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200 stupidest things said in an instance...
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Post by
dhampir1989
in Gruuls liar LAST NIGHT!-_-
"WTF? Mages cant tank! get a warrior or something!"
oh dear.... no more pugs for me :P
I will put money on that being a BYD member, but then EXODUS took on ex-foxhound members, so you are no better.
(assuming you are barleyarley from aggramar eu of course)
Post by
Barone
Lol had some fun in SK last time..
I was with a warrior and priest the rest i dont remember anymore...
We were at the the Jammal'an the Prophet boss...
The room was filled with 6 groups of mobs which you can pull group by group.
Warrior: lets pull them all
Priest: yeah we can make it
me: NOOOO!
Warrior: i got great dps just heal me we can do this.
Priest: yes, go go go
me: NOOO, you will die within 20 seconds...
They are just ignoring me and not even listening confinced they can make it...
me: i dont heal waste of mana, i use it to ress you in 20 seconds
Well they went got 40 mobs on them and all died xD
I couldnt heal them i would get out of mana in 15 seconds then they maybe killed 2/40 mobs ;p
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233683
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Post by
dhampir1989
in Gruuls liar LAST NIGHT!-_-
"WTF? Mages cant tank! get a warrior or something!"
oh dear.... no more pugs for me :P
I will put money on that being a BYD member, but then EXODUS took on ex-foxhound members, so you are no better.
(assuming you are barleyarley from aggramar eu of course)
lol, you behind on your Aggry new mate. BYD disbanded, EXODUS downed Illidan and im the Main Tank in BFTH now xD
cant remember what guild it was but it was a post nerf pug so probably a terrible no-namer one
(yes this is Barleyarley from aggry and im very bored at work :P)I haven't played on laggramar for months, I should play my pally sometime.
Do mourntrym and rofly still own trade?
Glad to hear about BYD, my constant flaming did it's job of showing Superkid to be the half wit he is?
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233683
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Post by
shootstokill
Heres mine:
In ZF (Actually happened)
There was 2 hunter's in the group. Both lvl 47 and both BM, one did not have a pet, and the other stayed in Aspect of the Viper the whole instance... I asked that hunter why and she replied, "Well i have 4 lvl 70's and my lvl 70 friends said that Viper is the best for never going OOM", I emplored her to use Apect of the Hawk for increased DPS but she refused, "I dont want to go OOM i have no downtime and my pet does all the damage". I asked if here friends where Hunters... No they where not...
But wait theres more, the other petless hunter left half way through because my battle ress (Im Druid lvl 48) was on cooldown from ressing the tank after he chose to tank with a 2h polearm...
Oh man that was the worst PuG ive ever been in, only the rogue was the only other party member with his brain in function, he was no problem. Here are a selection of my favorite quotes:
Hunter 1 - "Im staying in Viper because my lvl 70 friends said it was the best"
Hunter 2 - RESS ME FFS!
Reply to Hunter 2 - I cant cos my battle ress in on cooldown
*Hunter 2 leaves the party*
Tank - Im using my 2h to kill this boss, ill do more damage
*Tank dies* (Adds and boss killed him, no way could i have saved him, i just heal best i could and battle ressed him)
Post by
Mewbaraue
Heres mine:
In ZF (Actually happened)
There was 2 hunter's in the group. Both lvl 47 and both BM, one did not have a pet, and the other stayed in Aspect of the Viper the whole instance... I asked that hunter why and she replied, "Well i have 4 lvl 70's and my lvl 70 friends said that Viper is the best for never going OOM", I emplored her to use Apect of the Hawk for increased DPS but she refused, "I dont want to go OOM i have no downtime and my pet does all the damage". I asked if here friends where Hunters... No they where not...
Sorry to ruin this, but Aspect of the Viper is first gotten at level 62 or 64, so how the HELL did this hunter manage to have it? O.o
And my addition to this thread:
I joined a group for Deadmines as a level 20 druid. The group consisted of a mage and lock around me level too. I was balance spec, so I told them that I'd either heal or DPs, NOT tank as I didn't have any tank gear.
They invite a rogue, so I figure "what the hell, I'll just heal"
Then they invite another druid and ask if he can heal O.o
He says that he's going to tank and I'm going to heal, which was fine for me. We began fighting our way into the instance, and at some point this druid asks if he can heal instead... At this point it should be noted that he was wearing 4/5 pieces of
Defias Leather
O.o
Anyhow, we get into the instance and while waiting for a group member to run back (he died just outside), this druid decides that he has to go, so he log out in the instance, and shortly after the group is disbanded.
