont worry if you get an error box afterwards
Warrior: OK, done, so you can heal me now?
Shaman whispers: wtf
You whisper to shaman: uhhh haha i dont think he knows shamans can heal
A while later the party is really rocking SM, we've killed herod without wiping and just finished whitemane..
Warrior: OK, how do i change it back so im not your pet anymore
Me: haha.. me and the shamans have been laughing about this for like an hour, dude - you never were my pet, they were healing you the whole time
Warrior: what do you mean, how did you give me orders if i wasnt your pet
Me: orders?
Warrior: i got this big red arrow over monsters sometimes, that was you telling me to attack it, right?
Me: yeah, but, uhh i can do that to anyone
Warrior: yeah, so how do i change it back so im not your pet anymore
Me: ...
Shaman: sucker, you're his pet forever now.. i cant believe you would fall for that noob
Warrior: WTF im reporting you
(warrior hearthstones)
Warrior whispers: why would u do that to someone and scam them like that just release me from being ur pet plz
You whisper to Warrior: Sorry, you're my pet forever now. nothing i can do about it
Warrior whispers: im going to report you to a gm
You whisper to Warrior: I order you not to, pet
Warrior whispers: /counsel reload Warriorname, right?
You whisper to Warrior: I order you to remain my pet, pet
Warrior whispers: f u
You whisper to Warrior: I order you to stop whispering me
Warrior is ignoring you.
Omg, I want to meet that warrior :(
Nice one indeed !
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