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200 stupidest things said in an instance...
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Post by
kuromi
More of a everyday occurance than an instance...
My other half (warrior tank/DPS) used to quest with his mate (Balance Druid) a lot. The understanding was the warrior would tankDPS and the Druid DPS/Heal as necessary.
They were taking on an elite...
Warrior: Need healing, i'm going down...
Druid stands staring at his left ear
Warrior: Dude - heal me quick
Druid stands there still staring into space
Warrior: DUDE - DO something... *Manages to take down Elite, but dies due to some DOT effect*
Runs back to his body
Warrior: WTF Man - what you playing at? Why did you do nothing?
Druid: Oh - Sorry, I was in the can - what happened?
Post by
Anarchy
Group consisted of:
Feral druid
me - fury warrior
arms warrior
ret pala
resto shaman
"Guys for the love of god let me tank"
"Dont worry we're wearing plate"
The tank had aggro for the most part but we were just being insane and pulling everything, survived though, we ran about 5 heroics that night without letting the tank hold aggro.
Was good fun.
Post by
Tacos
this is a true story about me on my 70 hunter running normal underbog with this lvl 70 warrior named Bearhugger.
i was realy bored so i joined this group who was LF1m dps for norm UB the group consisted of me 70 hunter, a 65 mage, a 68 mage, 64 resto shaman, and a lvl 70 tauren warrior in greens. his name is bearhugger and this is on the realm staghelm. The tank said he was new to tanking but he was learning so we cut him some slack. we somehow managed to get past the first boss after several wipes. the 68 mage went AFK and never came back. me and the 65 mage kept telling the tank that he sucks and he needs to pick it up or we will boot him. we asked him if he bought his character but he said that he had built up this toon himself so that he could play with the swim team he coached. we wiped again and we told him to run his ass back himself instead of waiting for the healer to rez and them come rez him. we wait a while and he's still dead then he asks "how do I swim when I'm dead?" then we booted him, and later I whispered him and his excuse for not knowing how to swim while dead was because he never leveled up in the wetlands.
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Post by
bwirum
this is a true story about me on my 70 hunter running normal underbog with this lvl 70 warrior named treehugger.
I think what your story tells us is that you're an ass. Funny how people put forward stories to make others look bad, only to be the idiots themselves... pretty much like the OP.
Edit: Are you still wondering why people stop tanking? No?
Post by
Tacos
this is a true story about me on my 70 hunter running normal underbog with this lvl 70 warrior named treehugger.
i was realy bored so i joined this group who was LF1m dps for norm UB the group consisted of me 70 hunter, a 65 mage, a 68 mage, 64 resto shaman, and a lvl 70 tauren hunter in greens. his name is bearhugger and this is on the realm staghelm. The tank said he was new to tanking but he was learning so we cut him some slack. we somehow managed to get past the first boss after several wipes. the 68 mage went AFK and never came back. me and the 65 mage kept telling the tank that he sucks and he needs to pick it up or we will boot him. we asked him if he bought his character but he said that he had built up this toon himself so that he could play with the swim team he coached. we wiped again and we told him to run his ass back himself instead of waiting for the healer to rez and them come rez him. we wait a while and he's still dead then he asks "how do I swim when I'm dead?" then we booted him, and later I whispered him and his excuse for not knowing how to swim while dead was because he never leveled up in the wetlands.
So you joined a group with someone who warned you that they where unfamiliar with tanking, and instead of trying to assist him and make him a better player, you just critisized and eventually booted him?
Good story...
On a side note,
"...group consisted of me 70 hunter, a 65 mage, a 68 mage, 64 resto shaman, and a lvl 70 tauren hunter in greens"
.....who was the tank? Bearhugger, or Treehugger?
...please, don't post on here when you're stoned.
We did try to help him be a bettter tank but it was obvious that he had bought his character or he did not level it up him self because he had no idea what he was doing. he would just sit there and hit one mob while the rest of them were banging on someone else. he would literally just sit there and watch the mob attack someone and not do anything about it. I've tanked on a pally at the mid 30s lvls and I know its tough to tank but this guy severely sucked.
and I'm not stoned, i'm just stupid when it comes to typing and writing and all that but I'm not stupid enough to do drugs.
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Post by
Thundurmaul
this is a true story about me on my 70 hunter running normal underbog with this lvl 70 warrior named treehugger.
i was realy bored so i joined this group who was LF1m dps for norm UB the group consisted of me 70 hunter, a 65 mage, a 68 mage, 64 resto shaman, and a lvl 70 tauren hunter in greens. his name is bearhugger and this is on the realm staghelm. The tank said he was new to tanking but he was learning so we cut him some slack. we somehow managed to get past the first boss after several wipes. the 68 mage went AFK and never came back. me and the 65 mage kept telling the tank that he sucks and he needs to pick it up or we will boot him. we asked him if he bought his character but he said that he had built up this toon himself so that he could play with the swim team he coached. we wiped again and we told him to run his ass back himself instead of waiting for the healer to rez and them come rez him. we wait a while and he's still dead then he asks "how do I swim when I'm dead?" then we booted him, and later I whispered him and his excuse for not knowing how to swim while dead was because he never leveled up in the wetlands.
So you joined a group with someone who warned you that they where unfamiliar with tanking, and instead of trying to assist him and make him a better player, you just critisized and eventually booted him?
Good story...
On a side note,
"...group consisted of me 70 hunter, a 65 mage, a 68 mage, 64 resto shaman, and a lvl 70 tauren hunter in greens"
.....who was the tank? Bearhugger, or Treehugger?
...please, don't post on here when you're stoned.
We did try to help him be a bettter tank but it was obvious that he had bought his character or he did not level it up him self because he had no idea what he was doing. he would just sit there and hit one mob while the rest of them were banging on someone else. he would literally just sit there and watch the mob attack someone and not do anything about it. I've tanked on a pally at the mid 30s lvls and I know its tough to tank but this guy severely sucked.
and I'm not stoned, i'm just stupid when it comes to typing and writing and all that but I'm not stupid enough to do drugs.
Sorry for the quote train, but that is EXACTLY what I would do if I had no idea how to tank. The first time I tanked as a bear I was using nothing but maul and mangle, in BRD, and I quickly learned that it was a good way to wipe, but I didn't even know what swipe did. A dps in the group told me what to do, hostile, but still helpful.
Edit for spelling.
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wolf
"why do u go into heroic dungeons when u dont hav the gear ?"
ever thought that maybe i'm going into a heroic dungeon to GET gear? this arms warrior was constantly dying because he was trying to tank when we had a feral druid tanking. after he left, a hunter joined us, and no one ever died. 'course, it was a heroic, and there was only one boss left, so the hunter felt inclined to roll need EVERYTHING THAT DROPPED including my precious
gloves
that i needed so badly
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Post by
JaxOmen
We wait a while and he's still dead then he asks "how do I swim when I'm dead?" then we booted him, and later I whispered him and his excuse for not knowing how to swim while dead was because he never leveled up in the wetlands.
Lots of people never learn that you can swim while dead until Coilfang Reservoir. The only way to learn it before then is to get killed underwater deep enough to where you can't res on the surface (there's only a few quests that even get done that deep), or have someone teach you. I didn't learn how to swim while dead until a group wipe in Coilfang either.
Shame on you for mocking him for something that ISN'T as common-knowledge as you seem to think. I hope you at least told him how to do it.
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