A few days later I saw his with res sickness ^^
But what I still don't get is why he says he's going to tank, and then in the middle of it all decides that he'd rather heal...
Another story (not that stupid, but still...)
I was on my lvl 31 prot pala, and my brother was on his 31 resto druid. We found 3 DPS (2 mages and 1 hunter I think) and went through SM GY pretty fast. We then decides to go through SM Lib.
We zone in, and everything *!@#s up as one of the mages pulls the first group, and the healer (my brother) hadn't zoned in yet O.o
We manage to kill the mobs though and move on. We get to the coutyard and I'm going to LoS pull the bow-users out there, but one of the mages decide to begin shooting them as I begin to pull. I tell him to let me pull and he responds "okay", and pulls the next pack...
Luckily we got through the instance without and deaths, but I was soooooo tired of that mage afterwards...
Sorry for the long post :P
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Post by
tanukihat
A couple guildlings, a couple PUGs, and I are in ZF, finishing up a few of quests (
Honorguard Chestpiece
FTW). One of the PUGS says "Where can I find the necklace?"
"What necklace?" we ask. He has the quest
Necklace Recovery
, which is in Uldaman. Indeed, it says "Uldaman" right there in the info. So we tell him to go to Uldaman, and he quiets down.
Sure enough, five minutes later, "So is the necklace around here?"
"NO, dude, listen: that quest is for Uldaman. Go to Uldaman, that's where the necklace is. It's not here. It's in Uldaman. You need to leave ZF and then go to Uldaman."
That seemed to solve the problem. We finished the instance, dropping Godzilla (finally had someone with a freakin' mallet), and we were all standing around patting ourselves on the back for a instance well-run and saying our goodbyes, when our PUG friend finally lets the bomb drop:
"HEY! You guys can't leave yet! We never fought Uldaman!"
>:|
Post by
JaxOmen
Heres mine:
In ZF (Actually happened)
There was 2 hunter's in the group. Both lvl 47 and both BM, one did not have a pet, and the other stayed in Aspect of the Viper the whole instance... I asked that hunter why and she replied, "Well i have 4 lvl 70's and my lvl 70 friends said that Viper is the best for never going OOM", I emplored her to use Apect of the Hawk for increased DPS but she refused, "I dont want to go OOM i have no downtime and my pet does all the damage". I asked if here friends where Hunters... No they where not...
But wait theres more, the other petless hunter left half way through because my battle ress (Im Druid lvl 48) was on cooldown from ressing the tank after he chose to tank with a 2h polearm...
Oh man that was the worst PuG ive ever been in, only the rogue was the only other party member with his brain in function, he was no problem. Here are a selection of my favorite quotes:
Hunter 1 - "Im staying in Viper because my lvl 70 friends said it was the best"
Hunter 2 - RESS ME FFS!
Reply to Hunter 2 - I cant cos my battle ress in on cooldown
*Hunter 2 leaves the party*
Tank - Im using my 2h to kill this boss, ill do more damage
*Tank dies* (Adds and boss killed him, no way could i have saved him, i just heal best i could and battle ressed him)
Sorry to say, but if this happened recently enough that a lowbie hunter has Viper, you should have been able to res them. Druids got an out-of-combat res at the same time Viper became trainable much earlier.
Post by
KittyKat77
Swimming while dead:
Didn't learn that until coilfang either. There are enough different places to level that it's very conceivable someone wouldn't learn that.
Tanking:
It's not as easy as it looks, and the first time I tried my hand at it I was with my guildies, several were level 70s, and one was a drood tank. He gave me awesome coaching and pointers, and put up with me not knowing how to mark and pull quickly. I did a lot fo scribbling down names of add-ons to DL the next day!
As far as a prot pally tanking AND healing That's just crazy talk. If I were expected to tank, hold aggro effectively, AND be 100% responsible to heal myself I would oom in about 30 seconds and the group would probably wipe.
Worst instance group I ever ran with:
First time in BRD. Me (pally) hubby (warlock), warrior, healer (priest?), and one other guy.
Anyhow, after one fight (that went ok) the fourth guy dropped party saying we didn't know what we were doing. We said as soon as the group formed we were new to the game and don't know all the dungeons like the back of our hand yet. We were *very specific* in this, but anyways.
We go on, doing OK, then the warrior goes brb, and jumps off a balcony into a crowd. Dies. We go "What was THAT?" he says "getting a quest" and then the healer girl PULLS AGGRO and wipes us.
So the (dead) warrior takes us to the dead dwarf questgiver. We get back in the instance, recover our bodies. Warrior goes "ugh my dad is making me go eat now, got to go." Worst waste of time, didn't even complete ONE quest in the instance. Forgot to mention the healer kept going AFK off and on with no warning regardless if we were fighting anything. Yeesh.
Post by
Sweetscot
All of these from lvl 60 + instances
DPS: "What is aggro?"
DPS: "What is a threat meter?"
Tank: "What is a los pull?"
Anyone: "LOL I didnt know not to do that, this is my first dungeon ever" (said in an auchindon dungeon, dont remem which one...by the tank)
Tank: Hunter stop putting that swirly thing on me it's distracting (also said about Pom on my priest once)
Really the very most dumb I can remember wasn't a statement, it was an arguement. On Coren Direbrew I aggreed to go with a friend with a tank from his guild, got there and was a bit dismayed to see he was in very shoddy ret gear but figured it is such an easy fight we might make it. He buffed kings so I gave him and myself Wis...he threw an absolute hissy fit that I didnt give him light, and wouldn't tank unless I put light on him....he could not understand why I would feel it not particularly neccesary to use a +heal buff on someone with 9k health when my flash of light lands for 3k normally....
Long story short : Tank was an idiot in crap gear and got 1 shotted by whirlwind + adds so we finished the fight all 5 times by kiting him around the room HA Crap tanks shouldnt start fights by ticking off their healers :P Particularly if that Healer is good friends with their guild leader who is present!
Post by
Ahyb
Get a group together for heroic Arcatraz and a level 70 shaman links
Mark of Kil'Jaeden
and asks where in Stormwind to turn it in.
/facepalm
Me, being quite surprised that a T5 shaman is firstly still turning in those marks (as you can't turn them in after honored), and even moreso that he doesn't know where tell him politely as I could muster that you turn them into Aldor Tier in Shat not into Stormwind replies that some guy he asked earlier called him a noob and told him that "duh you turn them into Stormwind".
Ah well, ebayers what can I say.
Post by
Erlinn
Me: Hey, Noobhunter, when the Headless Horseman's head flies off, attack it, not the body. The body is immune to all damage and we need to DPS the head down fast.
Noobhunter: It's cool, I've got Beast Within.
Me: Um...so?
Noobhunter: It makes me immune to everything and makes me able to hit anything that's immune.
You know, I have a hunter as well, and I never noticed this particular feature about
BW
...
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53090
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Post by
LumiyaSpellsong
From my GM to me:
GM "Hey, why were you healing on that last fight? You are supposed to DPS."
ME "What do you mean? I was in cat form the whole time
GM: I kept getting healed my your leader of the pack.
Me...
Me: Tell you what, you stop critting, and Ill stop healing you.
GM: ?
This made me laugh SO hard! Oh man, I'm still rolling! This is fantastic!
<3 feral druids
Post by
LCPhotos
:LFG Ramparts
:ill go i healer and dps rogue
:How are you a healer?
:i have first aid nub y u dont know
:You...Disappoint me.
:k u dont kno wat u missin nub
OMG! Your serious on this? It thought that with first aid, it could be a healer!
All I can say is OMG! Thats just horrible..
Post by
toksi
So a guild group of mine and I are running Heroic Mana Tombs. I'm a new Disc healing priest, only have about a week's worth of experience with the spec after having been a Holy priest my entire life (btw for you holy priests out there, i find all of my mana issues have disappeared since respeccing). We have a pug druid tank, fairly well geared, from a well known guild. He pulls, and I start my healing rotation which consists of Penance, Flash Heal, PW:Shield (I've got the PW:Shield glyph which heals when I pop the shield on), Renew, etc. Conversation goes like this:
Druid: Priest, please don't shield me. If you do, I won't get aggro.
Me: Oh okay, sorry..
Meanwhile in vent one of my guildies is cursing the guy for being an idiot and I'm just taking it in stride. I figure I'll just do as he says and do my rotation without shield. The run goes on, and pretty soon he pops off in party chat again.
Druid: Hey, I asked you not to shield me.
Me: Um.. I haven't been.
Druid: Well why does this bubble keep popping up on me all the time, don't shield me please.
At this point everyone in vent is laughing their asses off. Apparently the guy thought my Divine Aegis was the same as Divine Shield.
I know it's not that bad, and lots of people don't know about talents, especially for other classes, but I thought it was funny :3
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